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Capt.Ed

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Active duty during each of five decades. Drafted ‘69. Best coffee ever? Remembering the thermos 200 miles into a 3,000 mile road trip. Unless you are here to push back against the authoritarian takeover of America, there is no need to follow. #Alaska

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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 9h
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 9h
Overheard on the #3 bus: JD Vance says he wants to pass the SAVE act. I don’t think he could pass a dick check at a Bangladeshi brothel.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 9h
JD coming to Alaska to campaign for Nick III. My Kalshi bet is Nick goes down 1.5% in the polls.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Overheard on the #3 bus: “The FBI came by this morning with a warrant for blood and hair samples. Then they took scrapings from under my fingernails. I wonder what that was all about.”
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Satyr-Icon @satyr-icon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Trump #war #WhiteHouse
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
…and Nick III and Ohio Dan for making him possible. They enabled him. They failed in their oversight role.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True dis:
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is where Nick III took us Alaska:
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
…but I did want to sue Acme.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Alaska Nick III and Ohio Dan did this. What are you going to do about it? 
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too rich to ignore!
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dave (DABS) @plutobro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gardening Tips:
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking of not writing another IRS check?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
… and don’t even get me started on Mount Rushmore…
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
High-end compost/chicken feed…
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite board game is the one with meats and cheeses. Sometimes a little fruit and some crackers. I’m really good at that one. 
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite board game is the one with meats and cheeses. Sometimes a little fruit and some crackers. I’m really good at that one. 
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well… I should say.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a great list. Sounds like it’s time to head north to Alaska and pick up some Canadian provincial parks along the way. (Ice Fields Highway is hard to beat)
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Question of the day:
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I gave up on the NFL when I needed seven subscriptions to follow one team.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember Trump‘s promise that we could do it on a postcard? ha!  I want a government site that doesn’t nibble me for an extra $200 by creating some kind of insecurity about a detail. 
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I gave up on the NFL when I needed seven subscriptions to follow one team.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And from far away #Alaska Senator Sullivan enabled him, made excuses for him, exonerated him, acquitted him. Why on earth would we vote for more of the same?
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now that’s how you write a headline:
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👍
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How do you argue with that?
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Overheard on the #3 bus: “Great article in this morning‘s New York Times about how AI is causing cognitive surrender. I just copied it for my report because it’s easier than trying to think up all that stuff on my own.”
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Overheard on the #3 bus: “Great article in this morning‘s New York Times about how AI is causing cognitive surrender. I just copied it for my report because it’s easier than trying to think up all that stuff on my own.”
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With a half-rack of PBR as a chaser.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PROOF I’m not a tRumper. I have a bottle of Reserva 1998 Marques de Caceres Rioja saved for when IT happens. (Better happen before it goes hollow.) What do YOU have?
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Alaska No on Sullivan. No on Nick III
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#Vanlife definitions: Mooch-docking (van life term): The fine art of visiting friends and refusing the offer to stay in Bubba’s bed ‘cause he “probably won’t be home tonight” in favor of an extension cord from the garage so you can stay in your own bed and charge all the lithium.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And Alaska gave your data away when they didn’t have to. #Alaska
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
good times…
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cartoon by @stevesack.bsky.social
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Before you vote in Alaska, remember that Sullivan and Begich took it away 
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love the fill-in-the blank questionnaires on senior dating sites:
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you call Senator Sullivan (R-AK) at his office, his phone greeting might as well say: “I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy capitulating.” #Alaska www.juneauindependent.com/post/alaskan...
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Alaskans sent men to Washington who have capitulated
It has become a common refrain around the world, “USA is no longer the leader of the free world.” Why? Because our leaders have become bitter, angry and vengeful in authoritarianism. They have waged b...
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In a 7 - 2 decision, the Supreme Court agreed that today is Tuesday. Alito and Thomas dissented.
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are grandpa‘s meds upstairs? Could you bring them down on your way?
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Madison @madison8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe Mitch McConnell is in the NeuraLink clinical trial.
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