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Capt Mak

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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump is a nihilist. Something people keep forgetting.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shame on her.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welll they didn’t stop sooooo…
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shall we guess the 6 people starting with Scott Baio?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cannot remember the last time I tried to trans a kid.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In two weeks
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Seinfeld: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
ALT: Seinfeld: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you see how Osama Bin Laden completely destroyed America (with 25 year’s hindsight), I don’t know why anyone thinks Iran needs to nuke us. Today all they need are misinformation troll farms which do far more damage than any one nuke. Disagree? IDGAF.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Follow up question: “what the fuck does that even mean” Make them lay it out.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hahahahahha. It’s so embarrassing to be these guys.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Biden lives rent free in their heads.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A simple google search on your statement will provide you with a little education as to why prices move higher in the given scenario. Try it.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In 2026 helping thy neighbor is woke.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was vaccinated and I don’t have autism. My siblings were vaccinated and don’t have autism. My wife was vaccinated and doesn’t have autism. My kids were vaccinated. They don’t have autism. Vaccines don’t cause autism.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When the minority elects a president…
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Too old for Trump to date.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
To everyone who thinks Iran is a war worth fighting, please enlist and go. Thank you for your service.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
MAGA will believe it.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The only presidents that had guts to take the country to war were Lincoln, Wilson, and FDR. The rest of them were cowards who sent kids to fight someone else’s war. Fuck Trump.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Let women’s sports determine who can play in women’s sports. I don’t really care.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Let me get this straight… in 2024 we didn’t know better?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is everyone ready for $10 gas?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ancient Greeks spoke English, stupid.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ok dummy.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And how do you vote Trump out when he’s not on any ballot?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ummmm how do we vote him out?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But cool down the rhetoric. 🤦‍♂️
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I promise you they will air it.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Which of the 3 stooges is Marco?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’ll get thrown out.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Jack Kimble is satire.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just like how the IRS doesn’t penalize tax returns postmarked April 15th but received after April 15th.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s still circling the earth.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They all have MDS.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Another trial that will be thrown out.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Honestly I don’t even begin to understand this “he never sleeps” brag. People who do not sleep are not healthy.. both physically and mentally.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why do I have a feeling this $300B is going to all his friends to help “rebuild Iran”? They are all going to steal that money and leave Iran in ruins.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why is it in America you have the right to an attorney but not a right to a doctor?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They never see anything but somehow they can make wild accusations without an ounce of proof. Then you ask to see the evidence and they say there’s tons of evidence. Show me one thing… “There’s tons of it” Ok.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They have weird obsessions about the Obamas. Michelle should sue this guy for billions in defamation.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sam Harris? Gordon Levitt?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thank you! The false equivalence people continue to make on the internet are disheartening.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Like Ron Burgundy he will read anything on the teleprompter. This idiot will post anything someone tells him.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We care. But what can we do? These pedophile enablers keep winning elections.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The word “around” should also be circled.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why is masculinity an obsession with the least masculine?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
From the guy who leaves town on a cold day.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Full context is always nice.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yeah. But not at all.
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