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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One thing I wish more people talked about in the context of Marvel's Wolverine reviews is that Sony has exclusivity deal on solo X-Men games until 2036, and I really don't want 10 more years of that..
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
They finally made one of those "but it's a modern game" parody videos into an actual game!
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Zelda But Its A Modern Game (Forest Temple) 🗣️🎙️
YouTube video by Dexter Manning
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I feel like if there's something beyond retro, it makes sense to have something after it, before we get to the newest thing y'know. For me retro always followed by modern and contemporary periods of gaming. After all we're still living in an era of gaming kick-started by a PS3 game (Destiny)
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
retro is an era, not just something old. You wouldn't call Mona Lisa retro 🤧
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
That "Every Pokémon is someone's favourite" website makes me feel something weird because why do all the other Impidimp fans talk exactly like me?
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CrossCode is working like MMO propaganda on me right now. Ever since I started this game, I've wanted nothing more than to play a good MMORPG with friends like in the good old days, except I know that none of them will hit the same..
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Currently in the stage of mania where you *really* enjoy Pitbull songs
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
depression leaving my body due to prospects of Buck Bumble news
3D illustration showing a glowing, blue spirit out of a physical human body
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
There are Switch 1 USB-C joy-con alternatives that have the same issues because they're recognised as pro controllers. Something like Splatoon was pretty much impossible to play with them because of this. I hope in future updates there will be option to pick and choose games for Boost Mode
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Went through their replies on Twitter so I'm a bit hopeful now, but I find it strange that they never officially responded with a proper post about save corruption after telling people that there won't be any patches in the support. Would definitely help with all the articles repeating the statement
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I would spend so much more time on Nintendo Classics apps if you could disable them. They're especially annoying with OLED Switch because of how bright they are + additional stress over the screen life.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Tbf the screen size on the right is identical to what it will be in Castlevania Collection if you turn the Pixel Perfect option on. I assume game here runs at 1440x960 which would be 6x integer scaling of original GBA resolution, so it's not about the borders (I still hate them tho...)
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Is this about the effect their music has on people? Because now I feel like there's something wrong with me for finding Will Wood's songs good/helpful 😭
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
People don't usually mean it in this way, but Dragon Quest VII Reimagined might actually be the first ever remake that truly looks "soulless". Like if I have to point my finger on someone who has no soul, the MC here is exactly the reference I have in my head.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Am I looking too much into it or does this Anthem mention feels tad passive aggressive? Even though Casey was the one pitching the game in a way executives wanted to hear, he wasn't director on it and only spend a pretty short time as an executive producer.
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 09/12/2025
Can they take it off
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Your brain asking "do I hear an encore"
You saying "shut the fuck up holy hell"
Brain "right about now it's time to rock with the bickity Buck Bumble"
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We used to call any release like this a "Definitive Edition" and Berseria definitely deserves one (especially since it's not on Switch), but there's nothing remastered about this one I'm also annoyed by this because the term "Remaster" is already ruined for many people and this makes things worse
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Wandering Sword is one of my favourite games of the last few years, it has some problems with things like UI and Controls, but other than that a very nice experience.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Calling my playstyle "A little while" aka "I can only play during smoke breaks at work"
Play activity list for Xenoblade Chronicles 3 with most days on the list having less than 15 minutes played.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
That said I still really want a proper Bloodlines successor and I understand why so many people are mad about this game not being that. As someone who pre-ordered it day one all the way back in 2019 it's definitely not what I expected back then.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Played a few hours of Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 and honestly tech stuff aside it's a pretty decent game, especially if you don't expect it to be anything like the first one. It won't scratch the same itch as VTMB, but I think I'll enjoy it overall
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Play Sleeping Dogs
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Damn, I enjoyed the concept of El Ciclo back in the day, plus its design was heavily inspired by one of my favourite architects so this feels like a personal blow...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I'm already very pessimistic about the global adoption of Unreal Engine, as I think it's being used as a way to devalue the long-term employees of companies that previously worked with proprietary engines by making them easily replaceable, but the performance analysis videos certainly aren't helping
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The only thing I like about wplace so far is that it exposed me to a huge number of Splatoon nerds that apparently live in my area. Obviously there's also a chance that they just picked a random Ukrainian city in the middle of nowhere to draw their OCs in, and that's somehow even weirder...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Finally got to play Devil Survivor, and I swear internet slang ruined so many older things for me...
Dialogue from the game Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor (1 out of 2)

Atsuro: That's the girl from last night! She seemed weird then, but she's kinda cute, huh?

