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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC

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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Virgin is a British Zaibatsu. Send tweet
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That thing where all of your Sims need bars are about half full so you just feel kind of mid but don't have a clear route to how to fix that
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
63 | Stage Magic
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No i didn't forget Aurora's scale colour shhhhh
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
63 | Stage Magic
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Lillo Whisper - Commissions Open!! @willowisp-illustration.com · 19/09/2026
A friend suggested this idea and I thought it was fun :3 Looooove how these turned out; just ABSOLUTE vibes. #wingsoffire #wofart #dragon #art ------------ Commissions are OPEN!! For more info, check out willowisp-illustration.com/commissi…!!
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My Little Karaoke @mylittlekaraoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trotmania: available at trotmania.ponyvillefm.com/pages/4/down... Setup with two L-Tek Core pads, with a custom design by @captainhoers.bsky.social! To play the game, you had to insert 1 bit first (coins designed by @mylittleties.com).
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
board game production is so fucked. if i switched Stardust to a gimmick VHS case for a box it would shave $5 off the manufacturing price and I'm genuinely considering it
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Draft Horses 🔜 UKPC 2026 @drafthorses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
EPISODE DROPS IN JUST OVER HALF AN HOUR!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I actually mentioned that in the reply chain - I want to make them available online but I moved a few months ago and I need to work some of that out still
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you previously bought Stardust pieces there are sets with just the new minis for the new expansion, AND a new box, that you can slot your existing minis into!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm also going to have base game Stardust and Thunderdrome, with the 3D-printed playing pieces made of a more squish-resistant plastic that now come with a NEW rigid box to protect them! Expansions unfortunately did not arrive in time so it's just the base games, but I have way more stock of those.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unfortunately M-2XL is the full range of sizes this printer offers so I will not have these designs outside that range. The fabric is modestly stretchy and runs slightly large so you may be able to fit a size lower than normal. WILL THESE BE AVAILABLE ONLINE: I will figure that out when I get back
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's a surprise for Galacon: I'VE GOT NEW T-SHIRTS! These three designs are sublimation-printed, light polyester and printed all over (for extra gay). I've got sizes M-2XL and stock is limited so come find me on the ground floor at Galacon!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Problem provisionally solved!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is there anyone who's going to be at Galacon who: 1. Will be there on Friday by 4pm 2. Will be there with a car 3. Is willing to spend 30-40 minutes on an errand that's like ten times easier with car than on public transit? DM me!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the process of re-enchanting myself with my various long haul projects is very fun but also frustrating because time is finite and these things are a lot of work
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is a disaster for a lot of people but front and centre is the software dev workers who had it pushed on them first and hardest. Legitimately horrible for the workers, but lol lmao at the execs watching their products get worse and more expensive to make
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So capitalism loves products that enforce their own continued use, right. Seedless crops mean you need to keep buying seeds instead of making your own, mothers who start baby formula lose the ability to breastfeed, etc. AI fits this, your cognitive abilities degrade with use.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I will never not find hilarious the degree of self-own AI has been for the tech industry in a like, hoist by their own petard kind of way. It really is the tool by which tech is eating itself
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yum I'm so full of pepsi max
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
62 | Wish You Were Here, Pt 3
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
what brought this on was consoling a friend through some bad news only to find out that someone else was responding to the same situation by heaping on more (speculative) bad news instead of, yknow, trying to help their friend
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you're generally pretty good about the reading the room part, the rest is just 🌟anxiety🌟 imo
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it's: not what i'm talking about, sorry
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
have a new coinage: doomyapping that one friend who you can't even start talking to politics about because their combination of a grim outlook and inability to read the room, so they keep talking about the worst news imaginable without realising that others are becoming upset
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If real these people probably realised they needed to get off facebook but instead of going outside they just replaced it with a different app that wasn't so full of AI and racists. if they are real
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you have to remember that we live in a hellscape where literal billions of dollars are thrown at developing and marketing a digital infrastructure that captures you and makes you a gambling addict. That's what social media is.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
early retirees have a LOT of time on their hands okay
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Either that or for whatever reason complaining about Windows Update is just that irresistible to pedantic dweebs
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
every time i post about things that aren't niche fandom shit i get a bunch of middle-aged liberals who should really put down their phones in my likes (and now in my replies as well). That is if they're real at all and not just bots which a lot of them presumably are
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who the fuck are all these people
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah yes I love my update night options: - sleep (pc will wake up in 15 minutes) - update and shut down (pc will update and restart) - update and restart Truly windows is an operating system
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
that's just Concorde's nonby flag back up over their sleep station:
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Quick last second dialogue update don't mind me
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
61 | Wish You Were Here, Pt 2
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have been made to feel very old by an ad for hearing tests featuring a guy reminiscing about going to raves in the 90s, and it got my attention because I recognised the track under it. Granted I know that track from a video game that used it in 2003, but still
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Emotional Support Hamster @emham.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The number of people who have assumed my kindness and optimism is a front for ulterior motives really makes me wonder how many people in life have genuine friends in their lives. Not everyone who is friendly and cheerful is doing it to get one over on you, I promise. We just wanna smile again.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
60 | Wish You Were Here, Pt 1
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very easy! I've already done this, and I'll do it again.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm disappointed, but this kind of thing just happens sometimes. I'll have demo copies, links to place online orders, 3D printed minis for the games, and of course, a bunch of other stuff! Including new things. (That will get here on time.) So look forward to that at Galacon!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The stock intended for Galacon should arrive in plenty of time for PCH and UKPC, so it's not a waste at least. Also note that this is a separate process from the regular order channel, if you order a copy online for yourself that will still show up in the normal amount of time. (2/3)
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At this point I can be at least 80% sure that the I will NOT have board games at Galacon due to production delays. I placed the order back in May and the bulk order process has taken a month longer than expected, and they're due to ship the week of the con with no time to arrive. (1/3)
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"Let your Boner be your Guiding Key..." @inky-entropy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorry for waking up swinging but im never gonna take the idea that finding comfort or realization in darker topics is 'icky' sitting down. Put the fucking bible down and go anywhere online outside of your usual circles, use that discomfort to build understanding, blanket tropes dont make people evil
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The other is realising the limits on the potential of art to change the world only after you become financially dependent on it, dooming you to try and sell paintings while everything is on fire because if you don't you starve
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Where's more Sunjackers" idk go subscribe to Ed Zitron or something
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The curse of every cyberpunk author is to see their predictions come true far sooner than they expected, but with worse graphic design and somehow even stupider and more cruel
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Okay whew that was a lot NOW next up: Galacon! In September! Actually only 8 weeks away!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
they're going home, they're going home, they're going england's going home 🎶
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Idk how people do art fight man
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