Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026*Stares in Section 4 of the 14th Amendment* 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Congratulations to Donald Trump, the new Dey of Algiers. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_B...) 1100
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Can someone please explain to me the pricing logic of airlines? How is it that if I take United 926 to Frankfurt I pay $1,746 but if I take the exact same flight and then also take another flight to another destination it costs only $945 -- almost half the price?! 220
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Dude literally posted the "that foreigner wants your cookie" cartoon. 110
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 05/07/2026#WeKilledHitler. Again. Medium difficulty this time. Ambushed Hitler in Poland after a conspiracy to poison him failed. 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026#WeKilledHitler Ok, it was on the lowest level of difficulty, but on our first game! @pdubarry.bsky.social 110
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Here's the archived version with the made up quotes. archive.ph/2kLSW Compare it to the current version: theprint.in/feature/jeff... 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 18/06/2026You may be cool, but you'll never be cool like the archivists at NARA who, upon request, will trackdown the classified documents you request, declassify them for you, scan them as a PDF, and email you the requested documents a week later! USA! USA! 030
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Me after lining up 4 legs of a trip by train and checking every platform and car number with absolute precision. 000
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I went to Berlin, and all I got was this library card for the Staatsbibliothek zu Berlin - Preußischer Kulturbesitz. 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026OK, Hermes 3 is just weirding me out. Not sure how to proceed. 000
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Q: Hey, what's the difference between Trump and Hitler? A: Hitler wasn't this corrupt. 100
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Apparently, we are approaching Terry Gilliam "Brazil" levels of distopia. 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 29/04/2026What the motherfucking fuck is going the fuck on? 000
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I opposed California's fakakta "no party primary" thing, but did anyone listen to me? Noooo. 000
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Shift change over the Middle East. Half a dozen USAF tankers shuffle between Israel and Iraq. 000
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Every time I get half an hour to play . . . 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 17/02/2026It is possible that the neolithic revolution was a mistake. 011
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Exactly as the patriots of 1775 did. God bless them. 000
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Texas is reimplementing the antebellum laws prohibiting the education of slaves. 020
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I made this 9 years ago, but it still applies. 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Night of the Dull Knives, 2026 (Headline from @talkingpointsmemo.com) 000
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Slave patrol murdering a suspected fugitive, circa 1855. (Colorized) 010
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Google Maps Questions be like: Can you rent solid-fuel rocket sleds here? Does this submarine have handicapped parking? Is this hydroelectric power station good for kids parties? Does this Taco Bell serve tacos? Does this vacant lot accept credit cards? 031
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 17/01/2026So it turns out that our corrupt president overthrew the other corrupt president in order to install a different corrupt president. apnews.com/article/delc... 130
Thomas Heaney @captainabraham.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Trump and Goebbels are the only people to ever have been gifted second hand Nobel Prize. From Discord 020