Protagonist: Not THAT cute.Dialogue from the game Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor (2 out of 2)

Yuzu: C'mon, you guys... what's all the whispering about? You two are such goons...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
If I had to guess they're targeting erotic games that use disclaimers how "it's all a roleplay and everyone in this story is 18+" while characters are obviously meant to be minors. And I don't even think it's a bad idea, but it's so poorly written I doubt it'll be used for anything good
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
ESRB rating... Hoped you guys being UK based means my Switch collection is safe from looking awkward with spine text being all over the place 😓
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I obviously haven't finished it yet and there's a chance of it falling apart down the line, but based on things I've read it shouldn't be the case.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Randomly picked up Caligula Effect 2 a few weeks ago and I'm so confused by how practically no one talks about this JRPG. Extremely unique combat, really progressive themes with a great cast of characters and amazing music. You would expect people to talk about it as much as they do with E33...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Still massively prefer Bluesky over Twitter, but god every time I open any big post on here the comments are always full of people with the worst case of "bean souping" and this just makes me not want to use it :/ That one screenshot of a post encouraging people to read books still haunts me...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Had to stop taking antidepressants without gradually decreasing the dose due to financial problems and now I feel like a baby that doesn't know how to walk, probably the worst case of vertigo and imbalance I ever experienced. I expected it to be bad, but not in this way lol
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My 2025 in gaming so far, I started tons of games this year, but barely finished any, so it's kinda embarrassing (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠;⁠)
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Doing my best to dodge Mount & Blade nowadays because I know it will consume me... I remember back in the day it was THE game in my area, everyone would have their own bootleg disk with some modpack they would trade with other people so I feel like I spent 1000s of hours on it overall.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I genuinely feel like this might kill the game. Even Nintendo aren't going $80 for all of their games for now. The Outer Worlds 2 looks amazing from everything I've seen and I'm extremely excited about it, but I'm not sure if many people are willing to buy it at this price
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Not sure what to think about Geoff Keighley hyping up 3 games made with Gazprom money during SGF yesterday. Just feels kinda yucky :/
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Definitely waiting for some brighter colour option, hopefully light grey or white. Honestly getting really tired of all the black consoles...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 at its concept feels a lot like a Monolith Soft game. Only a couple of hours in, but it really reminds me of Xenoblade Chronicles 3. The whole Gommage thing even sounds like something straight from that world. Really excited to see more of this game.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Oblivion Remaster is pretty good so far, feels like a huge graphical modpack you would see for Skyrim, bad UI and all. There are some weird graphical problems (mostly with reflections), but overall it's a really nice upgrade and I hope it makes more people check out one of my favourite games.
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This huge banner at the top was made specifically to annoy people like me. It physically pains me to look at it ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Calling myself an Insider now! #MarioKart
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Finally, Lego God of War Adventures!
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Star Ocean 4 made multiple who watched me play this game leave during some Lymle moments just from how weird they were, making everyone uncomfortable, so honestly fair. I hope everyone involved in the writing of this character is in prison now...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Still my favourite Zelda game and I'm totally not biased by it being my first...
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Eh, we get plenty of games using patents of big companies and this rarely leads anywhere. I still think that the main reason we don't see similar systems is bc they fit really small amount of games and add nothing but dev time Even its creators seemingly had troubles implementing it in the WW game
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I hope one day people will realize that this system wouldn't work/benefit in 99% of games and this patent doesn't stop you from doing something really similar. Because I'm so tired of everyone acting like them patenting Nemesis killed progress in gaming or something..
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cape @capecodder.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Always had mixed feelings about Octopath games, they look nice and I see them being praised all the time, but for me character/companion interactions are one of the most important aspects in JRPGs and when it comes to this OT2 is nowhere near something like Chrono Trigger which is a shame..
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