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30+ RVT and Illustrator | Danmei & Deltarune | 🔞 & Not Spoiler Free! | they/them | Coms Open Art & Writing | Linktr.ee/CaptainBumble
30+ RVT and Illustrator | Danmei & Deltarune | 🔞 & Not Spoiler Free! | they/them | Coms Open Art & Writing | Linktr.ee/CaptainBumble
![Spamton: I didn't kn[no]w you still smoked.
Tenna: Spamton! ...?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreicp2vgwh7y56qifvc2yeg6noz6bfmsinvvb3slltyqrajm5r2a65e)
![Spamton: Been a long time, [10s].
-Stunned silence-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreigoyhvhobrgp5gwvgmlnnd6l5tftypbgbhpfjx3mb25d45eww5cbq)
![NEO: Kinda hard to [access] Electronics when you're made of Ceramics & [Silly String].
Queen: Yikes, My Guy.
*An Hour Later
Nurse Maus: You'll need daily Defragmentations, you have your prescription for anti-virals, and our number in case of emergencies. In a week we'll need to see you back-
Spamton: yea, yea, yea, Can I go now?
Nurse Maus: yes?
Spamton: Cool Bye!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreifjnjciyhduixcjajeiidzzkknmfjplaqoob65mjfmitbuakoanve)
![Queen: OK. Give Me Your Ports.
Spamton: Puppets don't /have/ ports. Although... Step back, [mama].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreia74vbxuczvgdmifnntpwbxwqktyefw3eoqc2snbo2ao47nmjvgze)
![Kris nods. Spamton: [Done]. Front gate. Then, there's no [can't stop worrying?]. It's a Spamton 9tm) Guarantee (R)(C)(TM). Anyways, I'll just head out- gak again??"
Kris grabs him by the collar and pulls him back again: Forgetting something?
Spamton Gulps, looking nervous.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreib2hzaxtl7vficbcyqu3y6mpmwncndn62pfsnmjl6ryxofbpjnoma)
![Spamton reals back, "[Stop the presses], that's it?!" Kris nods. spamton laughs like a maniac and sticks out his hand, pink and yellow font reads, "ehehehehehe DEAL, no take backs" behind him like a neon sign. Kris and Spamton shake hands. a glitchy popup displays behind them reading, "congratulations you won! (sucker)."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreiefqo5u5ksbkti4euc4qnndunzk6nv2t6aibmtx67r536wn5zxd2e)
![Kris looks back at their hand suspiciously. Spamton, like a weird uncle, fingers guns at Kris with raised eyebrows. Kris reveals it's a tiny Spamton Angel from the Heal Deal. Spamton strikes a 'ta-da' pose and laughs again. "Give this [bastard, Jon Snow] a squeeze (squeeky_toy.sfx). When it [pop] I'll know you need me & [eye emoji] can head to... the front gates?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreif2ani3qhpnw4mwyzuiltkb6tacb2hwkapxhwifvp3vqmykwfi3li)
![Kris looks at The Dealmakers in silence before shaking the living hell out of them. Spamton suddenly remarks, "WOAH! [Mama Mia!]" and exits the Dealmakers in a static filled haze. "[Kris]" he says, eyes going googly in dizziness. "What [gives and takes]?" susie snarks while patting kris on the shoulder, "Yea, he's fine."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreia2stdvjc6pqjgiefcyydte262z2zmj3w4lmmbiajqaugvb5m5eum)
![Susie walks off page saying, "Later Dude (gendie nooch)." Kris tells Spamton, "Spamton, i have a deal for you." Spamton leans into Kris' personal space and says, "Saaaaaaay. why didn't [you rat] say so! How much [Kromer] are we talkin'?" Spamton's eyes glaze over with Ks, hungry for the Kromer. Kris says none and the imaginary Kromer turns to poop in an instant. Spamton attempts to walk away saying, "Well, [got to run]-oof!" before having his collar pulled back by Kris. "Here's the deal."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreihxtxx22f2mxjrdthgtybjynr5zjakedhy2pw2nibakrkme6wpuaa)
![Spamton Neo looks at his hands, “oh [$#!7]. I [WINNER! (A poppup covers some of the text bubble)]. I did not think that would work.”
S NEO looks above, “and even here, no [Strings].” S NEO looks down, “Kris [little sponge], You Ready, (an ad for Big shot autos covers the text bubble).”
Kris gives a thumbs up and is shown to barely come to S NEO’s knee.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreiffqfkoyfpnibxdli7hj5b4hx22ctlhuxuiylz2hfjqckcxr3x2au)
![Kris cradles The Dealmakers in their hands and asks, “You good?” Spamton weakly replies, “C… Cash or [Kromer]?”
Kris snorts grinning before breaking out laughing.
