facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 13/10/2026both wingers played lost and hapless in their possession, attacks and crossings until the first goal and substitutions brought the scoreline and game into comfort 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 13/10/2026he is so desperate for any type of percieved victory but doesnt know that for diplomacy to work, the arbitrator can't be a distrustful fucking idiot who behaves so belligerent 030
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 13/10/2026when they went hard on the purple with the logo redesign way back, they announced that certain foods make the fusion fun, affordable and without shame 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 13/10/2026omg, how inhumane, to hell with trade, give those half clothed shivering and hungry natives some hoodies or blankets for christ sake...show 'em the no shoes, no shirt, no hanguns sign 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 12/10/2026polls are evenly split with maga liking the emperor's new clothes, indies not impressed and watching baseball instead, and dems uniformly believing that the gop cult leader is fucking nuts...a big purple mess 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 11/10/2026no, that would imply some reciprocal loyalty in return and he isnt smart or principled enough for that, he will lie, cheat and steal because he honestly believes he is untouchable and other bad actors will use his corruption to advance their own 011
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 10/10/2026who would have guessed that the stupid pushup guy that loses wars would be someone that regularly misses leg day...winning 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 10/10/2026science blaming lets you data stack variables and legitimate excuses while weighting for plausible deniability into a robust defense assuming you control for sample size and known bias...and like tax cheating, never round numbers 010
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 10/10/2026no, maga showed up for the party but was never the responsible steward of recovery, and when money became the real issue and owning the libs didnt bring any value, the party was spoiled and they seem to be moving on...weak values are like weak anchors, some people just drift 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 10/10/2026my biggest fear of traveling back in time is violating the cardinal rule of space-time insertion sequencing as we were properly taught during starfleet academy's 'how to fit in' remote classwork...forgetting a period correct hat 010
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 10/10/2026true, we've never had a president with a cool hobby that could teach us common constituents the concept of food love, social tolerance, and if you get me around a good sri lankan kottu roti, gluttony, all the sins, all the sensory overloads but in sensible portion sizes of course 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 10/10/2026at what point will trump, jd and the dumb push up guy threaten ukraine for continuing to blow up orc strategic fuel and energy assets while putin buys more drones to target civilians with trumps blood money 011
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 10/10/2026it wont do shit to make an immediate effect, and certainly not in 3 weeks, once the midterms are over and he no longer has a compliant and corrupt congress, he will get more desperate and reckless...he now holds a weak and losing hand 010
Reposted by facto_tom 😎Shockratees @thatshockratees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every single banner, monument, etc. for himself is just a giant piñata for us to crush at the party when It Happens. 191
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 07/10/2026yes, but he said his pac would reimburse (it's like an iou but only from the govt to pay) and his word is like gold, so don't get bent out of shape when he accidently signs checks from the public account, actually...the taxpayers should be reimbursing him for his time and effort, nevermind 030
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 07/10/2026wow...isnt that a big number, maybe someone should ask the push up guy to explain how the US can better defend taxpayer assets, or better yet, go ask the ukrainians how to warfight against russian/iranian systems killing US troops since that's who we are now fighting 030
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 07/10/2026wow...senator you are an amazing public leader and true humanitarian for taking your time during the busy campaign season when you could be out fundraising but would rather play puzzle time at mitch mcconnel's nursing home office party with that dear maine church lady who isnt far behind, bless you 020
Reposted by facto_tom 😎The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 07/10/2026The Trump Dividend — A cartoon by Michael de Adder 112030
Reposted by facto_tom 😎Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574216304218
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 06/10/2026that's a type of smelling hobby that i didnt know was out there 010
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 05/10/2026is the fungal apocalypse the one related to the alien seeding attack where it preserves all life except human, or the one where mother earth fights back and basically gets rid of most, but not all humans 100
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 05/10/2026what i like about the stones is the already 'finalists order' of their appearance ranking: 1st place: it's cut and polished! 2nd place: it's shaped! 3rd place: it's a rock...just a rock, nothing fancy, looks similar to the other rocks handed out as participation trophies to the all losers 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 04/10/2026they only keep the kicking game part because it gives the emerging european market something stupid and trivial to connect with while they are getting shitfaced...like soccer 010
Reposted by facto_tom 😎Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 262185664909
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 02/10/2026we finally get an office, and it's the smallest of all the units on the block, doesn't have a second story, and there is not one single fuckin blade of grass to touch during breaks and frequent bluesky website outages...well, i hope at least the basement is creepystatic.klipy.comWalking Down Basement StairsALT: Walking Down Basement Stairs 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 01/10/2026good consistency and balance is never underated for flavor paradestatic.klipy.comHarley Quinn Says Puddin'!ALT: Harley Quinn Says Puddin'! 010
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 01/10/2026maga hubris in full display but it also points to his own staff being too stupid or too afraid to protect their dumbass boss from political embarrassment...winning 010
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comCowboy Rapid Fire ShootingALT: Cowboy Rapid Fire Shooting 010
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 30/09/2026unlike military bases, these far off locations don't have the same air defense cover but long- and medium-range precision strikes by the ukes at greater scale and accuracy this past year is becoming a real problem for the orcs 070
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 30/09/2026i'm just gonna hang here in your lobby and just read bad takes on what #5 should be... 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 30/09/2026he and his maga 'stolen valor' boys should stop sniffing jock straps and really take a fresh and very deep look into the ukrainian military in how they are winning, just like the lessons of wwii...citizen soldiers in all shapes and sizes win wars, infantry wins the battles, both are necessarystatic.klipy.comGomer Pyle Usmc Sergeant CarterALT: Gomer Pyle Usmc Sergeant Carter 012
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 30/09/2026he and his maga 'stolen valor' boys should stop sniffing jock straps and really take a fresh and very deep look into the ukrainian military in how they are winning, just like the lessons of wwii...citizen soldiers in all shapes and sizes win wars, infantry wins the battles, both are necessarystatic.klipy.comGomer Pyle Usmc Sergeant CarterALT: Gomer Pyle Usmc Sergeant Carter 020
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 28/09/2026how does this possibly help, breaking this late reeks of campaign desperation and the timing points to a shallowness of personal values...now it's suddenly wrong? 000
Reposted by facto_tom 😎Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Pope can’t resist his pizza. 516110761892
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 27/09/2026he is so lucky the electric nazi batteries didn't shock him, he is also so lucky that sharks with frick'en lasers didn't exploit the flooding and come and eat him...i bet only smart people know the best way to go with that stark choice 040
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 27/09/2026is this like that dude with the cat...it can be both until I decide? 000
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 27/09/2026fortunately a ragtag team of disgraced agents known as the slow horses thwarted the operation... 51323
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 27/09/2026so true, the amount of carpetbagging maga rejects that are running in swfl local, state and fed races alone gives this place a real hell's waiting room vibe when you throw in the elderly midwest shit head snow birds who also 'live' down here. 030
Reposted by facto_tom 😎Jarvis Googoo @jarvisgoogoo.com · 24/09/2026Amazing editorial cartoon by @mackinnonart.bsky.social 😃 23816279
facto_tom 😎 @capeland.net · 24/09/2026there is something shaksperian and german in the rich irony and search for words that express the current condition and watching maga fail simple roman lessons on rulership...everything trump touches dies 092