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30+ RVT and Illustrator | Danmei & Deltarune | 🔞 & Not Spoiler Free! | they/them | Coms Open Art & Writing | Linktr.ee/CaptainBumble
30+ RVT and Illustrator | Danmei & Deltarune | 🔞 & Not Spoiler Free! | they/them | Coms Open Art & Writing | Linktr.ee/CaptainBumble
![Spamton: I didn't kn[no]w you still smoked.
Tenna: Spamton! ...?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreicp2vgwh7y56qifvc2yeg6noz6bfmsinvvb3slltyqrajm5r2a65e)
![Spamton: Been a long time, [10s].
-Stunned silence-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreigoyhvhobrgp5gwvgmlnnd6l5tftypbgbhpfjx3mb25d45eww5cbq)
![NEO: Kinda hard to [access] Electronics when you're made of Ceramics & [Silly String].
Queen: Yikes, My Guy.
*An Hour Later
Nurse Maus: You'll need daily Defragmentations, you have your prescription for anti-virals, and our number in case of emergencies. In a week we'll need to see you back-
Spamton: yea, yea, yea, Can I go now?
Nurse Maus: yes?
Spamton: Cool Bye!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreifjnjciyhduixcjajeiidzzkknmfjplaqoob65mjfmitbuakoanve)
![Queen: OK. Give Me Your Ports.
Spamton: Puppets don't /have/ ports. Although... Step back, [mama].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreia74vbxuczvgdmifnntpwbxwqktyefw3eoqc2snbo2ao47nmjvgze)
![Kris nods. Spamton: [Done]. Front gate. Then, there's no [can't stop worrying?]. It's a Spamton 9tm) Guarantee (R)(C)(TM). Anyways, I'll just head out- gak again??"
Kris grabs him by the collar and pulls him back again: Forgetting something?
Spamton Gulps, looking nervous.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreib2hzaxtl7vficbcyqu3y6mpmwncndn62pfsnmjl6ryxofbpjnoma)
![Spamton reals back, "[Stop the presses], that's it?!" Kris nods. spamton laughs like a maniac and sticks out his hand, pink and yellow font reads, "ehehehehehe DEAL, no take backs" behind him like a neon sign. Kris and Spamton shake hands. a glitchy popup displays behind them reading, "congratulations you won! (sucker)."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreiefqo5u5ksbkti4euc4qnndunzk6nv2t6aibmtx67r536wn5zxd2e)
![Kris looks back at their hand suspiciously. Spamton, like a weird uncle, fingers guns at Kris with raised eyebrows. Kris reveals it's a tiny Spamton Angel from the Heal Deal. Spamton strikes a 'ta-da' pose and laughs again. "Give this [bastard, Jon Snow] a squeeze (squeeky_toy.sfx). When it [pop] I'll know you need me & [eye emoji] can head to... the front gates?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreif2ani3qhpnw4mwyzuiltkb6tacb2hwkapxhwifvp3vqmykwfi3li)
![Kris looks at The Dealmakers in silence before shaking the living hell out of them. Spamton suddenly remarks, "WOAH! [Mama Mia!]" and exits the Dealmakers in a static filled haze. "[Kris]" he says, eyes going googly in dizziness. "What [gives and takes]?" susie snarks while patting kris on the shoulder, "Yea, he's fine."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreia2stdvjc6pqjgiefcyydte262z2zmj3w4lmmbiajqaugvb5m5eum)
![Susie walks off page saying, "Later Dude (gendie nooch)." Kris tells Spamton, "Spamton, i have a deal for you." Spamton leans into Kris' personal space and says, "Saaaaaaay. why didn't [you rat] say so! How much [Kromer] are we talkin'?" Spamton's eyes glaze over with Ks, hungry for the Kromer. Kris says none and the imaginary Kromer turns to poop in an instant. Spamton attempts to walk away saying, "Well, [got to run]-oof!" before having his collar pulled back by Kris. "Here's the deal."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreihxtxx22f2mxjrdthgtybjynr5zjakedhy2pw2nibakrkme6wpuaa)
![Kris cradles The Dealmakers in their hands and asks, “You good?” Spamton weakly replies, “C… Cash or [Kromer]?”
Kris snorts grinning before breaking out laughing.
Kris says, “Spamton… Thank you. Good job, Big Shot.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreig2jv6i22kfh2wq5gsnlgf4mj4n2nibojvchdrybxf3cg5p2exrqa)
