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Capt Chris

@capt-chris.bsky.social
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Investment Mgr 📈 MBA, CFA Disabled Veteran 🪖 US Air Force ✈️ Pro-Ukraine, NATO, & Guitars 🎸

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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Empire is forming right under our noses.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nate Silver now rates Texas as "Lean D" and gives Democrats a 57% chance of taking the Senate and a whopping 86% chance of taking the House in November. #AllBrakesNoGas #BlueTsunami2026 #VoteBlueNoMatterWho
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I am now the proud owner of a guitar pedal previously used by the musical geniuses of Lord Huron.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just in case you/ve forgotten that you can't trust Thomas Massie.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The first of many I hope. So proud of my brother in blue.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I wonder why they stopped having birthday parties at McDonald's (these kids are still in therapy).
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
JFC, what a fucking lunatic. He doesn't care about anything or anyone except himself.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So many things wrong with this situation … don’t even know where to start. Okay, yes, I do … a private citizen should not own a giraffe. Period.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The down sleeping bag that I ordered 3 months ago has finally arrived … on the first day of summer. 😂
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Why would Iran negotiate at ALL when their leverage is gaining by the day. In 3 months, when the US gas stations are rationing, Iran could demand a nuclear weapon and Trump would reply, “What color do you want?
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Lmao, this guy is the WORST dealmaker EVER. The ink hasn’t dried on the MOU and it is DEAD.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Look who decided to pop in for a visit and play with my dog on this fine Texas morning. 🦂
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I can’t decide what is worse, the economy or the fucking disaster of an Iran surrender deal. Stagflation is here and not going away anytime soon.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We are $300 billion worse off than we were before - with less security - and this doesn’t even take into account the $100 billion that we spent on operations getting to this point. Fucking disaster.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The title says it all …
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Meanwhile, at the back of my fridge, a lone bottle of champagne patiently waits for THAT day.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
South Korea imports nearly 100% of its oil and most of it (~70%) comes from the Middle East and the Straight of Hormuz.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A connection between the current heroic struggle in Ukraine and the WWII heroes that know the human cost of independence. They remind us that freedom is never free, paid for in blood by those that intimately know the horrors of unchecked aggression & fascism. #Ukraine #DDay
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Me: (left socks with shoes … now they are gone … can’t find them anywhere) Zoe: “I was framed.”
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You may not be aware that Hunter Biden has returned to Twitter … and his posts are EPIC.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
None of this is normal.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Inflation is ripping higher. Trump is the single greatest destroyer of household wealth. #inflation #gas #cpi
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We need more of this energy. 🔥 @housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
RIP Sgt Eugene Graf B-24 Flight Engineer “Carpetbaggers” Squadron USAAF / 8th AF / OSS KIA March 31, 1945 Killed 37 days before Germany surrendered. I never knew you. I never met you. I grew up without you. You. Will. Never. Be. Forgotten. Grandfather.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
DJT’s namesake company is down -67% in the past year. It remains a $2B market cap company despite losing $400M in the last quarter and never having a single profitable quarter since IPO. Relative to the market and industry, $DJT is off-the-chart unprofitable. #fraud #Ponzi $DJT
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My energy utility wants me to reduce my energy usage during “peak energy demand days” and we are at Stage 3 water restrictions and fined for peak usage … meanwhile, the 128 data centers around me won’t be reducing their energy or water usage any time soon. #datacenterssuck
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fuck you, Merrick Garland. May you burn in hell for knowingly and willfully failing to hold him accountable.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When the history of the 21st century is written, one country will have all the credit for saving humanity from fascism and another horrific World War: Ukraine. Stand with democracy & independence. Stand on the right side of history. Stand with Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini #Ukraine
The World War II Memorial in Washington, DC. Each star represents 100 dead or missing Americans ... over 400,000 American deaths represented.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is the Frost Bank Center, home of the San Antonio Spurs. The seats have pastel-colored Fiesta shirts for tonight’s game. All our high-rise buildings have “Go Spurs Go” banners. Spurs flags fly from cars and trucks. No city loves their team more than San Antonio. #PorVida  #GoSpursGo #NBA
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wholesale gasoline is up +119% YTD
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This guy is SCARED SHITLESS.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was just nowhere near a beach and saw these cool shells. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We are living in a two-tiered society, in every way possible. Left: 2 Hours after a DC shooter. All smiles. Right: 2 Hours after the Uvalde TX shooter. All dead. The powerful are spared but want more protection. The powerless are killed and quickly forgotten. None of this is normal or acceptable.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@jimacosta.bsky.social remains undefeated.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He is flanked by a flunky and a drunk (you decide who is who) and says we need a ballroom.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World! 🎸🤘 #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava #NATO #NAFO #Ukraine #guitar #Fender #Marshall @official-nafo.bsky.social
Guitar, amp and pedals arranged under a NATO flag.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Trump begging for the lives of eight AI-generated women and then bragging about his involvement in their release is exactly why we need the 25th Amendment NOW. #25thAmendment
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The DOJ is indicting the SPLC for (allegedly) paying out donations to white supremacist and extremist groups that OVERWHELMINGLY (not allegedly) voted for Donald Trump. Make it make sense.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Whole lotta people in San Antonio learning the pitfalls of owning a home in a flood zone today (and there is no end in sight) - 5.0” in last 72 hours. No rain for months and then months’ worth of rain in 3 days. ⛈️⛈️⛈️ #texas #flood
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is the most evidence yet that we’re in a stock bubble: a shoe company ditches their entire business model for AI and it soars >600% in one day.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Talarico is dominating the field. @jamestalarico.bsky.social
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
To deny Trump’s impact on inflation is to deny reality.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If this picture doesn’t describe our current Gilded Age, I don’t know what will: a grandma hustling for tips to pay for husband’s cancer treatments.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My district representative, who fucked his employee, lied about it, then lied some more, and was directly responsible for her gruesome unaliving, has finally resigned. Texas politics suck.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Holy shit … the Hungarians gave Viktor Orbán the boot!!! So happy for Hungary and the EU. This has HUGE implications for Europe and Ukraine. Congratulations!!!
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Surprise, surprise … … it’s TACO Tuesday.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If we can’t find a way to stop this madman, we are lost as a nation.
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trump Economy 2026: Oil prices over +103% Gas prices over +86% #War #Trump #oil #gas
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Capt Chris @capt-chris.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
THIS is how you recognize Easter:
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