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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/08/2026
Obama’s real sin was interrupting America’s cherished tradition of turning every foreign-policy problem into a 20-year war.
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/08/2026
The Secret Service unveils The Beast: Panic Room Edition.
The Beast: Panic Room Edition.
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
israelpalestinenews.org/israel-lobby...
israelpalestinenews.org
The New Israel-Backed Nonprofit Feeding Lawmakers Legislation
The State Legislator Israel Caucus says it’s an independent nonprofit. The Israeli government discreetly paid for its first D.C. junket.
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You mean handsome!
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He can’t be brain dead. He never had one
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I have special disdain for the anti inmigrant immigrants.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“An Idaho mother was charged with the murders of her 18-month-old twins more than a year after suggesting their deaths were the result of vaccinations”
people.com
Mom Claimed Vaccines Killed Her 18-Month-Old Twins. Now She's Charged with Murdering Them
Andrea Shaw was indicted on two counts of first-degree murder.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We Need To "Claw" Back All Of Our Money, From Fraud Felonious !
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No. I agree with 5% tax but they should use the money to take care of the budget deficits
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just wanted to let you know, I asked Gemini to recommend a podcast for me and surly enough yours was at the top of the list
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@Boom-WhatsGoingOn.bsky.social @boom-whatsgoingon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cartoon view of a dangerous & colossal failure by this regime…
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You know something has gone terribly wrong when 94% of teachers have to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies while the average Wall Street employee got a bonus of $246,900 in 2025. Hello?
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Ministry of Silly Wars @libforce1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There is a higher chance women are looking at some dude’s thumb. Each man knows how long his penis is. No need to measure it with his thumb
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GA @gulliaz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One of the funniest Cartoons I've seen in a while. Lol 🤣 Enjoy
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wow.. this is proof that Elmo saves
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is mine. Old photo but still relevant
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This looks great..a real sour dough is supposed to look like this
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
That is how I travel sometimes
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Another Trump air crash. This is the third one in a year. We didn’t have a single air crash since 2018 and suddenly three in one year. This happens when government lays off essential employees to give tax break to the rich. apple.news/AcrdALphDT7G...
apple.news
Pilot, co-pilot killed after passenger jet hits truck at LaGuardia airport — USA TODAY
The pilot and co-pilot of an Air Canada Express regional jet were killed after it collided with a fire truck while landing at New York's LaGuardia airport.
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Are you available?!
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/02/2026
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Good Q @SarahKSilvermam
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Nate @nateduty.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The reality of the entire Trump administration.
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Democratic members of Congress are demanding access to Ghislaine Maxwell after reports of her again recieving preferential treatment in prison. That alone tells you oversight has been missing for years.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands…. Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"I'm not letting you go to my 12-year-old birthday party, the one you said you weren't going to because your mean mom said to avoid me. SO THERE!!! Jokes on you, loser!!! Uninvited!!!!"
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 23/01/2026
There’s no way I could vote to give ICE more money. Let’s be clear: ICE is now one of the wealthiest law enforcement agencies in this country, and they continue to prove they are ineffective and unqualified. (1/2)
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randy39.bsky.social @randy39.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Seger Sings the Blues @segersingstheblues.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Definitely FLOTUS material... 🤨
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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randy39.bsky.social @randy39.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/01/2026
Proves that even raccoons have better ethics than ICE.
ICE doing nasty things.
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Chris @topquark59.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Let’s focus on Epstein files
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TweetLD @tweetld.art · 10/01/2026
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Bob’s my uncle @bobdabalina.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So how did you and Melania meet? Yeah, I guess it can wait until after the war with Greenland.
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Angry Donkey News @angrydonkeynews.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Preschool Teacher, 22, Arrested On TV After Criticizing Trump www.bpdaily.com/preschool-te...
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Preschool Teacher, 22, Arrested On TV After Criticizing Trump
The young woman said officers repeatedly asked her what her connection to Venezuela was. US
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captain-haddock.bsky.social @captain-haddock.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They are animals
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boneyardz.bsky.social @boneyardz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
bit.ly/4jtRNSd . Something for those who are really pissed.
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