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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

John Wick: I can’t believe they killed the dog!! The Thing: I can’t believe they didn’t kill the dog!!

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I’ve been seeing a lot of conspiracy theories pop up in my timeline today, so just a reminder…

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Can AI just hurry up and take my job already? I wanna read a book by a creek.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

For 38 minutes, all is right with the world.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Hear me out: Charlie’s Angels reboot in the style of Atomic Blonde.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I hate that this administration takes up so much oxygen. What do you mean there’s an interstellar object in our universe right now, and I’m only just now hearing about it.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Tomato soup and a grilled cheese cut diagonally would fix me.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Comedians who say you can’t make jokes anymore without being sexist or homophobic are just lazy.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

We need proof of life!! The White House:

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Tramell Tillman in more things, please.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Shoutout to all the homies old enough to remember cassingles.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

The amount of anxiety I get from establishing boundaries should be studied.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

The first 8 minutes of The Rundown is the best Rock movie.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

The entire Alien franchise summed up in one sentence

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Going back in time to tell childhood Chris that adulthood is basically just an eternal cycle of filling up, and subsequently emptying, various household appliances. The dishwasher, the washer and dryer, the refrigerator, the coffee machine…

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

It’s been meme’d to death, but let’s not act like this scene wasn’t STONE COLD the first time we saw it.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Taken is just two hours of “I fucking told you so.”

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R2-Bree2 @r2bree2.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Sometimes it’s incredibly disappointing when your hands cannot craft what your brain dreams up. Painting Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead was a battle. Huge thanks to @capsteverogers.bsky.social for cleaning up my Molnija images!!

Red painted edges of Vampire Academy series with darker dripping blood over the Dhampir saying ‘They come first’ with Molnija, Zvezda, and Promise marks across the bottom.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

The fundamental failure of social media is the lack of ability to believe that two things can be true at the same time. The world is gray.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I, for one, welcome Marshall Law

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

“I can’t see anything.” “Use your open eye, Frank.”

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

PSA: STOP USING SUBSTACK It's a Nazi bar. theracket.news/p/substack-s...

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Substack's extremist ecosystem is flourishing

Yup, they're still at it.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Some of you were never traumatized by the Quiznos ad, and it shows.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Shoutout to new movies not being afraid of their source material.

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Here’s my hot take: the ducks you see on dashboards are not part of the Jeep community. They’re part of the *rich* community. When’s the last time you saw a duck on the dashboard of an old Jeep? On a Jeep that was worth less than $5000?

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

A vampire with a cold: Nostheraflu

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Maximum Derek @capsteverogers.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

“I would cut off your head dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.” “Bitch, I will EAT YOUR CHILDREN.” (we make up our own dialogue here)