Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Some personal news. And professional news. Personally professional, and professionally personal. 120
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is some Clever Little Tailor shit Next thing to do is challenge them to squeeze a rock until water comes out but swap out a piece of cheese 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My god! That seascape for that teensie little scene! 011
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You can tell it's been a day when I'm watching Marco Pierre White to see how he gives a Johns Hopkins *clinic* on a bolognaise and he stares like resurrected Lazarus through your heart and tells you the three things that make a good cook and you're sobbing on the floor. youtu.be/vcqXRAi9vrs?...youtu.beFlavourful step-by-step bolognaise with Marco Pierre White | Meet Your Maestro | BBC MaestroYouTube video by BBC Maestro 000
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I can take my kid's rediscovery of Imagine Dragons, I can bear the hours in the car. But the way the singer says "it's a revolution, I suppose!" makes me groan out loud and my eyes roll so hard I swerve into the other lane and my lane corrector beeps and the music cuts out 000
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Christ that's a sad line! I'm getting this book stat 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oh oh this is SUCH an interesting point!! I was pulling my hair out teaching Mottanai this weekend, but we played a big 600 ft high Game Makers with no trouble at all. My favorite games all come in a tiny box: all the Paxs and Innovation and the like, but they take me days to understand. 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Oh god this crushed me, how I love Sam Neill. I don't know how he escaped ever being in a Peter Jackson movie but he did and I'm grateful for that. Him in Until the End of the World is the most nuanced, painful, and secret treatise on being a husband I've ever seen. 220
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I just wanted an excuse to use Willie! And I agree, we've reached the point where the framing is unnecessary because nothing could be a more colossal failure. 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I know airlines are nowhere NEAR the top when it comes to bloat and corruption and caring only for shareholders, but god it is so *on display* when you're on a plane. And you're stuck there. Thinking about it. 000
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It was either this Herblock or a Curb Your Enthusiasm sheet sex joke, so I opted to go the classier option. And also this guy needs three fewer phones. 000
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ohhhhhhhh NINOTCHKA. I've watched the "people showing up to the room" no dialogue scene dozens of times when I've got the blue devils. That scene restores my faith in humanity. 000
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026And when he rasped that, we both realized that we were trying to end a relationship next to Mel Brooks. I blame and thank him for the two years that followed. Never saw that place again in decades of wandering. Don't even have the heart to see if it was real. 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026He was so buoyant, so explosive, we decided we'd never be able to break up by him, and that we were being utter fools to think we'd get served a meal at that place, even more fool to think we'd get around to actually breaking up until two years later. And as we left he shouted "have a better day!" 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026We tried to talk about whether we should break up, but a man came in and sat RIGHT next to us. He grabbed his menu, shouted "I don't need THIS, Henry!" and told the waiter he wanted his usual. He said the New York tap water was the finest in the world. 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026And it ONLY served omelets. The fanciest omelets you've ever seen. I had about eighty dollars in my bank account, and there was no way we were gettin' outta there on THAT. So we ordered a water and a small salad each. They never came. 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026her skin looked like bone, she was covered in sweat, sobbing. She needed to eat before we had any kind of a talk, and we had no idea where to go, so we ducked into what seemed a passable eatery. There was NOBODY in there, it was tiled and beautiful and we instantly knew it was too fancy 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026She herself had made a rough passage to work, but in going between the subway cars to escape a bad smell, she got her hand slammed in the cross-car door. She was a wisp of a thing, and she fainted. She said she had to see me, so I ran down and sprinted to 59th street to help her get up the stairs 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The next day as I dragged my bruised, hungover corpse into work (that week I was working with a colorectal surgeon who became incensed when I said the wrong doctor's name when I covered phones for lunch) my (now) ex called me. 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026After a night of shouting at each other, my poor roommate surging into the kitchen to tell us to shut the hell up so he could sleep, we had a door-slamming breakup. (I promise this is a story full of joy, it's in there somewhere!) 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I, like so many of us, want to tell the story about the man on this day. I had just moved to NYC, watched the towers fall, and got into a hilarious and maybe just a little unhealthy relationship. I was VERY much in over my head, she's truly lovely, but good god were we a disaster. 120
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My poor friends who will receive a screen cap of this for months to come 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Dick Van Dyke does a STUNNING Stan Laurel. youtu.be/rylDofSeNxQ?...youtu.beDick Van Dyke Talks About His Stan Laurel Impersonation | The Dick Cavett ShowYouTube video by The Dick Cavett Show 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I rewatched Desk Set this week, and what got through this time is that every single scene is designed to make you appreciate the imperfect, inefficient, rebellious, loud, clumsy, unpredictable creatures we all are that wham on stolen pianos and get things wrong and say I love you too often. 000
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026[At the Wayfair HQ] "Look, I know he unclicked the 'send me offers and deals' button, but does that mean we *can't* send him anything?" "Is this a question of ethics, boss?" "Yeah, would it be unETHical to send him, like, say, a few dozen emails with really GOOD deals? Like, the next day?" 020
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's a partisan event 020
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I am just sick at how far I played this fantasy out in my head. ROLF: "there's just somethin' I enjoy about their buzzin' and bumblin'...oop there goes another one." INTERVIEWER: "You once said that reparations was just the beginning." 1211
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 19/05/2026You're right and it's gotten to the point where they are saying 'ok thank you now the next topic' and it's AUDIBLY exactly that. But what could be said instead? 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 18/05/2026You have a kinship with public radio here... Emoluments_radioedit_final_FIX_finalfix2.mp3 120
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I'm really glad you said this, ever since I saw The Third Man I wondered "who is that actor who is acting 30 years ahead of his time?" I always tie him to Arthur Kennedy in Elmer Gantry. Two men who didn't seem to care that a camera happened to be in the room. 140
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 14/05/2026A long time ago I started to learn how to cook Sichuan food. And I always yearned to make a forever pickle crock but I never got my act together. But I just decided to try, and lo and behold I ate some beans and mustard greens out of this and hoo boy. I understand something that was scary to me. 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 12/05/2026What's your record time before pausing a movie to talk about what just happened for three hours 000
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Refraining from a "makes me wish I had three hands" joke here 010
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 06/05/2026In 2002 I used to work in an office in a hospital, and I would kill time by editing Lockhorns cartoons. Later I would sleep in the office by wedging a pencil with a fat eraser into the keyboard, resting my head on the rubber. 062
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I watch this every year on the good man's birthday www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6v...youtube.comOrson Welles Falstaff Dean Martin ShowYouTube video by TimPBears 2156
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Happy Birthday, Orson Welles. When did we stop being a country where a late-night show was thrilled to see a person putting on old-school stage makeup to do a Falstaff monologue www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6v...youtube.comOrson Welles Falstaff Dean Martin ShowYouTube video by TimPBears 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 04/05/2026@crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com am I the seventeenth person to share this with you? Jesus why can't everybody be like the folks who make Barkeeper's Friend 110
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The whole thing. The hurried whisper, him not giving up, the mic being cut off, the swell of booing, hopeful people listening to the radio in silence, the throwing of vegetables, and then the utter hush as the rail runs in. Gonna run that a few times! 120
Nick Capodice @capodice.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Oh my GOD!!!!! The absolute dent on that right flipper! My old buddy in Chicago remembers driving with his dad, hearing Frankenstein on the radio, and the dad quietly says "DJ must have had to take a shit." 010