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Museums, mormonism, movies, and a mediocre basketball team

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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People who wash their hair at night - how do you get your hair to cooperate in the morning? I'm not a morning person, so I'd much rather shower before and sleep in, but if my hair isn't soaking wet, it takes as much time to salvage it as it would to just shower again. Help!
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Latin his name is Tinkus Vinkus
Tinky Winky from Teletubbies
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MRW Netflix cancels "How to Get to Heaven from Belfast"
Booker from How to Get to Heaven from Belfast
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know myths are supposed to evolve with every retelling, but I don't think I'll ever feel totally comfortable with the idea of Hades and Persephone as couples goals. That is NOT a consensual relationship. At least not in the oldest sources.
Bernini's statue "Rape of Proserpine"
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not sure if I like Florence Pugh more than I hate John Steinbeck
The poster for East of Eden, starring Florence Pugh
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This shot from Only Murders in the Building, the silly whodunnit comedy TV show made by perpetual goofball Steve Martin, includes 5 actresses, 4 of whom have won a combined 8 Oscars. The 5th woman is Selena Gomez.
A scene from Only Murders in the Building with Dianne Weist, Selena Gomez, Meryl Streep, Renee Zellweger, and Da'Vine Joy Randolph
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It won't happen, but Andrew Scott should be the frontrunner to win Best Actor for his performance in Pressure. He might win for Elsinore instead, but his portrayal of James Stagg shouldn't be overlooked.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sadly, the first thing I thought of
A chart of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' general authorities
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reading. Science. LGBTQ rights. Education. Racial equality. Disaster victims. Wildlife. Healthcare. Dolly cared about so much more than herself. And if an 80-year-old, wealthy, straight, white, country music superstar from Tennessee can do all of that so well, maybe the rest of us can too.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fae: Greetings, child! May I have your name? Eustace Clarence Scrubb: Sure! It's Eustace Clarence Scrubb. Fae: Wait, what? [Redacted]: I'm free! I'm finally free! Faeustace: what have you done to me?
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only crossover I want in Avengers: Doomsday is this one
Madisynn from She-HulkLuis from Ant-Man
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ur mom is communism (complimentary)
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Ted Lasso Jamie Tartt
Alt: Ted Lasso Jamie Tartt
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finally got around to watching Derry Girls, and its every bit as magnificent as you all said it was. Also, I would die (and/or kill) for Orla McCool.
Louisa Harland as Orla McCool in Derry Girls
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Unpopular opinion I know, but I actually enjoy the Jerry/Garry trope, where everyone, including otherwise nice people, is constantly mean to a mostly normal guy for no reason.
Jerry from Parks and RecJames from Derry GirlsKeith from St Denis Medical
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you haven't read the Ghost of Eternal Polygamy, you should
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm putting together a team
Florence Pugh frowning in Little WomenDenise Gough frowning in AndorInde Navarette frowning in Obsession
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've never seen Heroes, and I know that everything but the first season is disappointing. Is it worth watching just Season 1?
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Paging Danny Ainge... #utahjazz
A screenshot from Threads with a rumor that the mavs are fielding offers for Daniel gafford
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You can't tell me what to do!
A PBS article on cyclosporiasis that says:

"How can you avoid this infection?

The CDC has two major tips.

First, avoid consuming food or water that may be contaminated with feces."
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Can the Jazz please sign Aidoo to a 2-way before somebody else does? #utahjazz
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Of course Mitch McConnell's alive. He and I made pottery together this afternoon, and he tried to make it very sensual
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Hubie @hubieb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Graham Platner has learned his lesson By Susan Collins
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
An edit of the viral hindisight NFT tweet that now says "It's easy to say with hindsight that supporting Graham Platner is a stupid scam but it was also easy at the beginning to say that and through the middle too"
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Darryn's first Instagram story after his first NBA game (in which he scored 28 points) is celebrating one of his teammates. This kid is gonna be so easy to cheer for
Darryn Peterson sharing Cody's dunk on Instagram
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Michael Scotto @mikeascotto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Utah Jazz and Josh Okogie have agreed to a two-year, $12 million deal, including a team option for the second year, league sources told HoopsHype. Okogie is a noted defender who shot 38.5% from 3-point range last season. ESPN first on the deal. HoopsHype first on team option.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Supergirl isn't a perfect movie, but I really enjoyed it. Milly Alcock and Jason Momoa both give magnetic performances, and I hope we get to see them on screen again soon.
static.klipy.com
Headbanging Kara Zor-el
Alt: Headbanging Kara Zor-el
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Does anyone know if Jaxson Hayes (*gross*) was signed using cap space or part of the Jazz's MLE? #UtahJazz
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What do you think the Jazz's rotation looks like this season? I'm guessing something like this: ~32 minutes/game: Keyonte Peterson Ace Lauri JJJ ~26 minutes: Nurkic ~18 minutes: Flip 2 of Collier, Svi, Konchar, Brice, and Cody (depending on training camp, matchups, etc)
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
4 Finals MVPs are changing teams this offseason. That's got to he a record, right?
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Riley Gisseman @rgiss.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lakers are gonna throw a 3/120M deal at Kessler with Lebron coming off their books, aren't they?
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nurkic is staying with the Utah Jazz
A shams tweet saying Nurkic will signs a 2 year $22 million deal with the Jazz
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Miles Bridges should be in prison pass it on
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My final Utah Jazz big board: 1. Darryn Peterson *tiniest of margins* 2. AJ Dybantsa *another tiny margin* 3. Cam Boozer *moderate margin* 4. Caleb Wilson *one last tiny margin* 5. Darius Acuff *big ol margin* 6. Everybody else
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today is a good day to draft Darryn Peterson #TakeNote
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Porzingis will probably get more than the MLE, and even if he doesn't, he's almost certainly more interested in other teams, but this is my ideal Jazz offseason.
A jazz roster with Key, Ace, Lauri, JJJ, Kessler, Peterson, Svi, Brice, Flip, Porzingis, Zay, Gary Payton II, Jitty, Cody, and Love
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Somewhere in LeBron James' attic is a painting of him that is getting worse and worse at basketball
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a show where one of the protagonists literally was a guest on Epstein Island, is on it's 18th season. It recently had a crossover with Abbott Elementary, arguably the most popular family-friendly sitcom on the air. I think people can still handle the Office.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Haven't seen anybody go 82-0 with Dave Bing as their point guard yet www.82-0.com/share?id=dLq...
An 82-0 team with Dave Bing, Magic Johnson, LeBron James, Elvin Hayes, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Knicks' gameplan of not missing any shots seems to be working well
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I finally got one! www.82-0.com/share?id=RSE...
An 82-0 lineup of Fat Lever, James Harden, Elgin Baylor, Chris Webber, and Elvin Hayes
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Confession: When my flight lands, I'm that guy who stands up as soon as the seatbelt light is off. It's not about some delusion of getting off the plane before everyone else. I'm a tall person with chronic pain, a bad back & a wonky knee. I just want to get out of that tiny seat as soon as I can.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Everyone who ignored all of Platner's enormous red flags to railroad him through the primary owns all of the fallout from what happens from hear on out.
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Does the target spark joy?" "Negative." "Roger that."
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Remember to like and subscribe" - Homer, c. 700 BC, paraphrased
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Knicks were cursed by How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, which featured the team winning the NBA championship in a season when, in reality, they didn't even make the playoffs. The curse was finally broken by Karl-Anthony Towns' appearance in The Devil Wears Prada 2. In this essay
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Shoulders @captainrylz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Eating Sour Skittles just to feel something
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
daaaamn london
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