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@squeakittytoys.bsky.social also gets the honour of being the first sticker on my new iPad case 🥰

Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 10h

www.instagram.com/reel/Dd94ops... This is what happens when you put STRAIGHT WHITE MEN in charge, they get scared of being ‘the female docking port in space’. Call it a ‘butt hole port’. Everyone has a butt hole. Then the first one to make a ‘male’ port is gay. Checkmate. Next ACTUAL problem.

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 01/10/2026

I will be selling this Saturday at Manchester leather weekend! Free kink market (no ticket needed) at cruz101! Come buy stuff! I’ll have some mini figures, enamel pins and my new Christmas cards! spacepupsilver.com

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Lycan 🐺 (OC 11/5-11/9 ✈️) @calycan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Coffee and cock and look, a new color!

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HazHarlan @hazharlan.bsky.social · 22h

Let me drag these sweaty Canadian nuts across your face pls 🥰 #gay

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just bumped into one of my high school friends when I popped to the Lego store. This is remarkable as I’ve maybe got 3-5 actual friends from High School and we’ve seen each other maybe 3-5 times in 25 years! But it was so fucking lovely to see her and catch up.

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brobuttsbro @brobuttsbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stroke huff and smoke for boy butt bro Get lost in their big round globes and pretty pink holes DM me for the full 10 min video 💸 thisvid.com/videos/butt-...

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BUTT BATOR 2 - ThisVid.com

Stroke huff and smoke for boy butt bro Get lost in their big round globes and pretty pink holes. Free male butts porn on ThisVid tube.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Had a lovely tentacle-up-m’-butt, Bator audio, slow wank earlier. Ready for a nap now, and it’s only 8:45am

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Weird dream featuring Felicia Day inspiring a very weird TTRPG set of thoughts that are quickly becoming a set of ideas.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let’s see if we can’t try and unfuck my head a bit

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Morning guys! How are we doing?

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In other new I measured my waist today and that needs to get smaller!

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Would the DC universe be a better place if Bruce Wayne could afford some decent therapy?

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you’re in, you’re in (even if you need to slip out for a moment). You do your time your way.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, I just had an accident on the @twinkx-official.bsky.social website 🤦 Whoopsie!

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I may have done too much stuff the last few days #PEM #crash #catIntervention

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I didn’t need to buy a new folio case for my iPad, Apple replaced it (because they’re awesome) so I went to the Lego store on my way out instead. 🤭

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

New (50% linen) pillow cases ✅ New (50% linen) duvet cover ✅ New woollen duvet ✅ Desperate for bed time 💯!

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oohhhh…do I be daring and wear Lycra to go and look at rubber?

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tempted to go to the @invinciblerubber.bsky.social open day today for no good reason other than to get out of the house. Big risk of spending money though.

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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Another day of needing to feel smol and cozy and not getting to feel either. Sigh.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Stop looking at cute guys and get me some food, bitch!

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I need snuggles. Plenty thereof.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me watching the “decadent orgy” in ‘Fall of house of Usher’. Boob, boob, boob, soft peen, same soft peen, didn’t he get them all viagra? Disappointing men’s underwear, disappointing men’s underwear, no fetishwear, straight couple, straight couple, straight couple, seriously no actual moresomes

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yesterday, thinks to myself: •I need to cut my toe nails• This morning: •Catches my big toe nail with my heel and tears it backwards•

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Mr. Shark: I'm Having A Baby!

ALT: Mr. Shark: I'm Having A Baby!

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sweet Jesus I have felt like someone has beaten me up today by bashing my head between two frying pans. No reason for this, just the general fatigueiness being irrationally unkind, and it’s vile.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Does anyone else on methylphenidate get a big surge of the snugglies when their morning dose hits? Literally it’s like a movie love spell. Either I’ll miss someone & need to message them immediately, or I’ll have the overwhelming urge to be snuggles with a guy, or a butt, or a doggo & just be fuzzy.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You put on any series on Netflix and there’s some kind of lesbian kiss or relationship in it, which is great for the lesbians out there other than it very much feels like the hetero men are still fetishising them rather than writing/directing stories with genuine characters…

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Signed off work for a month. Currently depression browsing the Rub Addiction website.

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⚡ Thunderpup 🍼 🔜 BFC @baby.thunderpup.dog · 19/09/2026

I was in the book store and thought of you 🐕🧠

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The cat has better cookware than I do.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I need a way to earn a living, whilst being a broken egg of a human, that doesn’t make me feel like an utterly useless and wasteful wreck.

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So, I’ve taken a few days off work because I was feeling viral-y (labyrinthine, temperate, exhausted, nauseated) & I have fatigue crashed SO HARD. But how do I even tell work that I have CF-crashed? What’s the language for that without sounding like a useless, weak, pathetic lump of failure (again).

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Official Statement from Gary the Gerbil: “I’m thrilled to join the FBI after vile, Hollywood rumours in the mid-80s led to being on the ‘other side’ of a beastality conviction. I was forced into it, literally. I hope to be Director one day, once my mASSive crypto donations clear.”

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Extra Sausage @wadewolfgar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Nothing like feeling your dad's cock fill up your hole, and then returning the favour with a load in his furry ass. Some more Dad/Son roleplay with this sexy muscle bear 🐻 @wolfgangfultz.bsky.social

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

•In the voice of Morph• So, to review, the convicted felon & rapist President of the USA who wants to deport the sex pests has now demanded that the rules barring those convicted of crimes around prostitution & beastiality from joining the FBI be lifted. Can you hear the irony screaming?

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X-men X-men 97

ALT: X-men X-men 97

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Captain Kink @capnkink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The lumps inside my eyelids (because where else would I get them‽) have healed 🥳 And here are my new specs.

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