Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People who wash their hair at night - how do you get your hair to cooperate in the morning? I'm not a morning person, so I'd much rather shower before and sleep in, but if my hair isn't soaking wet, it takes as much time to salvage it as it would to just shower again. Help! 221
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MRW Netflix cancels "How to Get to Heaven from Belfast" 100
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know myths are supposed to evolve with every retelling, but I don't think I'll ever feel totally comfortable with the idea of Hades and Persephone as couples goals. That is NOT a consensual relationship. At least not in the oldest sources. 001
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026not sure if I like Florence Pugh more than I hate John Steinbeck 110
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This shot from Only Murders in the Building, the silly whodunnit comedy TV show made by perpetual goofball Steve Martin, includes 5 actresses, 4 of whom have won a combined 8 Oscars. The 5th woman is Selena Gomez. 030
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It won't happen, but Andrew Scott should be the frontrunner to win Best Actor for his performance in Pressure. He might win for Elsinore instead, but his portrayal of James Stagg shouldn't be overlooked. 100
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Reading. Science. LGBTQ rights. Education. Racial equality. Disaster victims. Wildlife. Healthcare. Dolly cared about so much more than herself. And if an 80-year-old, wealthy, straight, white, country music superstar from Tennessee can do all of that so well, maybe the rest of us can too. 030
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Fae: Greetings, child! May I have your name? Eustace Clarence Scrubb: Sure! It's Eustace Clarence Scrubb. Fae: Wait, what? [Redacted]: I'm free! I'm finally free! Faeustace: what have you done to me? 041
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The only crossover I want in Avengers: Doomsday is this one 031
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026static.klipy.comTed Lasso Jamie TarttAlt: Ted Lasso Jamie Tartt 000
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Finally got around to watching Derry Girls, and its every bit as magnificent as you all said it was. Also, I would die (and/or kill) for Orla McCool. 030
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Unpopular opinion I know, but I actually enjoy the Jerry/Garry trope, where everyone, including otherwise nice people, is constantly mean to a mostly normal guy for no reason. 010
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If you haven't read the Ghost of Eternal Polygamy, you should 160
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I've never seen Heroes, and I know that everything but the first season is disappointing. Is it worth watching just Season 1? 000
Reposted by ShouldersAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not. 14998912536
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Can the Jazz please sign Aidoo to a 2-way before somebody else does? #utahjazz 0120
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Of course Mitch McConnell's alive. He and I made pottery together this afternoon, and he tried to make it very sensual 070
Reposted by ShouldersHubie @hubieb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Graham Platner has learned his lesson By Susan Collins 151049119
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Darryn's first Instagram story after his first NBA game (in which he scored 28 points) is celebrating one of his teammates. This kid is gonna be so easy to cheer for 2362
Reposted by ShouldersMichael Scotto @mikeascotto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The Utah Jazz and Josh Okogie have agreed to a two-year, $12 million deal, including a team option for the second year, league sources told HoopsHype. Okogie is a noted defender who shot 38.5% from 3-point range last season. ESPN first on the deal. HoopsHype first on team option. 1203
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Supergirl isn't a perfect movie, but I really enjoyed it. Milly Alcock and Jason Momoa both give magnetic performances, and I hope we get to see them on screen again soon.static.klipy.comHeadbanging Kara Zor-elAlt: Headbanging Kara Zor-el 000
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Does anyone know if Jaxson Hayes (*gross*) was signed using cap space or part of the Jazz's MLE? #UtahJazz 010
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026What do you think the Jazz's rotation looks like this season? I'm guessing something like this: ~32 minutes/game: Keyonte Peterson Ace Lauri JJJ ~26 minutes: Nurkic ~18 minutes: Flip 2 of Collier, Svi, Konchar, Brice, and Cody (depending on training camp, matchups, etc) 000
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/20264 Finals MVPs are changing teams this offseason. That's got to he a record, right? 000
Reposted by ShouldersRiley Gisseman @rgiss.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Lakers are gonna throw a 3/120M deal at Kessler with Lebron coming off their books, aren't they? 362
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026My final Utah Jazz big board: 1. Darryn Peterson *tiniest of margins* 2. AJ Dybantsa *another tiny margin* 3. Cam Boozer *moderate margin* 4. Caleb Wilson *one last tiny margin* 5. Darius Acuff *big ol margin* 6. Everybody else 110
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Today is a good day to draft Darryn Peterson #TakeNote 010
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Porzingis will probably get more than the MLE, and even if he doesn't, he's almost certainly more interested in other teams, but this is my ideal Jazz offseason. 000
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Somewhere in LeBron James' attic is a painting of him that is getting worse and worse at basketball 010
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a show where one of the protagonists literally was a guest on Epstein Island, is on it's 18th season. It recently had a crossover with Abbott Elementary, arguably the most popular family-friendly sitcom on the air. I think people can still handle the Office. 010
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Haven't seen anybody go 82-0 with Dave Bing as their point guard yet www.82-0.com/share?id=dLq... 110
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Knicks' gameplan of not missing any shots seems to be working well 041
Reposted by ShouldersTrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X. 151102503072
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Confession: When my flight lands, I'm that guy who stands up as soon as the seatbelt light is off. It's not about some delusion of getting off the plane before everyone else. I'm a tall person with chronic pain, a bad back & a wonky knee. I just want to get out of that tiny seat as soon as I can. 020
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Everyone who ignored all of Platner's enormous red flags to railroad him through the primary owns all of the fallout from what happens from hear on out. 040
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026"Does the target spark joy?" "Negative." "Roger that." 020
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026"Remember to like and subscribe" - Homer, c. 700 BC, paraphrased 020
Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The Knicks were cursed by How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, which featured the team winning the NBA championship in a season when, in reality, they didn't even make the playoffs. The curse was finally broken by Karl-Anthony Towns' appearance in The Devil Wears Prada 2. In this essay 010