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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There aren't enough prominent female muppets to do most of the adaptations y'all keep suggesting

Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell meme

Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have short hair, lots of cowlicks, and tend to toss and turn in my sleep. I usually dont sleep on it wet (but it's even worse if I do)

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People who wash their hair at night - how do you get your hair to cooperate in the morning? I'm not a morning person, so I'd much rather shower before and sleep in, but if my hair isn't soaking wet, it takes as much time to salvage it as it would to just shower again. Help!

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In Latin his name is Tinkus Vinkus

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MRW Netflix cancels "How to Get to Heaven from Belfast"

Booker from How to Get to Heaven from Belfast

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know myths are supposed to evolve with every retelling, but I don't think I'll ever feel totally comfortable with the idea of Hades and Persephone as couples goals. That is NOT a consensual relationship. At least not in the oldest sources.

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Will I like East of Eden if I hated both Of Mice and Men and the Pearl? Or should I just skip it?

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

not sure if I like Florence Pugh more than I hate John Steinbeck

The poster for East of Eden, starring Florence Pugh

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This shot from Only Murders in the Building, the silly whodunnit comedy TV show made by perpetual goofball Steve Martin, includes 5 actresses, 4 of whom have won a combined 8 Oscars. The 5th woman is Selena Gomez.

A scene from Only Murders in the Building with Dianne Weist, Selena Gomez, Meryl Streep, Renee Zellweger, and Da'Vine Joy Randolph

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If they keep their team options, Jazz have Key, Darryn, Ace, Lauri, and JJJ locked in through 2029. #CULTURE

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Maybe there'll be peace when you are done with the rewatch, you know?

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Every year there's at least one film that feels like it should be an awards darling but goes mostly unnoticed (often in part because it was released long before award season). Pressure is probably 2026's version of that movie.

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It won't happen, but Andrew Scott should be the frontrunner to win Best Actor for his performance in Pressure. He might win for Elsinore instead, but his portrayal of James Stagg shouldn't be overlooked.

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sadly, the first thing I thought of

A chart of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' general authorities

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Reading. Science. LGBTQ rights. Education. Racial equality. Disaster victims. Wildlife. Healthcare. Dolly cared about so much more than herself. And if an 80-year-old, wealthy, straight, white, country music superstar from Tennessee can do all of that so well, maybe the rest of us can too.

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fae: Greetings, child! May I have your name? Eustace Clarence Scrubb: Sure! It's Eustace Clarence Scrubb. Fae: Wait, what? [Redacted]: I'm free! I'm finally free! Faeustace: what have you done to me?

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The only crossover I want in Avengers: Doomsday is this one

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

ur mom is communism (complimentary)

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Finally got around to watching Derry Girls, and its every bit as magnificent as you all said it was. Also, I would die (and/or kill) for Orla McCool.

Louisa Harland as Orla McCool in Derry Girls

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

How do the Jazz distribute playing time to Sensabaugh, Williams, Svi, Konchar, and Okogie this season?

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Unpopular opinion I know, but I actually enjoy the Jerry/Garry trope, where everyone, including otherwise nice people, is constantly mean to a mostly normal guy for no reason.

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you haven't read the Ghost of Eternal Polygamy, you should

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I've never seen Heroes, and I know that everything but the first season is disappointing. Is it worth watching just Season 1?

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

To be fair, Borges solos most countries

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Can the Jazz please sign Aidoo to a 2-way before somebody else does? #utahjazz

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I'd rather the Jazz play Sabrina Carpenter at center than Hayes

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

1. Lauri 2. Key 3. JJJ 4. Darryn 5. Ace But I'm not confident about any of them. Ace could be our leading scorer and I wouldn't be too surprised

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Of course Mitch McConnell's alive. He and I made pottery together this afternoon, and he tried to make it very sensual

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This, plus it's also a plea to everyone who so confidently and condescendingly dismissed all the red flags to second guess their own judgment and listen to others' perspectives next time a similar situation occurs.

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Hubie @hubieb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Graham Platner has learned his lesson By Susan Collins

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The easiest way for any of the Jazz's bench wings to guarantee they get minutes is to transform themselves into Josh Hart

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I could also see starting JJJ at center and then subbing in Nurk 3-4 minutes in for anyone in the lineup (let's hope someone else on this team figures out how to rebound)

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Darryn's first Instagram story after his first NBA game (in which he scored 28 points) is celebrating one of his teammates. This kid is gonna be so easy to cheer for

Darryn Peterson sharing Cody's dunk on Instagram

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Michael Scotto @mikeascotto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The Utah Jazz and Josh Okogie have agreed to a two-year, $12 million deal, including a team option for the second year, league sources told HoopsHype. Okogie is a noted defender who shot 38.5% from 3-point range last season. ESPN first on the deal. HoopsHype first on team option.

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Supergirl isn't a perfect movie, but I really enjoyed it. Milly Alcock and Jason Momoa both give magnetic performances, and I hope we get to see them on screen again soon.

static.klipy.com

Headbanging Kara Zor-el

Alt: Headbanging Kara Zor-el

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Does anyone know if Jaxson Hayes (*gross*) was signed using cap space or part of the Jazz's MLE? #UtahJazz

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What do you think the Jazz's rotation looks like this season? I'm guessing something like this: ~32 minutes/game: Keyonte Peterson Ace Lauri JJJ ~26 minutes: Nurkic ~18 minutes: Flip 2 of Collier, Svi, Konchar, Brice, and Cody (depending on training camp, matchups, etc)

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Flip's minutes should be directly dependent on how many rebounds he gets. I can put up with his bad defense if he at least crashes the glass on every single shot (as long as JJJ is on the floor too)

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