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Captain Bronco

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Apple fanboy. Broncos BOliever. Padres faithful. Pizza is my love language. 🍎🏈⚾🍕 Identify as: Meat Snack. Favorite Quote: “God damnit, Donut”

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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 52m
Let’s not forget the #Padres potentially winning their Wild Card series against the #Cubs. LFG #SD 🤎💛
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 1h
In case you missed last week's @broncosboozeup.com because some one forgot to hit publish 🫢, drink up and catch up, before @johnreidy.bsky.social and I do it again tonight...but this time with Quinn Meinerz choke slam power!!!
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Did Sean Payton Expose a New NFL Spygate? — The Broncos Booze-Up Podcast
John and the Captain break down the Broncos' shock Week 3 win over the Jags, Bo Nix's progress, and Zach Allen's sacks. Grab a Coors Banquet and listen now!
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 11h
Maybe Im just old, and while I do find value in #AI, but there is this "shitifcation" in my opinion now of people not being able to make their own purchases ordering their own food and so on. It's just fucking lazy. We are so headed towards Wall-E and it makes me sad.
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Wall-E and Humans on the Axiom
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 22h
Musgrove. #Padres WIN. BEST NIGHT OF BASEBALL for me in a LONG TIME. SOOOOO good to see him back.
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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers Entrance
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 22h
Joe Musgrove right now. #Padres.
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Kenny Powers Eastbound And Down: Mullet Man
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 22h
Seeing Joe Musgrove warming up, all the feels. LFG #Padres.
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Anchorman: I'm In A Glass Case Of Emotion
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 22h
PCA getting mad cause he’s having a bad night. Nice job Matsui #Padres.
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My Guy (Pete Crow-Armstrong)
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 22h
OMG Fernando Tatis steals second and scores. MY #Padres 8-0.
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San Diego Padres Dugout Celebration
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 22h
8K’s, 1 Hit, that’s why he’s the KING. MY #Padres still up 7-0.
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San Diego Padres Michael King
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 23h
Games not over but MY #Padres up 7-0.
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Larry David: I'm Feeling Pretty Good
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 23h
Xander Bogaerts goes yard. Three homers by MY #Padres. Good guys up 3-0.
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San Diego Padres Xander Bogaerts
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 30/09/2026
Soft pretzels, Beaver’s honey mustard and a Fernando Tatis HR then a Manny Machado HR. #Padres up 2-0. So far so good
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 30/09/2026
Alright #Padres. Another postseason. Please don’t disappoint me.
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San Diego Padres Player with Gold Chain
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 30/09/2026
1984 vibes with #Padres and #Cubs tonight for me. I remember being on the yellow cheese wagon listening to some of this games on the way home.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 28/09/2026
What a game. What a win #Broncos. ALWAYS #Bolieve.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye with ANOTHER TURNOVER. Nothing makes me happier than seeing the #Patriots get just shellacked.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 27/09/2026
What Travis Kelce was holding. Eat grass Mahomes.
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Patrick Mahomes Mahomes Acl
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 27/09/2026
I #Bolieve!! Let’s go #Broncos !!!!
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 24/09/2026
Even #Spiderman is representing Colorado for the new @broncosboozeup.com episode tonight. Maybe he’s the guest tonight on the show??!!
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 24/09/2026
It will forever be free of the "golden nectar!" Unless you're referring to #Coors banquet beer.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 24/09/2026
Things to be positive about with the #Broncos. Thunder V debuted on Sunday and he started his season 1-0. So we're technically undefeated with a new horse, of course :)
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Calgary Stampeders Horse Rider with Flag
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 23/09/2026
The #Broncos RB situation right now.
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Michael Scott: We Are Screwed
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 23/09/2026
I really can't wait to watch #YouCanSeeEverything. Not only do I really want to watch #ElizabethHolmes explain her narrative, but this has #AmericanMovie vibes where I could watch this 100 times and never get tired of it.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 23/09/2026
The #Broncos showed up on Sunday...so the season is back ON!! So now @johnreidy.bsky.social and I have to show up to. No golden nectar in this episode(or ever again), but Im sure some shenanigans will ensue.
