Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They put that noose around their own damn necks. 0894
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is what its always been about. Grazing rights. 071
Reposted by Capt BillAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/08/2026There’s a reason they refer to us as human capital stock. 90154221454
Reposted by Capt BillBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“Trump’s party is willing to spend $17 billion to fund a white elephant wunderwaffen that everyone knows is a boondoggle just to humor him and avoid his wrath, even as the country is losing a war.” newrepublic.com/article/2144...newrepublic.comTrump’s Micromanaging Warship Design Will Set the Navy Back by DecadesThese nonsensical steam catapults are just one of several instances of Trump trying to pretend he knows anything about ship design, and they’re making the country weaker. 28380128
Reposted by Capt BillCarol @mdgbrkr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Trump is setting up a situation where he can send troops to our polls. VOTE NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES. Our lives depend on it! 0199
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Also, building your opponent a golden bridge to retreat from is a great idea. 010
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Take solace that even a stopped watch is right twice a day. 001
Reposted by Capt BillMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It's so awkward when awful people you deeply dislike say something you 100% agree with. 1235220454946
Reposted by Capt BillIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Yes. Reform the Supreme Court. Term limits. Expand the Court. Enforceable code of ethics. It’s time we address corruption on the highest court. 619187853795
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Wait a minute, so you have eaten your cheeseburger and you have it too? 000
Reposted by Capt BillMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A novel moment of fleeting self-awareness. 132497341843
Reposted by Capt BillLydia Mulvey @lydiamulvey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026World Central Kitchen is en route to Venezuela to provide hot meals for those affected by the devastating twin earthquakes as well as first responders, a vital, life-saving service if you are able and funds allow, you can donate at the link below donate.wck.org/campaign/815...donate.wck.orgDonate to World Central KitchenWorld Central Kitchen https://donate.wck.org/campaign/815521/donate 10868472725
Reposted by Capt BillRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." —FDR, 1936 7636781098
Reposted by Capt BillKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If you credulously do a segment about the vote in California in which you don’t say the president is lying, you’re spreading disinformation to your listeners. 262184513776
Reposted by Capt BillSen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 09/06/2026Make no mistake: in California, our democracy is working as it should. But our President is doing everything in his power to make you doubt that with constant lies. His baseless, anti-democratic rhetoric has no place in our electoral process. 1476162064055
Reposted by Capt BillPBS News @pbsnews.org · 30/05/2026PolitiFact asked board-certified dermatologists to answer people's burning questions about SPF. When it comes to sunscreen, they advised buying broad-spectrum sunscreen that’s SPF 30 or higher and reapplying regularly. to.pbs.org/4viu77Opbs.orgDo you need SPF 30, 50 or 100? Dermatologists answer your burning sunscreen questionsPolitiFact asked board-certified dermatologists to answer people's burning questions about SPF. When it comes to sunscreen, they advised buying broad-spectrum sunscreen that’s SPF 30 or higher and rea... 66815
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Well if that's the case then I'll apply too. Come on everybody, file a claim. 000
Reposted by Capt BillAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/05/2026So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right? 1476173764270
Reposted by Capt BillAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/05/2026No one in this regime will face federal criminal accountability unless we reform the Supreme Court first. That's what folks should be running on. That should be the lesson of the Jack Smith prosecutions: it doesn't matter who the AG is. 556158134166
Reposted by Capt BillBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so thereforemembership.theonion.comJoin The OnionDon’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news. 8654731183
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The whole clip with them throwing CBS chairs and, of course, watermelons, is on YouTube Late Show channel. MUST SEE TV 030
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I can only understand size by number of pickup trucks and energy used by Blg Mac calories. 050
Reposted by Capt BillMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 15/05/2026THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra 393235934831
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It's truly a strange world when I'm agreeing with Bolton. 030
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 15/05/2026No celebrity is required to advocate on your behalf. Grow up. 000
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I'm beginning to better understand how the French felt before their revolution. (And why they did what they did) 110
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 07/05/2026That's not entirely true. Rubio said that they went to war to restore it to the way it was before they went to war. 010
Reposted by Capt BillMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/04/2026He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 705324928103
Reposted by Capt BillMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Congratulations to @stephenking.bsky.social for this well-deserved honor!👍 (Novels/Novellas: Approximately 65 to 67 Non-fiction books: 5 books. Short Stories: Over 200 Pseudonyms: 7 novels were published as Richard Bachman. Frequency: He has published at least one book almost every year since 1974) 1168328176194
Reposted by Capt BillNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026As a DC reporter, I don't endorse mindless war, militarized cities, illegal abductions, defunded medical research, government insider trading, and mass pardons of violent criminals. But in the name of our norms, tonight I will break bread and share laughs with the president who did all of this. 22792174
Reposted by Capt BillPeter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 05/04/2026first time really tuning into a war? welcome. Let’s go over some rules of how to behave. These are going to be especially important if it’s a war you oppose. 1. You are allowed an opinion. This is America. Whether you served or not. It’s done in your name so might as well speak up. 🧵 932392578
Reposted by Capt BillBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Y'all got a few hours left to get The Onion shipped to your house all year for $75. After that it resets to $10,000 per month or whatever the regular price is. membership.theonion.commembership.theonion.comJoin The OnionDon’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news. 2446637
Reposted by Capt BillGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 29/03/2026State control of big media is one of the first steps to total consolidation of power. 42678612766
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Hey Murica, go fight my battle then make me king. 000
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Or, better yet, introduce a bill saying fuck no. 020
Reposted by Capt BillAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/03/2026He doesn't take AIPAC money. In fact, he doesn't take ANY corporate PAC money, and the average donation is around $18. So join us for a virtual event this Sunday for HARRY DUNN! 6977242425
Capt Bill @captbillkelso.bsky.social · 26/03/2026We're at the point in this timeline where we believe the Iranian government over our own. I'm going to need a new bingo card. 000
