Reposted by Captain BeeftwatTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120473122
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You're suggesting people click a link to the blog of a virulent racist who is writing from the perspective of a virulent racist. They can say truthful things in an article, but the stink is on it and will stick to you. 030
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've generally seen this referred to as a lens. Like, you can use the holiness code in Leviticus as a lens to understand the rest of the Bible. If you do, then sure, God hates gays. But if Romans 8 is your lens, God's love is endless and you have to deal with Leviticus. 000
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Consider the pogroms against us, by which, historically, I specifically mean the ones that haven't happened but could maybe if 040
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatSan Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 272517679
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Best to deal with the vermin then right 130
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I too tried having conversations with these things and got interrogated in return. Very strange interactions where you can see how incapable it is of deviating from the most average or common response by relatively low-information users. It felt like talking to a con artist or a salesperson. 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yes, surely, but their message only reaches where there are ears to hear. It's not like those are especially successful people at winning races, but candidates/committees will keep hiring these losers because they want them to be right more than they want to win. 001
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression. 16953001518
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Would. (But old and married.) May the sea bring you many fish. 020
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026There is no such thing as a "motion to comply" 000
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Excuse me and my .xlsb then I guess, bigot 031
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You're so vain you probly think this song is about you 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Being a pedo apologist and nuance-finder is not worse than being a pedo -- because that is the worst thing to be -- but it is somehow more pathetic. Go look at some bugs and well-actually their taxonomy; it's a gross but wholesome way to spend your time, you can still be unpleasant, +science. 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The women the R&B songs are about seem minimally culpable tbh 000
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You should ask yourself why this question occurred to you and take it as an opportunity to reflect and become a better person. 100
Reposted by Captain Beeftwat28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026honestly, a middle-brow (complimentary) director doing a big splashy Classics adaptation that’s sold out for a month at the IMAX and there’s an ongoing debate about it with one of its en vogue translators is probably the healthiest the culture has been in a long time 553087
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think anyone who is a vegan for ethical reasons has to do some work to evaluate how the supply chain for cashews fits into their ethical framework. True for any food, of course, but maybe worth surfacing when we're talking about substitutions. 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I've had this happen a couple of times, and the interaction was strange and involved apologizing to me, so I assume they were doing the part of 12 steps where you have to take responsibility and apologize to everyone you've harmed. 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Besson wrote it when he was in high school! We love what we love. 110
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/07/2026Lemme tell you about the angel of history being blown backwards into the future: The shackles these people have been put in are Hiatt brand, same company founded in 1780 to mass produce shackles for slaver ships. 1842121813
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What is a good book to read on this topic? 000
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatRachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 23/07/2026uh oh I’m emotional about the 72nd St. Q train mosaics again 241372265
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I have a Phillips alarm clock light (it slowly brightens) with a bunch of options for nature sounds, a gentle buzz, or radio. 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Maybe someday I will try this again. Tremendous that you are doing it! 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Wow, I have been stabbed in the memory, no thank you, fuck, it's oozing, is it supposed to be that color, 030
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Jealous and dazzled by how you wear this color, magnificent 0100
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I finally watched Casablanca because of your dameposting. Blown away. 000
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Thinking about how Osprey, a publishing house almost entirely devoted to publishing military uniform/equipment fetish material disguised as dry but picture heavy non-fiction tomes, put out a book dismantling the right wing mythologization of Sparta with an absolute all-timer table of contents. 382760937
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/07/2026philosophers only want one thing and it's fucking discussing 5325101
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I think you have both analytic and expressive clarity, a clear voice, and an informed perspective, and I value and admire the work you do to share that voice. Your work is good, by which I mean that it is high quality and also that it is virtuous. 010
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I never considered that a Jewish deli might not be kosher; that makes me wonder what, if not kosher, makes a deli Jewish. Other than being born to a Jewish mother. 000
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It's been really rewarding watching the development of this drawing. 110
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Reductively, it seems like he's saying that independence is only ever a nominal state because existence is interdependent and historically contingent. I need to think more about what a State is and how a State expresses its sovereignty. I want to get better at imagining a better future. 000
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Thanks for posting; I was going to ask for a recommendation for material I could read for an introductory-level explanation. 100
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I will never forget how a victim of sexual assault was forced to retraumatize herself in front of the entire nation because people waved away red flag after red flag - the Nazi tattoo, the appearance on a neo-Nazi podcast, the domestic violence - so they could have a manly, unfeminized left. 14786190
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080532170
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Gender conformity costs me a piece of my soul. You don't just choose to sacrifice pieces of your identity without paying a terrible price. 150
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatI support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reminded of Frederick Douglass's inclusive vision of American nationality today - more vital than ever. 319162
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It doesn't have to be my sister -- they are all my sisters. All of the children are our children. All of them. 040
Reposted by Captain Beeftwat'Nathan Burgoine (he/him) will be at Can*Con! @nathanburgoine.bsky.social · 30/06/2026As we close a Pride Month that seems determined to kick queerfolk in the chest (again), I consider one of the queerest experiences of all: spite. Excise those motherfuckers from your life like the cancers they are. Live. Make art. Find others. Be joyful. Outlive those assholes, cheer when they die. 417160
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026You bring me a lot of joy. I appreciate the light you bring into the world. I am very worried about the man with the ladder and hope he's doing all right. 150
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hmm. I think this bears some discussion. Why isn't anyone else talking about this? [many tags, hashtags] 000
Reposted by Captain BeeftwatDavid Woodruff @dmwoodruff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026TIL that the relations of property are no longer compatible with the already developed productive forces; they have become so many fetters. Maybe they need to be burst asunder? 29822
Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Those ears are pointed right at you and your giggling, ma'am. 120