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Broncos Bo-Lieve: Ted Lasso & Bo Nix
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 21/09/2026
Mike Tomlin saying “collectively”
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Micha Brooks: Over And Over Again Creamcheese
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 21/09/2026
Chris Collinsworth Gluck Gluck 9000 on Mahomes is so gross.
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Cris Collinsworth Sunday Night Football
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 21/09/2026
Can we talk about how good Grape Crush is for a moment.
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Wkuk Radiator
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 21/09/2026
I will never have a friend who likes Michelob Ultra. PERIOD.
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Hop On Ultra Smp Ultra Smp 4
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 21/09/2026
I hate the #Chiefs sooooooooooooooooo much.
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Andy Reid's Kansas City Chiefs Celebration Dance
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 21/09/2026
Kill Kermit!! #Chiefs
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Kermit the Frog and Evil Kermit Meme
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 21/09/2026
Colts. Stay on target. PLEASE.
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Star Wars Stay On Target - Gold 5 Y-Wing
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 20/09/2026
You know who’s not on RedZone. The #Broncos
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 20/09/2026
I can’t wait for my #Broncos love to reach full depression.
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Spongebob's Rainbow of Depression
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 20/09/2026
I mean at least we dont have 14 missed tackles at this point #broncos
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 20/09/2026
Someone call Loki I want a different #Broncos timeline.
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Tom Hiddleston as Loki Gives Thumbs Up
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 20/09/2026
#broncos gonna turn me into a bigger alcoholic.
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Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) Asks 'Why?'
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 20/09/2026
Just put $50 on Sean Paton’s moobs. @johnreidy.bsky.social if I lose this cause of a “B” cup, I’m blaming you.
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Funny Touching Boobs
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 20/09/2026
No enthusiasm after last weeks #Broncos embarrassing loss. Just chugging beers in mom’s basement Sean.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 18/09/2026
Skipped the new #iPhone for the first time in a while. However, I did pick up the new #AppleWatchUltra4 which is a nice upgrade for me. Funny enough a new #Lego store was opening in our mall today and the line there was longer than at #Apple especially for a launch day.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 17/09/2026
Better late than never...you may want to skip the ending though. 🤮
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 17/09/2026
Good morning #BroncosCountry, sorry the new episode of the @broncosboozeup.com isn't up yet. YouTube has been a problem pulling audio, but I'll get it up later today. @johnreidy.bsky.social and @boombatsdagod.bsky.social were real champs putting up with me at the end.
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Sick Orangutan with Oxygen Mask
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 17/09/2026
Actually please don't, I don't need to explain why Im barfing on pee. Thank for your concern.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 17/09/2026
I only repost cause Im dying and I need someone to save me.
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Captain John Craic @johnreidy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Captain just drank his own pee because of bet he made with Colin that no one remembers and he started wretching. @boombatsdagod.bsky.social was the guest and I thought he might vomit too.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 17/09/2026
VERY special guest on Broncos Booze-Up tonight? Im sure he's locally sourced and ready to serve up something warm and deeply personal. 💛 #FML it's Colin, I know it....THIS IS HARASSMENT, I cannot handle a #Broncos loss and this at the same time.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 17/09/2026
Something’s going down tonight on the @broncosboozeup.com with @johnreidy.bsky.social and it most likely will make me vomit, and it includes the #Broncos #MNF performance. Tune in at 8pm MST. Link coming soon.
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 16/09/2026
About to rewatch last night’s game on NFL+. Want to have my facts straight as one can on the @broncosboozeup.com, tomorrow tonight deserves a different kind of focus.
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The Office: Andy Bernard's Hardest Thing Ever
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 16/09/2026
I will say taking a little time, watching the post game presser from Sean Peyton you can tell the frustration. Can’t wait to talk more tomorrow night with @johnreidy.bsky.social. So much to talk about. I’m not giving up like some. Rather have a loss like this now.
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Broncos Bo-Lieve: Ted Lasso & Bo Nix
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 16/09/2026
I want to thank the #Rockies right now for completely ruining the last of my sports team’s excitement level.
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Man Jumps From Window Over Burning City
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Captain Bronco @captainbronco.com · 15/09/2026
The #Broncos get embarrassed, the #FBI is cool with bestiality now, I don't know what universe Ive been transported to in the past 24hrs....I want to go home now. Thank you.
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Forest Gump: I'm Tired, I'll Go Home Now
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