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Capt Mak

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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you see how Osama Bin Laden completely destroyed America (with 25 year’s hindsight), I don’t know why anyone thinks Iran needs to nuke us. Today all they need are misinformation troll farms which do far more damage than any one nuke. Disagree? IDGAF.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
To everyone who thinks Iran is a war worth fighting, please enlist and go. Thank you for your service.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why is it in America you have the right to an attorney but not a right to a doctor?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dear MAGA fools: He told you he’d lower grocery prices, gas prices, inflation. He told you no more forever wars. He promised you the Epstein files. Instead he’s stolen billions of dollars. He’s fucked up the entire economy. And we are all paying for it.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s getting extremely expensive to own the libs.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The uneducated are dangerous people. But there is nothing more dangerous than an uneducated billionaire or a billionaire exploiting the uneducated. Prove me wrong.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I did not have alpha men demanding a ball room on my bingo card.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I did not know that so called Alpha Men were obsessed with ballrooms.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
9/11 destroying us 25 years later was not on my bingo card. But everything since that attack has turned Americans into conspiracy ridden hate mongering assholes. And social media facilitated all of it.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My dog died. I didn’t know his last meal was his last meal. I didn’t know his last walk was his last walk. I didn’t know the last time he wagged his tail would be his last tail wag. I didn’t know his last outing would be his last. I miss him.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My dog died. And he will die 1000 more times. And it’s unbearable. He died again when I threw away his medications. He dies every time I go to feed him and he’s not there. He dies for every time I don’t call his name. He dies with each walk we can’t go on.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How many billions did the Trump family and friends make off this latest TACO Tuesday trade?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
#TACO Tuesday
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Remember when we didn’t elect Harris because she would have committed genocide? Fun times.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The GOPs entire platform is to harass people that annoy them. Everyone not straight and white and Christian. Wake up America.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The dumbest people are running the country and Iran seems to know it.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
There is so much fake news on here. A simple google search or verification with chat gpt can clarify it before you stupidly post it.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
77 million people have effectively destroyed the lives of 8 billion people because they had a sad about pronouns.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@pambondi.bsky.social Stock market is below 50k. Release the fucking Epstein files.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
People are voting themselves into bankruptcy because of a fear of brown people and that a bio-guy might run in a women’s race. Fucking morons.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The war isn’t against Iran. It’s against the American people for not dropping the Epstein files.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Y’all realize if we put bumper stickers on our cars that said “he’s a pedophile”… 100% of everyone would know exactly who you’re talking about.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This year my total tax liability is $60k And it’s the saddest $60k I’ve paid for anything. It’s literally being used to destroy the country and kill people both foreign and domestic.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He’s destroying our retirement savings. He’s raising the prices of everything. He’s killing children. He’s running illegal wars. He’s murdering people. He’s a pedophile. Great choice MAGA.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The Epstein files must be so much worse than we have even seen.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dear MAGA, You swore to me there would be no new wars. Please explain this to me like I’m 5.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Every single Democrat running for a seat must guarantee they will pursue justice in THE HAGUE for all the enablers in the Trump regime.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
There needs to be a new world order. One where billionaires pay taxes and stop raping kids and go to jail if they did.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Tell me Pam Bondi didn’t at one point visit Epstein Island and see the horrors with her own eyes and I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hillary Clinton should be making one simple post every single day: “but my emails.”
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My total tax bill is $50k for 2025. Tell me again why we are paying taxes when they have dismantled the government.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I know this is tough for MAGA to understand , but if your father was filthy rich you’d probably disown him if he raped children.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Why these Olympic skaters dressed like the villains in the hunger games?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Tomorrow it will become clearer who all the racists are in your office based on which half time show they are talking about.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The “yeah but what about Hunter Biden?” Crowd can simply go fuck themselves.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s weird how Riley Gaines complained about being naked in a room with a trans woman. But seems totally okay supporting a pedophile.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bitcoin in a complete meltdown.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I had no idea MAGA was a bunch of pedophiles. (Just kidding, I always knew).
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Be best. #melania
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
How am i the first person to rate and review this movie?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Democrats in 1939 would be like “maybe we can train the Nazis to be nicer people.”
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I will go to my grave wondering how 30% of Americans handed the country over to a senile game show host.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It was never about the: Price of eggs Gas Inflation Genocide Abortion Biden’s age Biden’s dimentia Epstein The 2A Ukraine The Middle East War and/or Peace So why the fuck did MAGA destroy the country?
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Reposting and pinning for no apparent reason.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I find it strange that for all the people who blamed Biden for everything after 2020, including accusing him of stealing an election, that nobody felt the need to take to the streets for the next 4 years. That is… nobody except a few hundred white supremecists. Wearing. Fucking. Masks.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My fellow Americans, hear me now… On Jan 6, 2021, MAGA rang a bell that cannot be unrung. Minnesota: call out the national guard already.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Trump is going to declare victory over Greenland and MAGA is going to cheer. I see it coming.
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Capt Mak @captmak.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Is what’s happening now in Minnesota a prequel to The Hunger Games?
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