Kris says, “Spamton… Thank you. Good job, Big Shot.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreig2jv6i22kfh2wq5gsnlgf4mj4n2nibojvchdrybxf3cg5p2exrqa)
![SNEO lifts Tenna slightly and says, “H E L P . . . Yessssssss. Pray to [an ANGEL] & [Press F1 For Help].” Susie punches and breaks Kris’s conjured F1 button.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreif4qvyvejwxlbaqist2ajfxsbu5i43mw25uhd3uomoypnmm5k4kuu)
![SNEO thinks to himself, “[#%^*]ing phones… [#%^*]ing Knight,… [#%^*]ing prophecy.” He places his large hands on Tenna’s shoulders and they begin to glow pink and yellow like a firey glow.
He continues, “I may be an irredeemable [@$$#°1€] but I’ve had /enough/. Not *him*. Not T[10]A. Call me selfish… but I won’t let you die. I’ll cut your strings MYSELF.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreidt5im25hamy2xk74fgo2fxeegbwnmhgvd5c55i6zmxcoduk6oe2y)
![Elnina and Lanino hold hands while looking unsettled. Lanino says “Moonbeam… is it him?” Elnina asks, “Could it be…?”
S NEO and Ralsei talk among themselves while working on Tenna, the size difference is horrific from this point of view.
Ralsei looks ecstatic, “You did it! You saved him! ❤️” S NEO fixes the wiring on his antenna. “Not yet. He’s stable, [Horse.wav] BBBut the metal joints have to [stick]. If we stop now, [uh oh].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreicytk32u5qcjcqvaylf6b3r727jgwbsz6zyfbasg4lwklajexv6hm)
![S NEO continues, “I need to weld his arms back on or he’ll never [TV!Time!!] again…” “He would [despise you] that… You might not know it but results would be the same.” “[Trash Heap] or stagnation are [equals sign].” “Keep up the [+100], and shut [up] your [peepers 👀] or you’ll go blind.”
Kris and Susie look on with determination. Susie says “we want to help too!” While the weather duo whispers in the bg.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreiajycpg2wxqbttpepdbdryjfabydqe6abxrlvxktwthpodigxqpoe)
![Ralsei, continuing to heal Tenna said happily, “You did it, Mr. Spamton.” The other arm is still sparking, but the cable is holding. Elnina and Lanino, shocked, shout “NO WAY MR.WHO?!”
S NEO says, “good job, [Squirt]. Takes a [Clunker] to know a [Clunker].” Ralsei seems confused, but continues to heal Tenna.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreierxmkaoirxdjtvc7n7x4yhm667eokogt3ur6jcpvfugv53fwhy2e)
![Steps from SNEO’s heels crunch in the snow. He approaches Tenna (TV Time socks visible) and points. “You (Ralsei). Move up there. Everyone but [toothpaste boy] move back. R-R-R[Raycon] move to his head. Continue [+100].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreihgnw6fdek5wcqox6odzp3omuiky4pzjscgh46epmalqrckh5owg4)
![The static wave moves out to plop itself into the untouched snow. It forms itself into a Pipis! Spamton says, “Hold on for me, [$10.99].” As the pipis starts to crack](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreihkcshocebag2mnv26hyaif5t7zqybjimt4pmpuzhlo4dj4q2dahu)
![Spamton: “I’ve had just about enough.”
Close up of Kris, peering through The Dealmakers. Spamton says in a glitchy bubble, “Hey! [little sponge]. I have a new[!] Deal for yyyyyou!”
Spamton’s view out the Dealmakers into his black void to view a glitchy unknown CD.
Spamton continues, “I’m going to try something [IDIOT]. If it all [Going, going, gone!], then kick my [@$$].”
“Accept?”
Kris gives a thumbs up, easily agreeing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreib2spblsvbscgxqeuc5cppwmoyazpddg3hvxjvoquo35ayq2kfigq)
![Close up of Spamton in a black void. Spamton’s glasses reflect the dark world where Susie is flipping out.
Spamton says “Why 1z iT…”
“that everything,… everyone [merry-go] around me…”
“G🅾️es 2 [$#✔️*], gets [Error], or [//@$//]ing DIES.”
Susie shouts as Ralsei through a darkening window into the dark world, “What do you MEAN ‘he’ll die’?! HEAL HIM.”
Ralsei explains, “It’s not that simple! I’ll do what I can but we need to get him help!”
Shadowguy asks where Mike is. Lanino says “Find his arms!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreictin2yjgl2s3mai4n25zqd6e6r4qkginys46el6e6y7dpv46ambm)
![Spamton continues, “it’s almost as if fate can’t even [spare a crumb?] of mine.”
“Like it won’t be [Snickers Satisfies] until it takes-“ takes repeats until it falls off panel.
“EVERYTHING from me and [Hawk Toah] on it.”
“NEO,… my life, my career,… Tenna… but I think…”
Each thought is accompanied by a flash of Tenna, rainbow blushing and coming in for a kiss.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:alwej5yguayjzl2kf72kwkht/bafkreib7dyvyazi3tsbnv6sxc2kilns3psq4kz6xqzni55epnnfck2z47i)
