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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC

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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That thing where all of your Sims need bars are about half full so you just feel kind of mid but don't have a clear route to how to fix that
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
63 | Stage Magic
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Lillo Whisper - Commissions Open!! @willowisp-illustration.com · 19/09/2026
A friend suggested this idea and I thought it was fun :3 Looooove how these turned out; just ABSOLUTE vibes. #wingsoffire #wofart #dragon #art ------------ Commissions are OPEN!! For more info, check out willowisp-illustration.com/commissi…!!
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My Little Karaoke @mylittlekaraoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trotmania: available at trotmania.ponyvillefm.com/pages/4/down... Setup with two L-Tek Core pads, with a custom design by @captainhoers.bsky.social! To play the game, you had to insert 1 bit first (coins designed by @mylittleties.com).
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
board game production is so fucked. if i switched Stardust to a gimmick VHS case for a box it would shave $5 off the manufacturing price and I'm genuinely considering it
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Draft Horses 🔜 UKPC 2026 @drafthorses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
EPISODE DROPS IN JUST OVER HALF AN HOUR!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's a surprise for Galacon: I'VE GOT NEW T-SHIRTS! These three designs are sublimation-printed, light polyester and printed all over (for extra gay). I've got sizes M-2XL and stock is limited so come find me on the ground floor at Galacon!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is there anyone who's going to be at Galacon who: 1. Will be there on Friday by 4pm 2. Will be there with a car 3. Is willing to spend 30-40 minutes on an errand that's like ten times easier with car than on public transit? DM me!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the process of re-enchanting myself with my various long haul projects is very fun but also frustrating because time is finite and these things are a lot of work
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I will never not find hilarious the degree of self-own AI has been for the tech industry in a like, hoist by their own petard kind of way. It really is the tool by which tech is eating itself
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yum I'm so full of pepsi max
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
have a new coinage: doomyapping that one friend who you can't even start talking to politics about because their combination of a grim outlook and inability to read the room, so they keep talking about the worst news imaginable without realising that others are becoming upset
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
every time i post about things that aren't niche fandom shit i get a bunch of middle-aged liberals who should really put down their phones in my likes (and now in my replies as well). That is if they're real at all and not just bots which a lot of them presumably are
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah yes I love my update night options: - sleep (pc will wake up in 15 minutes) - update and shut down (pc will update and restart) - update and restart Truly windows is an operating system
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have been made to feel very old by an ad for hearing tests featuring a guy reminiscing about going to raves in the 90s, and it got my attention because I recognised the track under it. Granted I know that track from a video game that used it in 2003, but still
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Emotional Support Hamster @emham.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The number of people who have assumed my kindness and optimism is a front for ulterior motives really makes me wonder how many people in life have genuine friends in their lives. Not everyone who is friendly and cheerful is doing it to get one over on you, I promise. We just wanna smile again.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very easy! I've already done this, and I'll do it again.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At this point I can be at least 80% sure that the I will NOT have board games at Galacon due to production delays. I placed the order back in May and the bulk order process has taken a month longer than expected, and they're due to ship the week of the con with no time to arrive. (1/3)
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"Let your Boner be your Guiding Key..." @inky-entropy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorry for waking up swinging but im never gonna take the idea that finding comfort or realization in darker topics is 'icky' sitting down. Put the fucking bible down and go anywhere online outside of your usual circles, use that discomfort to build understanding, blanket tropes dont make people evil
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The curse of every cyberpunk author is to see their predictions come true far sooner than they expected, but with worse graphic design and somehow even stupider and more cruel
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Okay whew that was a lot NOW next up: Galacon! In September! Actually only 8 weeks away!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
they're going home, they're going home, they're going england's going home 🎶
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Idk how people do art fight man
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Scotland I am inside you
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Cipher Wave @wavecipher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
date 🌻 #mlp #art
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy on a date playing DS and enjoying little activities together
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Here's where my table is for @bronyscot.bsky.social this weekend! It's right outside the main hall! My game stock is a little thinned out by Norse Horse Con but I'll still have SOMETHING and also a better display for my prints!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
of course they picked today, baking hot, with my laptop not charged and a bunch of crap to do, to cut power to the whole street for electrical upgrade works. i am simply perishing here
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
NEW STARDUST EXPANSION! I mentioned it in my Norse Horse Con post and if you were there you'll have seen it but STARDUST: WE HAVE A PROBLEM is out now! New characters, new objectives, new headaches for you to deal with. Buy physically here: www.thegamecrafter.com/games/stardust:-we-have-a-problem
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Things I have learned from Norse Horse Con: - I need grid cubes - There are lot of people who thought I vanished after 2015 because they only follow my youtube channel (and have not seen my 1-3 yearly uploads) - It's probably not worth my time competing in the cute little trinkets game
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
SOON.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Spending a weekend in the real world interacting with real people has reminded me how much internet discourse is just a hole. The real world may not be accessible to you but do not mistake posting for activism
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've got TABLE 1 (one) at Norse Horse Con in Denmark a few weeks! In addition to my normal stuff I have a new Stardust expansion (We Have A Problem)! I keep meaning to post the Game Crafter page but things keep getting in the way!
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🌈Amaterasu's #1 Stan🌈 @alainwaller.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Call your reps and senators. Even if it leads to voice-mail, call them.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I WILL BE ACCEPTING CASH AT NORSEHORSECON and bronyscot normally i wouldn't make a fuss about this but travellers to NHC (including from the Eurozone) may be preparing to leave the cash at home, but I'm more than happy to accept it! (I will also accept card because it's convenient)
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh yeah i can post the updated version of this GOTE SCHEDULE PATCH NOTES - Timeline advanced - Vending accepted at all listed cons - Fixed the formatting discrepancy that was upsetting a bunch of people
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Lacking an outlet for her chemistry talents, Candy suggested baking - basically the same thing, precision management of reactions. Atom took to it better than she expected.
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've got TABLE 1 (one) at Norse Horse Con in Denmark a few weeks! In addition to my normal stuff I have a new Stardust expansion (We Have A Problem)! I keep meaning to post the Game Crafter page but things keep getting in the way!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
59 | Frame Shift
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We're back!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
youtu.be/WuXhJs5dgQA
youtu.be
Nothing and Nothing
YouTube video by CaptainHoers
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
a pox on websites that have disguised links to a chatbot with a preloaded question as an FAQ. surely it is just chEAPER to have an actual fucking FAQ
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
i'm actually on for the start of this this time! voicing mettaton!
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i have no idea if i will be awake for my part in this but i shall try
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
there's a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
there's a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
not all dreams happen when you're asleep
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
you ever do that thing where you get introduced to two people at the same time and they become linked in your mind, but those two people actually have no connection with each other and there's no reason to associate them other than that one coincidence but it's still hard to shake
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
58 | Chain of Command
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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC @captainhoers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
a plague upon the house of any company that uses an AI TTS for their phone support it literally works worse than a keypad tree because it tries to do more and is bad at it and that's how I get connected the wrong department
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