iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sometimes the lion does get a little concerned about the opinions of sheep. Sometimes those opinions are baffling and concerning.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Worm simulator 😭 that’s so true because why are yall wiggling around down there in the dirt that’s not where humans go.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do cave divers do that. Why do they do that. I could never. Why are you squeezing yourself down a hole you can’t fit in. Stop that.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Would you like to use the AI assistant?” I want to trap your AI assistant in a digital space on an external hard drive and fling it into the cosmos.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you’re not making soup with me then you’re making soup against me.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Right? I like to think it makes a very satisfying “pmmpfff” sound when I kick it

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s just that standing still is very weird 😭 I immediately think you hate the music but I definitely get it. I can’t help but move even if I’m in the very back

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m a firm believer that music is a body experience as well as auditory and I find it so weird when people just stand not moving at a concert like are you okay??

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everytime I see this little fucker I want to punt it into the moon.

A picture of some weird furry thing that is supposed to look adorable with a smile and it says meet Miss your new personal AI agent

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One smooch per boo-boo is best I can do. No ask for more.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At this point I’m playing Russian roulette with my food.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If being a woman has taught me anything it’s that we are more than willing to sacrifice our comfort for an outfit lol

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My cousins wedding party is Lord of the Rings themed. On a scale of 1-10 how appropriate would it be to show up as the Witch King of Angmar??

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t have to be pretty the same way you’re pretty to be considered pretty

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m either going to respond to messages with short answers or the most incoherent ramblings that I truly find hilarious and the person I’m answering certainly does not and there is no in between

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeah I’ve tried doing this too but it gets old really fast then I’m right back where I started lol it does at least come in handy when I’m really struggling. I ended up eating a frozen breakfast sandwhich which I’ve had four times this week. 🙃 a meal is a meal I guess.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s literally a curse. Stay strong 😔✊🏼

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having adhd means that because I can’t decide on what to eat for breakfast (decision paralysis) I won’t eat and you can imagine how annoying that is cause I’m really hungry 🫩

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wish dating was easier like I just want someone to eat food with, go to concerts with, go book shopping with and then we also watch movies and shows together and we have parellel play and we also do our own thing without each other and no one, NO ONE, makes me go fucking hiking.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think if I could hibernate the way a bear does it would actually fix my life

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Felt a breeze this morning in Texas so now I gotta dig my jackets out of storage I guess

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That’s my emotional support maladaptive daydream.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s kind of crazy but I literally only get anything done because I have insomnia and will do it at 1am.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I already know I’m going to be sobbing. I’m so excited!

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have been religiously checking for resale tickets for weeks and I finally got one. Crying, screaming, throwing up that it was available because it was this or two front row tickets at $2500 which is EGREGIOUS.

A picture from a website showing a completed check out where tickets for a Hayley Williams Concert have been confirmed purchased

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Looking at pictures of my friend like they’re my dead wife after spending the weekend with them and just reminiscing.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If there is no pet at your house party then I don’t know what I’m doing here

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Showering without me?” Asks the eldritch horror haunting my bathroom sink. “Go back down the drain you freak.” I respond.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I gotta give props to speed runners because my attention span has me spending hours on silly things in a game. I can’t imagine focusing long enough to ignore side quests.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s honestly so weird to me. If they don’t like games and they don’t want their partner to play games that’s their preference and they can have that but bashing people who do play video games as childish and weird is honestly so annoying. I’ll be playing games until I’m 80 idc.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 04/09/2026