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A Freeze/Bane sandwich

Not got that far yet but there’s so much. The rubber butts at the start, the Bane transformation (the muscle inflation), the Bane luchador Lycra/mask, the intox-hypno/mind control, the freeze-ray statues, the oiled muscle man slaves in leather loin cloths, the slime pool…

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 12h

It’ll be like Pride, for everyone, on crack.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 12h

I’m just gonna say it, the hottest Batman is ‘Batman & Robin’ Kitschy, kinky, camp - what more could you want?

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 13h

I am, but you make it look better - of course.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 14h

Thanks. A find from Vinted. Some speedos in the style of Dotty Diapers unicorn prints.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 15h

I worry that CEOs are in their Cave Johnson Era. They got there by a literal ounce of something and a large trust fund + corruption and they have this kind of cocaine-based understanding of AI: youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM

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Typography | Cave Johnson Lemons

YouTube video by Ignis

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 15h

Thanks. They a touch snug so good motivation to drop some waistline inches.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 15h

Not sure if you can make out Solockotober Day 8 under the new leather, so have a butt shot too.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 15h

Still a little locked for Solocktober Day 9

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 16h

Not feeling it today, which is problematic as I need to get stuff done!

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 17h

Glad it’s not just me then 🤦

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 18h

I can’t get the tapes to land right on these. Seem to be way to far out to hit the landing zone.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 18h

Contemplating unlocking fetishes in the local kids by putting an inflatable cauldron filled with bagged Haribo and gunge on Halloween. They want a treat, they have to reach in. They leave with sweets and future fetishes 😈

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 18h

Here is your one attention: 🎟️

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 18h

If you let your hands slide down the haft as you swing down, you’ve already can get more power in your split. #woodSkills

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 18h

Imagine it with condoms at an orgy 🤭

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 18h

That explains where they’ve all gone! They’re all lurking in ball pits!!!

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah, get on the mailing list and wait on them accepting orders, I think that’s the way.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It was ordered a while back, and then they completed the manufacture recently.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Can confirm, is comfy @squeakittytoys.bsky.social (Obviously NEVER <ever> sleep with an inflatable collar around your necks people, that’s incredibly dangerous! I was posing for a photo!)

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Recieved an email from the mother on one of the young actors today; letting us know how much they are enjoying rehearsals, how they are sad on the days when they aren’t called to rehearse and never sees ‘finishing 5 minutes early’ as a good thing. 🥰

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Can I call it bulking if I’ve been eating sweets and not going to a gym?

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Snuzzle my face in that saddle

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Solocktober Days 6 & 7 (because day 6 was another crisis day for me)

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Can I sniffy-lick first? 👅 🤤 🫠

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fuck meta. Don’t let them have your content, post teasers that point people elsewhere. Be subversive. Use their model against them - you sexy, shiny, bound up sauce-pot 🫠

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There are some Lorcana cards that could use this treatment •cough• Young Triton •cough•

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You have to love that the “Space Live” stream of Earth uses the given name.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can try to make it hard and humpy 👉 👈 👉👈

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I may have browsed past it. I had one once, wore it on that trip to Thorpe we did all those year ago 🤭

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’ve had to stop looking. I need to get some more bits listed before I can go at it again.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mean I’m a delightfully good boy so the wooden spoon wouldn’t be necessary 👉 👈 👉👈

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yup. Gratuitous sale treat from a while ago finally arrived.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This has happened to venues in the UK consistently for months and months and months. Across Facebook, across Instagram. Meta’s attempted erasure of the LGBTQI+ community is active and illegal in many countries, as is then inconsistent application of their “community guidelines”. #FuckMeta

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