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CaptainDoodle

@captaindoodle.bsky.social
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Concierge at Pete & Bernie's Philosophical Steakhouse. Graphic Design Jedi. Japan obsessive. Wielder of the Pointy Stick of Justice.

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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In ThatLondon for my usual yearly sporting double bill. Slim pickings on the football side of things what with all the international gubbins. Turns out Leyton Orient stole a local bus shelter and disguised the contraband as a scoreboard.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
That’s the wildest swing of the bat I’ve ever seen from a fortune cookie.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Currently pinned in anyway, so can’t possibly get up.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Raising a sausage for dear Wombat tonight. Rest in peace, you lovely man. Had already shopped before work to pick up m’dinner when I got to my desk and read the sad news. It’s like he was guiding me to the toad-in-the-hole section. 😥😔
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A very schlong out & back parkrun. Shafted by the weather but didn’t cock it up and wanged it round ok despite the bogginess. 😝 #50goingon15 #suchachild
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
50th birthday spent running a 3km school event with E2, dressed as a reindeer. Obviously. 🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Blummin’ eck. Is this typhoon drunk?! It’s weaving all over the shop compared to the last few. Supposed to be looking up tomorrow’s UK weather but I’ve been distracted by this mesmerising website again.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Ok, this seems like madness and although I’m intrigued I’m not prepared to commit to a multipack. It’s got to be rancid, hasn’t it?!
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sad times. The toys era is coming to an end as I dust down the Playmobil princess castle, ready for selling. Even sadder times, I just spent three hours sifting through the young’un’s detritus drawers/bags to find half the bits. This was about a quarter of it. Oh, the humanity.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Fab pic capturing not only a wonderful day out at Yorkshire Sculpture Park with the great man and the Twitterati, but also a perfectly framed dog anus. #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Yeah, it’s a tough sounding brief but there ends up being loads of possibilities. Hardest dress-up day mission by far was ‘Dress as a toy’ 🫨. But from absolute sheer panic came my finest hour…
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Lol. No, that’s definitely this guy…
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Definitely changing my name to this…
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! 🐰
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Thanks so much, Twanta. Loving my gift 😁👍. Was just reading a big ol’ article on him a few weeks back. Was gonna post a suitably moody shot after dark, but can’t guarantee being awake after spending most of the day on my own with the kids 😵. I therefore went in the opposite direction 🐰 #Twanta2024
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Ahh, it’s been quite some time since I’ve had a pain-in-the-ass fembot bitcoin peddler on Words with Friends. Used to be loads of ‘em, sliding into yer messages. An early Christmas present to play with.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Good lord. Sky Sports’ marketing department clearly tossed off that dreadful, weakass title in ten seconds flat. And Cole Palmer’s “ooh, I’m cold” shivery acting masterclass… 😂🤣😂 Woeful effort all round.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#SundayPixCity Tokyo sunset and Osaka alleyway.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#SundayPixStripes Stripy child with stripy thingies in Tokyo. Spot the other (non-stripy) child… 🔎
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
McD: BUY THIS CREAMY CUP OF CHRISTMAS MAGIC! Doodle: TAKE ALL MY MONEY <cut to>… #SadDoodle #WTFisthatyouvegivenme 🥺
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
I’m sorry, whatnow?! Potentially the most horrific thing since vanilla Monster Munch.
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
My absolute favourite sub genre on stock libraries. Invariably stumble across the odd one of these whilst looking for something else. I’ve christened them ‘OhGodNoooo’ pics 😂
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Sort of. If Mansfield ring road and town centre counts as bucolic Englandshire. 🤔
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Aaaand Strava Typo of the Week goes to… 😂🤦🏻‍♂️🍆
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
The bins one *was* a lot of fun. Well, imagining you lot getting strange looks whilst taking photos of bins was a lot of fun 😝
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Mrs Doodle, after buying a couple of these: “I didn’t realise they were vegan…” Well, I mean, there are no obvious clues, are there. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️
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CaptainDoodle @captaindoodle.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Still not quite recovered from witnessing this monstrosity in the sports shop tonight whilst picking out some swanky new running shoes. My god, Spain. What on *earth* are they making you wear?!
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