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Blitz

@captainblitz.bsky.social

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[NFSW CONTENT 🔞 MINORS DNI] icon by the wonderful @fluffielox.com He/Him || electrical engineer, science enjoyer and occasional digital artist. Will shitpost any moment, you've been warned. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || #BlackLivesMatter Now & Always.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

no additional context

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

post your favorite film from the year you turned 18 just so happens to also be my favorite movie of all time

Interstellar poster AKA the best movie of all time according to people (I am people)

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Dear @discord.com, Fuck you. Sincerely, @everyone

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

the funny thing is Jeremey goes to describe the Volkswagen (the white car) like a happy dog. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0f3...

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

this gotta be one of the cutest portraits in the game

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I wonder what happens in Chaptet 9...

several Chapters of an audiobook, all of which are around 6-26 minutes long, except for chapter 9 which is 1.5 hours long lmao

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The AI "feature" on YouTube videos that gives you a "helpful" topic. This one is from a stand up video: "Why is this funny?". Very useful.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

This part always cracks me up

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I fucking love the Rockies (this is Pike's Peak)

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Not all, but for people eligiable for an ESTA (like British people)

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

broooo 😭😭😭

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

a gift to humanity

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

this is the first time anybody's called me grandmaster lmao

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

shh dont let gordon hear you!

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Lunch 😋

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I was looking at rental cars and what the fuck is this?

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

God this artstyle is so beautiful

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

This. End of the show. We're done here. Move on.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

...alright ya got me im basic

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

whats goin on its yo boi moistpenis

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I was gonna make a witty joke about Twitter, but I realized moments like this happen on there

Cuomo getting ratio'd hard (2.7k likes to 85k) by Mamdani replying with simply a link to donate to his campiagn.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Fuck you YouTube.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

an attempt was made

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I am horrible at this

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

20 years...

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I made you a virtual Jack-O-Lantern :)

hand drawn Jack-O-Lantern by yours truly

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

update: this is the greatest anime ever made.

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

yeah I'm into BDSM

Image of three cupids and one heart with tied up wrists in it.
Text reads: BDSM: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I bet you ANY money that half the people that watched the Scott Pilgrim show on Netflix didn't know Netflix actually used to let you rent DVDs.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Ok that's it this is the best shit to ever air on Netflix

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I've won.... but at what cost.... #Expedition33

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

AI makes me wanna unalive myself I swear to god. BITCH I CAN READ THE TITLE YOU USELESS PROGRAM

An AI "summary" "summarizing"
that a video I'm looking at, titled: "BMW M2 vs Audi RS3" is about, wait for it, putting a BMW M2 versus an Audi RS3. WOW! TECHNOLOGY!

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I was having a shit day. www.instagram.com/p/DPhcP9EiVV... i am having a slightly less shit day. :,)

Markiplier got married to Amy. That's all.

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I'm actually a pretty good villain. You better run. :)

Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

You better run.

Tweet I'm quoting:
"What is your horror movie role this Halloween?"

I paused the gif and got "The Killer"

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

no context #expedition33485129

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Blitz @captainblitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

listen up "liberals"

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