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Kraken

@captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Streamer, Tech Guy, DM, Wrestling Enthusiast, LARPer Always hopeful for a better tomorrow Twitch.tv/captainkrakenuwu

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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Would really hope to see a lot of the recently released talent head to AEW. ESPECIALLY the Motor City Machine Guns. Kinda hoping AEW also pick up Johnny Gargano if WWE ever release him. Dude is slept on as a talent and TKO clearly doesn't give a shit.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Aleister Black hasn't been booked right since he got called up from NXT. AEW was close but the timing wasn't right. I actually LOVED the House of Black faction and would like to see more of that in the future. But man... WWE fumbled TWICE with this man
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Anyone else's "impending coup attempt" senses tingling...? Wonder how many people draw the line at breaking the first commandment..? not that any of these people gave a shit about the other 9...
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I had the pleasure of watching AJ live and meeting him the same night in Orlando back when he was part of TNA. He was the first wrestler I ever met in person. It was a surreal experience watching him win the world title soon after and then following his career over seas. Dude's a gift to wrestling
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
These two were both at the halftime show and I am here for it!
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's looking like, Bad Bunny's halftime show may be the most watched in history, and rightfully so. Imagine how stupid it would be if a football halftime show was the wake up call America needed to start being decent human beings. Then again, considering how we got here, that'd be pretty on-brand...
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What you were saying before: "These people are exercising their second amendment rights when they protest." What you're saying now: "You don't bring a loaded firearm to a protest unless you are looking for trouble." What you mean is: "We murdered an innocent man and lack accountability."
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Alex Pretti was murdered.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Sending love to the people of Switzerland and all those affected by the Alpine Bar fire.
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Kevin @samhinkieknew.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When you’re cute as the dickens but also love the inherent violence and brutality of football on Thanksgiving. #motorcitymade
A little girl adorably smiles after the Detroit Lions score a TD.
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
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Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Food for thought: If you're a gamer like myself that is sick and tired of all the AAA corporate BS, consider retro gaming or playing through that backlog you got. Give a new franchise or an indie dev a shot, who knows it may just be your next favorite! Hit me with them recomendations please and ty!
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Forgive me if I seem like I lack empathy for someone that has made a career out of spewing hate and division. But condemnation and numbness are the types of reactions you should expect from people regarding the subject matter if that is truly how people recognize you....
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported. Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad. We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I miss the days where I wasn't worried about tomorrow... I miss simplicity...
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
As a rule, I wish death on NO ONE. If I did, that'd make me a hypocrite. Are we able to admit that we have a gun violence issue yet? Or are we saying it's all still worth it? This didn't have to happen.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Additionally, we're about to see a lot of violence and legislature against particular communities now... likely as retaliation. This act may set back a lot of progress and put an entire group of people as a scapegoat. Everyone stay safe.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The tragedy of this shooting is that with ONE action, each one of the families has a wound that will never recover. 2 dead, 17 injured, and even more traumatized due to the actions of one person. With an administration like this one, I believe we will not see gun reform... this is just normal now...
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
What a beautiful ribbon eel… 😊
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I appreciate wrestling... I LOVE wrestling... but the content that I review and post about going forward will be regarding AEW and NJPW. No disrespect to the decent talent and human beings that I admire that still work for that other company... I just can't justify this new "partnership". So fuck em
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This honestly didn't even feel like the same timeline.... what a difference between then and now youtu.be/95KTrtzOY-g?...
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The Colbert Report - President Obama Delivers The Decree
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
So I tuned into Raw to see how things were going... I have a few questions... if Raw is on Netflix now, why are they still putting ads in awkward places like during matches and entrances..? Like... am I the only one who finds this incredibly dumb? Also these guys have the WORST sponsors...
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Darren Kirby @dragonbyte.ca · 14/07/2025
45 seconds of Zen, Helmcken Falls edition.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
These pocasters and pundits ask a lot of questions like "Where is the list?" "Why are they keeping it from us?" "Who is on that list?" If they get any closer to the answer, they'd practically be grabbing it by the-... well you know... As for the rest of us... we really don't need to ask do we..?
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
When you campaign on conspiracy theories to then BECOME a conspiracy theory yourself....
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Who made this 😂
A man intensely displaying a SATA drive for your viewing pleasure. His face has been replaced with the main character of 300 (a spartan), and he shouts IDE? This is SATAAAAAA!!
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Morning friends
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
When I was in grade school I had to do a creative writing story that involved an adventure, a treasure, a beautiful girl, and a ship. I got an 'A' on the assignment. The opening sentence of the paper read as follows.... "There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was king of the pirates."
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Goose and a Watermelon.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Wait so he WASN'T a pro-peace president?? He was LYING???
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Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Even Mother Nature is done with Felon47’s bullshit.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Proud of yall for speaking out against the injustices we've been seeing. Stay safe. Make your voices heard and make history! #NoKings
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I didn't have "Going to war with California" on my bingo card... but it seems almost obvious that it should have been with how absolutely brain dead this administration has been...
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
As of tonight, Jacob Fatu is the only face with a title in the WWE main roster men's division... Someone else about to lose their strap ::glances at Dom Mysterio and The Street Profits::
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
My concern with WWE "working" with TNA and AAA is it just feels like they're trying to do what Vince did to the Territories years ago... I'm all for promotions working with eachother and would love it if more wrestlers get a spotlight regardless of company... but multiple promotions is a good thing
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Friday Night Fights Tonight on Twitch! Appx. 8:30pm EST Be there! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...
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Twitch is the world
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 05/06/2025
Now, more than ever
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Musk and Trump fighting with each other is like watching Penguin call Two-Face a horrible person for robbing the Iceberg Lounge... Like.... ladies, calm down. I assure you... you're both terrible.
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The R-Truth situation just emphasizes why having multiple wrestling companies is GOOD for the business overall. Not only do wrestlers have more options, but fans have more options when either company does something stupid like release a fan-favorite wrestler...
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
We wish everyone a Happy, Safe, and Joyous Pride Month! You are seen. You are heard. You are loved!
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Weekend cant come fast enough
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Fight Night Tonight! Get ready for some fun, kids! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I used to be terrified of how insignificant humanity is to the universe. Now it gives me a strange bit of comfort I can't really explain...
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Over a trillion dollars unaccounted for in the military budget. It's a grift that makes Americans more vulnerable and less healthy.
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 12/05/2025
A combination chart with the rows named Gear and Slug while the columns are named Metal and Guilty.
Each square represents what game it's from:
Top Left: Metal Gear - Metal Gear Rex
Bottom Left: Metal Slug - one of the characters peers out of a tank holding binoculars
Top Right: Guilty Gear - one fo the game characters holding onto a sword stuck in the ground
Bottom Right: Guilty Slug - A hand drawn slug saying "oh no!"
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Kraken @captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
We throwin it back tonight yall! Can you believe Far Cry 4 is 10 years old? Ok that's enough of an existential crisis... Time to play! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Please take a moment to appreciate Nolan Jones' wildly unfortunate trip to first
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