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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In ThatLondon for my usual yearly sporting double bill. Slim pickings on the football side of things what with all the international gubbins. Turns out Leyton Orient stole a local bus shelter and disguised the contraband as a scoreboard.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Watching the ol’ World Championship bowls. Yeah, I know, I’m just so rock ‘n’ roll. The noise that goes off when the shot clock runs out is like a 1970s Ford Cortina’s horn. Horrible, but I suppose at least it keeps the pensioners in the crowd on their toes vis-a-vis dozing off.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Spunk Anansie Poo Fighters Wangs Shed Semen Cripes, they’re all filthy for some reason!

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

That’s the wildest swing of the bat I’ve ever seen from a fortune cookie.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

There were two, plus the kids got one each in their stockings. Was a quad orange Christmas!

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Down to half a pipe of Pringles, a third of an iced fruit cake, approx. 30-40 Matchmakers, two thirds of a canister of Twiglets, a fully intact chocolate orange, half a big bag of counterfeit Frazzles and two derelict gingerbread houses in a state of disrepair.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Watching the ahhrrahs and trying to think of a good darting nickname. So far only ‘The Dood’ or ‘Jester’ spring to mind. Suggestions on a postcard…

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Lovely stuff. Hope you had a good day. Managed to pull of a coup and get to a Christmas Day Parkrun for the first time, so they were about ready to burst upon my return at 10:15, when they finally opened the main stash.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Three segments of Terry’s chocolate orange, half a dozen Pringles and a couple of sausage rolls in a bowl. Milk optional.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Currently pinned in anyway, so can’t possibly get up.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Yep. Just a minor extraction for the loo and to give in to the terrorist demands for food of my younger, furrier child, but back in bed now. Not a peep from the kids. Think they burned themselves out by getting up at godknowswhattime yesterdsy

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Good morning. Too snuggly in bed to get up at the moment.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Might treat me sen to a good ol’ fashioned lie-in tomorrow. Honestly can’t remember the last one I was in bed past 8am, what with always getting up for work, or parkrun, or junior parkrun.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Oh, go on, just one more waffer theen meeent…

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

All I want for Christmas is for everyone in the office to understand the difference between an asterisk and Asterix. Honestly, it’s unbefuckinglievable.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Raising a sausage for dear Wombat tonight. Rest in peace, you lovely man. Had already shopped before work to pick up m’dinner when I got to my desk and read the sad news. It’s like he was guiding me to the toad-in-the-hole section. 😥😔

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Ah jeez, yeah. Always get that in Co-op. They can approve it on the self scan from afar by hitting a button, but the staff are oblivious most of the time, or too busy gasbagging to a local character. 🙄

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Lol. That’s mad. I didn’t have any alcohol in the bag at all. Tonic water is all I can think it was, but that’s equally as mad. I hate the random checks most of all, where someone CLUMSILY FUCKS WITH MY PERFECT TETRIS PACKING. 😤

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Carnage at Tesco this morning, even at 8am. Plus I achieved the rare annoyance hat-trick of 1) having to have a bag check, like a common criminal, 2) woman having to come over again to age approve (still not quite sure why), and 3) random contactless refusal so having to manually put card in etc 🙄😵‍💫

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Sad times. Feared it was coming. He was such a wonderful guy. So many fun times on Twitter and tweetups. We should raise a sausage to him at this time every year.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Oh nooo. 😞 My heart is broken for you all. He was a magnificent man who brought so much joy to those in his orbit. The world’s a far poorer place without him. So sorry for your loss. Love to all the family x

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Aye, I’ve strayed too far from the Shire, Mr Frodo.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Desperate times. Hitting the five-years-beyond-expiry-date Lemsip until I get the chance to hit the supermarket. Doubting its efficacy after all this time but I’ll take warm and lemony on this rancid day 🤧🤒

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

A very schlong out & back parkrun. Shafted by the weather but didn’t cock it up and wanged it round ok despite the bogginess. 😝 #50goingon15 #suchachild

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Lol. Yeah, for a while a few years ago it was all Greatest Showman and Hey Duggee

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Reckon with a fortnight of solid back catalogue listening I could tweak my top 5 to make it slightly cooler before the year’s out, but that’s not in the spirit of the game, Clive

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Any tenants living downstairs, or has the landlord forced the entire egg family to live together in the roof space?

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Yeah, what he said. C’mon, spill…

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

50th birthday spent running a 3km school event with E2, dressed as a reindeer. Obviously. 🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Had a bet with myself that I’d reel you in with that one. Stupid bastard cancer can’t take away your predilection for a delicious suggestive morsel x

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

There ‘n’ back to York today. Absolutely shitsack weather on both journeys. Collapsed in an exhausted heap from the sheer concentration of after dark driving with it wanking it down most of the way.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Good lad. Keep on batting. Tap the crease, back to your mark, adjust your helmet. Hang on in there.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Blummin’ eck. Is this typhoon drunk?! It’s weaving all over the shop compared to the last few. Supposed to be looking up tomorrow’s UK weather but I’ve been distracted by this mesmerising website again.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Good lord! That’s something. Has it been served in a child’s potty as well?

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

It’s a very confusing and contradictory mental picture. Those details could be crucial when it comes to the court case.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Still working my way through the 80s on my playlist compileathon. Lyrics of Billy Idol’s Flesh for Fantasy are summat else… “Face to face and back to back // You see and feel my sex attack // Wanna sing it, yeah” Third line’s a tad jaunty considering the sexual assault trauma preceding it.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Incredible scenes! 😲 What’s in store when I get to the 90s? Michael Bolton was once in Showaddywaddy? All bets are off now.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

1979 is a right wappy musical year btw. Sooo much arse-end-of-disco landfill combined with mad punk tracks. Earlier on I went from ‘Pops, We Love You’ to ‘Friggin’ in the Riggin’ in the blink of an eye.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Painstakingly working my way through every year from 1975-2025 on Spotify, making playlists from which I’ll select a golden god of a song from each year for my ultimate 50th birthday playlist. I’m on 1979. Twenty days to bosh through 46 years. I *may* have mistimed this.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Still recovering from today’s revelation that 80s balladeer Paul Young was the vocalist on that novelty ‘Toast’ song from the 70s. Mad.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Mutin’ schmootin’. We’re all here for you. We will go with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor. #WomsLastStand

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Just read about that. Bit nawty, yeah. 🤨

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

He’s moved on from books to small woodland creatures 🙄

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Arsehats. 😩🙁 Hope you’re home again soon x

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