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Christopher Haake

@captsolo66.bsky.social
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I could have been America’s favorite gameshow host. Supreme Commander of Operations at #WebForceKC.

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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I feel like my bracket picks are pretty solid AGAIN this year, and very sturdy. #MarchMadness 🏀💥👇
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Thank you to @VoyageKC for the interview and the spotlight on this cool little company, Web Force KC, and me! 👍🤘👇 voyagekc.com/interview/ex...
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Nice to be happy with something our country has done for a change.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
A 7am hockey game feels oddly like watching violent Saturday morning cartoons in the 80s. Go @usahockey.bsky.social ! 🏒🤘🥅
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I have updated my Special Olympics Missouri #PolarPlunge page to make it more....me. Please enjoy, but more importantly, PLEASE DONATE! 🧊💥👊👇 support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
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2026 Polar Plunge - Kansas CIty
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Since I'm done doing dumb things that are unhealthy, I've decided to do dumb things for charity instead! See the link below and help out @SpecialOlympicsMissouri as I dive into freezing cold water this Saturday! 🧊👊👇 support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
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2026 Polar Plunge - Kansas CIty
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Of course I picked the coldest morning in KC to pick up the @WebForceKC plates! #OnwardAndUpward 💥👊
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
#MickeysSurplus in KCK is a gentlemen’s gem. 💎🫵
Calling in random air strikes on a Monday afternoon….Who the hell is ‘Bucky’?
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Terra firma. #WebForceKC
Feet on the ground. Back in the real world for the first time in too many years.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
'It's the most inconvenient time of the week'..... to drop a @wordpress.org update, but here we are. #Upward #Onward 🖥️🖱️🖲️🎅 wordpress.org/download/rel...
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WordPress 6.9
Content your way WordPress 6.9 introduces a more intuitive way to create content, together. Every detail is designed to fit your creative flow, from Notes that let you collaborate directly in the edit...
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I am not @JaxsonDart, rookie quarterback for the @NYGiants. But if I was, I would have IMMEDIATELY changed my middle name to either ‘Poisonous’, ‘Lethal’, or ‘Blow’ as a teenager. Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯
Jackson Dart missed true greatness by not changing his middle to Poisonous, Lethal, or Blow. Totally blown opportunity that fans are taking note of.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
#PissPoorPicnic
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A holiday miracle has just occurred! #WebForceKC MF.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Bowling for Dollars 2025
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I could have been America’s favorite game show host.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Oh yeah. #KCMO www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/811957...
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Godzilla Vs. America: Kansas City by Buster Moody, Freddie E. Williams II, Kyle Strahm, Baldemar Rivas, Jake Smith: 9798887244365 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Godzilla heads to the heartland with Kansas City in its sights in four comic tales full of action and excitement! Calling it “Kansas City” wasn’t enough to throw Godzilla off the trail—the...
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Via #Sora. Inspired by 80-90s era Ray Adams. Shoutout to @junglelawgroup for keeping it weird.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote! Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏 vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se... vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵‍💫🛜
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨 youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
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Daemoni
YouTube video by Igorrr - Topic
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Hey, KCMO! There are only a few days left to vote in The Pitch Kansas City's #BestOfKC for your favorite people, places, and.....awesome local businesses like Web Force KC! Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘 vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best... vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A fun trip down "memory lane" for a new client. Those darn Kansas laws made having an adult beverage on a Sunday at KU required planning. 👇🍺🥃🍷 grandliquorks.com/a-look-back-...
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A Look Back At Some Of The Weird Liquor Laws in Kansas - Grand Liquors - Mission, KS
You wouldn't know it today, but the state of Kansas has had some odd liquor laws over the years. This week, Grand Liquor in Mission, KS, takes a look at them!
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It’s always great to see Web Force KC merch in the wild, or via text. Either way. Good stuff. 🤘👊🫵🪏
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
And the website design of the year award in the Greater Kansas City area goes to....@Atlas9! Wow! Absolutely amazing interface and design! 👌👊🤘 atlas9.com?windows=welc...
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Atlas9: Enter The Reel World
Immerse yourself in a museum where movie scenes come to life. Explore dynamic installations, interact with performers, and uncover a mysterious narrative.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This Ravens - Bills game was not your average rich gladiators simulating combat exhibition. Wow.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The Sunday night research session for a new client web design project just got weird, but fun. (⊙_⊙)?
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I’ve been waitin’ all post-season (for a new theme song) for Sunday niiiiiiiight……
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I don’t recall seeing a KU Football team this good, except for when I was hallucinating in college. #RockChalk 🫵💥👊
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Early bird gets the #RedFriday flags for Web Force clients: Year 4! #ChiefsKingdom 🤘🪄🏈
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Ah, shucks, KC! Thank you for nominating Web Force KC in not one, but TWO categories this year in @ThePitchKC's #BestOfKC 2025! Click the links to vote, and cheers! 🙏🥂🤘👇 vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se... vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
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Best of Kansas City 2025 Ballot The Pitch
Count down KC's hottest hits: The Pitch presents the original and biggest "Best of KC" awards, back for 2025!
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
IT'S A GIRL! Please welcome the newest member of the Web Force KC and B.F.i. Team, Miss Fitt! Along with the #TrulyOutrageous Jem, Miss Fitt's ebony elegance will bring a softer, more seductive tone to the otherwise brash bravdo. Shoutout to #JemAndTheHolograms and @stevevai.bsky.social , as well.🎸◼️
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"Hit me with those laser beams....." Coming soon! 🤘👇
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
All new Web Force KC fall ‘test’ merch has just arrived, and there is more to come!🤘👊💥
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
CHEERS to Helen, and the staff of @QuinnsLaundry for taking amazing care of my favorite jerseys! (Some of them hadn’t been washed in ‘several’ years.) JEERS to the rando social media weirdo who prophesized that washing my jerseys would jinx a team(s). #ChiefsKingdom #RockChalk #FountainsUp 👍🙂‍↕️🫡
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Thank you, Taylor and Travis. The world may not know it yet, but your engagement announcement has clearly brought back the common sense Cracker Barrel so badly needed. 👍❤️🛼🛢️
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I think I may have a FANTASTIC wedding invitation design AND catering idea for your wedding, Taylor and Travis! ❤️💥👇💍 Hit me up.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This isn’t TS12.
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Orange Mathematics by Frontierer on Apple Music
Album · 2015 · 16 Songs
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I love you, @SteveVai, but my god your guitars are hard to restring and tune. 🎵 🎸🤘
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Fantasy Heads Up 7up League.
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Business Owner: “We don’t want our brand name to offend anyone’s religion, but we want it to be fun…” Marketing: “Say no more, fam.” #SinWeek
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Christopher Haake @captsolo66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The summer intern days are winding down. 😒 She will be undoubtedly be missed, and has exceeded all of our expectations….by light years. We may be seeking a new fall/winter SEO apprentice (spoken in the Emperor’s voice). #InternsForInternets 💻⌨️👾⚡️
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