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CaptainKingsley

@captainkingsley.bsky.social
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King Shep. May or may not fetch. He/Him. Shep life. Whining ❌Wine-ing ✅🍷Midwest peninsula vibing. Car culture. Painting. Shinies 🪙 Top dog energy. MFY. 🪡 Tired and uninspired.

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CodyShep @stinkyshep.bsky.social · 17h
No, I will not get up. Not until the couch smells like me. #FursuitFriday
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 21h
What if I’m a boy? I’m sure you don’t kiss boys.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 21h
This is peak life advice.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 21h
How many times is that this week!?
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Is that called a pumpkin spice breve?
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pretty much you have to make it at home if you want legit pumpkin anything -.-
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mine recently went under the knife for an invasive surgery. It’s never easy to literally put someone’s life into the hands of strangers, but they’re some of society’s most trained hands, and they genuinely want to do their best for her. Best wishes for a fast and full recovery.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ain’t adulting great 😭
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Nopulant @nopulant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
DLTWSYW Inspired by a scene in TJB's Spectator animation
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Nopulant @nopulant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Heaven knows what it is… Cause I sure don’t have a clue. Despite it all, I know I have to keep moving forward. #furryart
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They’re playing the best version
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Average lifted diesel pickup truck driver
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why ponder what to fill with when lemon exists 😬
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More tall!
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“The trophy’s mine!”
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That brings back some good memories
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today’s word of the day is bawlz
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How do you keep such a bright and lively complexion?
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sounds gay, and I approve
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This cooling lounge ain’t big enough for the two of us
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Kajuk @kajukfox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Along for the ride
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
100% you’re the popular discussion at family events
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It doesn’t make sense to seek help from the source that’s making you feel left out, so I’d say see a therapist that’s going to be impartial.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don’t know how y’all have managed that. I’ve seen like 2 mosquitos all year over here.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I miss when October and Halloween were this magic time that built for weeks and weeks. Now it’s just like checking the calendar once to find that it’s already the middle of October, then again to see that the Halloween party is in a few days.
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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Drinking Fireball poured into a Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle at the bowling alley
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is why the fall is superior to the hot summer
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Was def poopoo :v
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She looks like a Land of the Dead character from the film Coco.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The El-Sayed /Rogers debate was absolute theatre.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Soooooon the hoodies came come out 😫
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big yes
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yas, good
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Picked this up on accident because the backside of the can says “sugar free”, so I’m thinking regular sugar free Monster. Who the shit thinks that vanilla Monster is a good idea? 👎🏻
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once she builds your normie persona, she’s going to start coming for your murry purry persona
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A dude behind a desk denying your life saving care sounds illegal af, but I guess America
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Them Tuesdays be no risk no reward
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CodyShep @stinkyshep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You ever just want.... ✨Belly Rubs✨
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Year legit begins early September
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Notification: “A fuzzy of good and refined tastes has commented”.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cold pie. Sounds to me like heresy
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always room for more :3
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just like it was yesterday
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That wedge is for company. The rest of the pie is for me.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been waiting months for pumpkin pie and coffee nights. It’s finally cold enough.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Popcorn probably keeping it that way
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Hush @hushhyena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had a thought, but, then, I forgor... 📸: @ascarihusky.bsky.social 🧵✂️: @mixedcandy.bsky.social
A photo of a fursuiter.  On the left of the photo is Hush, a brown and cream-colored striped hyena.  Hush is looking away from the viewer and at a giant board of out-of-focus stickers.  Hush looks very contemplative.
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where can I find the “werewolf boyfriend musk” smell?
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CaptainKingsley @captainkingsley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dog….more dog
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n @nmvsolidus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dogtober day 1: an apple a day keeps the dogtor away
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