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[NFSW CONTENT 🔞 MINORS DNI] icon by the wonderful @fluffielox.com He/Him || electrical engineer, science enjoyer and occasional digital artist. Will shitpost any moment, you've been warned. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || #BlackLivesMatter Now & Always.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
took you long enough
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Effy Neprin @effyneprin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Psyduck sketch🙏
A sketch of Misty from Pokemon hugging a Psyduck
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
oh SHEET
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is another article this person wrote. I think that's all that needs to be said. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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I can be let down by Trump without regretting voting for him | Opinion
I wrestle with why and how Trump chooses to act the way he does. But I'd vote for him again.
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
static.klipy.com
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this... shall have uses
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
okay that's hilarious and awesome lmao
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wait, explain to who?? To her parents?? Did they see the sex playlist? did she use it? i have so many questions
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/07/2026
A selfie of Ryan Gosling smiling. 

overlaid text: "Mom Was Wrong When She Told Me Not To Talk To Strangers On The Internet, All Of You Are Actually Very Cool People"
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
dystopian
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Good morning everyone apnews.com/article/lind...
apnews.com
Sen. Lindsey Graham likely died after aorta tear, medical examiner says
Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died after a brief illness. The South Carolina Republican was 71.
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
surreal. like an f zero level
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 04/07/2026
hell yeah brother
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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taylor robin @taylor-robin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
W Dublin moment
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
cc @plushie.gay you may like this
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
he hungy
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
no additional context
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
client feedback in the GenAI era
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012)
Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen.
A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix”

Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026)
Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
yeah i was in Seattle just now and the cheapest is like 5.40 lol
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i just want love
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
WE LOVE YOU
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MagnoliaSpooky 𓅰👻 @magnoliaducky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today also marks 10 years since I made my very first posts on DA~ Thank you for all your support over the years! ❤️🦆 Let's keep on going together!
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Shoutout to my favorite gender: 🍕
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noodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
American cooperations right now: "Hey we know the economy sucks balls and you basically have no money right now but uhh... how about that Subway sandwich for 5 dollars? (we want every last cent you have)"
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i want to go back to chicago so bad
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I hope Hilda wins so badly
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Solazz @urameshiya.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
happy pride month by the way
A picture on a white background with the trans flag colors in the top left and Jack from Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin on the bottom with his fist held out toward the viewer. Text above him reads "Repost this if Trans people can kill Chaos with you"
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Eat the rich.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzQc...
youtube.com
(YTP) J. Jonah Jameson laughs uncontrollably
YouTube video by truckerzane
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
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🔮Kyla Spoo-Tea 👻 @kylatea.com · 18/05/2026
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Great, now show us the Onion version
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
support human artists
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
this feels surreal
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/05/2026
Roman soldiers in formation stopping a 4x4 car in a Spanish street.
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
probably the number 4.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/12/2024
Austria (Österreich) with an Ostrich head and legs.
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Zelda
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would fix the website
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Can't see Mii
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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a cartoon of patrick holding an ice cream cone with the words he 's just standing there
ALT: a cartoon of patrick holding an ice cream cone with the words he 's just standing there
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looks we love
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
post your favorite film from the year you turned 18 just so happens to also be my favorite movie of all time
Interstellar poster AKA the best movie of all time according to people (I am people)
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A light brown bunny peeks through a slightly open door, watching a turtle walk on tile flooring.
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