Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Sunderland midfield 5 ages v Bristol City: Watson (18) Jobe (19) Neil (22) Rigg (17) Mayenda (19) Average age: 19 #SAFC 3183
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 07/12/2024He really is. Great to see the academy produce another bloody good footballer. 090
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Thank goodness all those people telling us Tommy Watson wasn’t ready for the Championship a couple weeks ago don’t pick the team, eh? 😄 Good win, that! Deserved it. #SAFC 6560
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Kicking off December with the best Christmasy Christmas movie 😎🎄 130
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 29/11/2024An incredibly frustrating few games, but we have some really talented young players, who play really good football to watch, give their absolute all every single game, and go toe-to-toe with the best teams in the division. Back them to the fucking hilt. #SAFC 4580
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Interesting seeing mixed opinions on Tommy Watson’s performance. I didn’t think he looked out of his depth or particularly good. Some bright moments, some poor ones, as you’d expect for a kid making his third ever start and first at home. Happy he’s getting a chance. #SAFC 22351
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Definitely feel like the fine margins are going against #SAFC atm. The Isidor offside a real borderline call. It’ll turn. 😎 5210
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Frustrating, but keep plugging away. A lot more still to come from this side I feel. #SAFC 2270
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Well, last night in Vegas and looking forward to getting home now. Long trip when you’re travelling solo and working. 1160
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 25/11/2024When the right riot, they’re ’protesters.’ Actual protesters? ’Hate marchers.’ They’re ‘concerned citizens’ and ‘patriots.’ The rest? ‘Traitors’. They’re never ‘fascists,’ just ‘normal people.’ The rest? ‘Commies’. They have ‘opinions.’ The rest have a ‘woke mind virus’ Does my head in. 1292
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I’d be tempted by something like this. Give Rigg a rest. #SAFC 6171
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 25/11/2024‘Just’ the nine quadrillion three hundred sixty trillion or so miles, then… 😅 No doubt #SAFC would still sell it out, though. 😎 090
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Think last two games have shown what a huge miss Jobe has been. Natural for teams chasing a goal to rush right up (and push you right back) but Jobe best we have at operating in tight spaces, protecting the ball and winning free kicks. All invaluable in protecting leads. #SAFC 4381
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Think we’d have all taken a point before the game, but gutted to lose those two points in that way. Still, think those lads were warriors today. #SAFC 5310
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Ages of Sunderland’s current midfield 5: 19, 17, 22, 19, 18 #SAFC 4220
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 23/11/202427% of the players on this pitch are Sunderland academy products. #SAFC 2547
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Impossible to feel confident about #SAFC today with all the injuries/suspensions. Will have to settle for hopeful 🙂 2130
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Didn’t actually make it to the F1 practice or qualifying despite having the three-day pass. From Strip level all I could really tell was it was loud. 140
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Tomorrow starts with watching #SAFC at 7am in bed, and finishes with me going to the Las Vegas F1 (10pm). Should be interesting. 3160
Reposted by Michael GrahamFootball Away Days @awaydays.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The greatest free kick of all time 😂 1025578
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just never get sick of this place. ❤️🤩 Feels odd to be in Las Vegas working rather than just Vegasing. 110
Reposted by Michael GrahamLucky Rabbit Vacations @lrvacations.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I'm a disney travel planner page, but I must speak on this topic. *You take that opinion back where it came from or so help meeeee~*media.tenor.commike wazowski from monsters inc is waving his handALT: mike wazowski from monsters inc is waving his hand 131
Reposted by Michael GrahamTeej @ghostbladeblack.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Die Hard is famously about Santa with no beard in a tank top punishing some naughty kids. Instead of a chimney he goes through the air vents and instead of coal he gives them lead (bullets). I could be wrong. 172
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Which is, of course, completely true. Indy is just watching those events along with the rest of us. Well, except the burny melty bit, obviously. 030
Reposted by Michael GrahamNOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 21/11/2024whoever said “if you’re watching die hard in June I’m like cool, die hard! if you’re watching muppet christmas carol in June I’d worry about you” won the argument but. with that said. if watching it on Christmas is a fun treat, it’s a Christmas movie. life is short. hell, put the tree up in October 51672
Reposted by Michael GrahamThe Movie Lawyer @themovielawyer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Die Hard is about a man who learns to put his wife’s needs ahead of his ego, on Christmas, while stopping evil and casting them down from the heavens, in a building with a pregnant woman who has no place to deliver safely. Also, Karl dies and is reborn. 091
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024But it being Christmas is the scene with which we are presented. That’s A. It plays no part in the transition to where the movie ends up, i.e. B It’s not Hans called off his heist because he discovered the Christmas spirit or something. Christmas changed nothing. 😎 2110
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Woah woah WOAH! November the bloody 12th?!media.tenor.coma cat is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera with its mouth open .ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera with its mouth open . 260
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I can get on board with a theory that to be a Christmas movie, it must illicit a certain feeling within the viewer. A ‘Christmassy’ feeling if you like. And therefore, since feelings are subjective, so too must be the criteria. But singularly, it’s not enough. So Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. 🙈 220
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Brilliantly good fun, genuinely. Exactly how social media should be (and once was) ❤️ 050
Reposted by Michael GrahamYesey Ronso @yeseylon.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Congrats. You broke BlueSky. We had a good thing going, but now we have to form an angry mob. Also, Christmas played a central mechanism, he was only there because it was Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, now I have an argument too.media.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a torch in front of a sign that says " fresh torches "ALT: a cartoon character is holding a torch in front of a sign that says " fresh torches " 071
Reposted by Michael GrahamTim Dowler @timdowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024"Hey John, Takagi is having his 70th birthday party this Saturday, fancy coming and seeing the kids?" "Yeah, love to. Out of interest, much security on?" "No, it's Saturday night, we are just opening up the 30th floor for the night", "One more thing, is that prick Ellis going to be there?" 111
Reposted by Michael Graham1011forever.bsky.social @1011forever.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I worked in the film industry and Die Hard was a Christmas Release not a Christmas Movie 011
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Just to say what a wonderful thread this is and I straight up love every single one of you who replied ❤️❤️ 4150
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024‘X is a haven for free speech, not abusive at all, and we all absolutely accept those with different opinions and debate them respectfully’ update… 15331
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Indeed, and on a related note, Batman isn’t a superhero, but that’s a debate for another time 😄 460
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024This happens regularly with me, almost daily I’d say, with Ian Poveda. #SAFC 270
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024That’s just Point A. Christmas does nothing to transition it to Point B. It’s therefore not part of the story, it’s a tiny bit of the backstory. Ergo, not a Christmas movie! 😬😬 210
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Here is a test for the civility on BlueSky: A movie cannot be a Christmas movie unless Christmas plays a central mechanism in the transition of the narrative from A to B. So Die Hard is clearly NOT a Christmas movie because Christmas changes nothing in the story. 12712908120
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Body so confused. 27 hours since I last slept in a bed. It’s tired but brain telling it it’s not. Also looks like I’m going to be spending seven days looking at a Sphinx’s arse. 🤷🏼♂️ 091
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Just me or does it feel like about 17 years since the last #SAFC game??media.tenor.coma man with a mustache sits on a yellow swingALT: a man with a mustache sits on a yellow swing 4451
Michael Graham @captfishpaste.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Be very interesting if Milan Aleksic gets the nod on Saturday. Got to give the kid a game at some point. Not as if #SAFC are drowning in options atm. 7301
