Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026On the one hand, cautiously optimistic. On the other, inject this into my veins RIGHT F’N NOW!! 😳 020
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026That first head splatter… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TokyoGorePolicestatic.klipy.comMorty: You Son Of A Bitch I'm InALT: Morty: You Son Of A Bitch I'm In 051
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Joe Bob’s Drive-In totals for this film just gave at least 17 burgeoning punk bands their new names. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TokyoGorePolice 071
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yeah… she ain’t getting that deposit back… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave 071
Reposted by Alex Cosmo CarrollCarl Of Cthulhu @carlofcthulhu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SavageSummer 0132
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I can only hope he cuts his own dick off on the bike ride over. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave 041
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Guy in the next booth is furiously trying to signal the waitress for the check… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave 081
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Much like another character who can’t see without their glasses, I hope he gets swarmed and stung to death by bees. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave 061
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Picked the wrong time to quit drinking. Jesus, this is brutal to watch. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGravestatic.klipy.comMorty's Scared ReactionALT: Morty's Scared Reaction 071
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026That harmonica riffing is a little too close to the one in the preshow… so that’s going to negatively trigger some memories watching the next special… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave 051
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Nowadays, if you want this kind of harassment, you just have to log onto Twitter. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave 031
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Remember ladies: Always choose the bear. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social 072
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ready for #TheLastDriveIn! #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave 042
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Funny that this is essentially what the original Xbox One was going to do before the gaming community got up in arms and Microsoft walked it all the way back. But now that Sony is going with an even worse idea, NOW everyone’s on board with it. 010
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Doctor Cyclops walked so Honey, I Shrunk the Kids could fly. #Svengoolie #DoctorCyclops 020
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Just…uh… casually handling all that radioactive materials, huh? #Svengoolie #DoctorCyclops 050
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026If you took a shot every time you heard a character say Doctor Thorkell, I’m sorry that you’re now dead. #svengoolie #DoctorCyclops 090
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026That’s strange. Pop culture taught me the dystopia would have more neon lighting… 010
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I really hope it’s the marketing that’s failing Evil Dead Burn and not the film itself. Poster looks like a copy of Drag Me to Hell, and the trailer is cut to make this look SO similar to the Fede Alvarez remake. Really hoping for a fresh take on the concept. My enthusiasm keeps being diminished. 100
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Aww… Mr. Wicky is eepy. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Oddity 0152
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Now I want a team up movie with Wally and Mr. Wickey like they were Rocket Raccoon & Groot. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Oddity 051
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Oddity is SO GOOD! Excited to watch it again with the #MutantFam! #TheLastDriveIn 141
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Wait. So the secret weapon is a Temu Hovitos Fertility Idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex 031
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Men can totally be witches! They’re called Manwiches… 🤪 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social 041
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I’m more terrified of this guy’s brows than of the creature… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawheadRex 1151
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026“YOU DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL!!” Ok, buddy, not like other folks haven’t lost family members to this thing, but sure. Make it about YOU. Typical American tourist. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex 061
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Oh no!!! That poor copy of Secret Wars II!! Oh, and I guess the kid getting attacked was bad too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex 051
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Ok, credit where credit’s due. That was a great scream. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex 041
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026This account is now a Wally fan account. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex 0324
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Pub’s name is The Tall Man and suddenly my feed is filled with gifs of Angus Scrimm. I love this fam. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawheadRex 071
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026We’re going to get halfway through the flick and they’re still singing Hallelujah… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex 051
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Repeated AI usage smoothing your brain isn’t a bug. It’s a feature. 020
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026So that is what it would look like if Joe Spinell starred in the floor show at the end of Rocky Horror Picture Show. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheLastHorrorFilm 081
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Oh good. Let’s cut away from the Resident Evil style chaos happening in town to this boring ass house. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahofEvil 161
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026This is the point of the car ride I am tucking my head down and rolling right the fuck out that moving truck. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahOfEvil 191
Reposted by Alex Cosmo Carroll𓆲 𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𓊝 @unicornteeth.bsky.social · 07/03/2026"I called the exterminator, but he didn't understand when I explained that the pest I was dealing with was a polycule." #TheLastDriveIn #MessiahOfEvil 082
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE FOLKS WHO WROTE THIS WROTE INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM?!?! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahOfEvil 2111
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Opening myself up to giving Messiah of Evil another chance. It’s a film I struggled with… until it hit a scene that was AMAZING, then back to struggling, repeat two more times. Maybe a second viewing will be better. In Joe Bob I trust. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam 071
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I know the world doesn't make a whole lot of sense right now, but look. Here's the thing... 010
Reposted by Alex Cosmo CarrollBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails 381964367
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026That’s how I feel about talking to people in public too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheInnkeepers 071
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Yeah. Probably how my birthday party’s gonna end this year too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill 011
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026“You see, they’re loaded.” “WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!” #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill 061
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Or DO if you’re indifferent to her and you know she put you in the will. 020
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Two minutes into this search I’d be screaming from the melted wax on my hand. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill 021
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026And uh… you still have all the acid in there Pritchard? Never thought about draining that sucker? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill 221
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Feel like there’s far too many people these days who are practiced in Gaslighting Fu… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill 031
Alex Cosmo Carroll @capncosmo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026youtu.beSlip AwayYouTube video by David Bowie - Topic 000
