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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Battery life is #1, but also very interested in the build quality since ultra will be a higher price point. How do the keyboard and trackpad feel to use? What’s the weight like?
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is going to sound odd, but it’s Teams for AI
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As the Tralfamadorians say, “So it goes”
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kill la Kill is so good
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It won’t ruin your life, but could ruin your wallet? If you can resist the urge to drop major cash on it , it’s a great game to play with friends!
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Welp, I love the other three albums you have here, so it looks like I need to check out Rabbit Habits!
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good luck! 🍀
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Reactor: Online Sensors: Online Weapons: Online Cowboy Hat: Online All systems nominal
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Kung Pow: Birdie, Birdie, Birdie
Alt: Footage from the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist where Evil Betty is looking at a scroll painted with traditional Japanese cranes and saying “Birdie, Birdie, Birdie”.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hey, I’ve been there before! The flight takes a while but it is worth it. Safe travels to you, and have a great time!
Large image on the wall of the airport showing Princess Rosalina and Princess Daisy holding a letter that says “Welcome fo Japan”.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
An image that says “Object permanence, the knowledge that objects continue to exist when you are not presently acting on them or sensing them”. It then shows two images side-by-side. In the left picture, a small toddler plays looks at a blue stuffed animal. In the right picture, a hand has placed a piece of paper between the child and the toy, and the child faces the camera instead of the toy.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The proudest I’ve been of America in years is watching @electrolemon.bsky.social compete on Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee (even though he disowns us, which.. fair, tbh)
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
In light of AI recreations of people, I propose the DNDR - a medical directive stating “Do Not Digitally Revive”.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Drag him through the garden
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Lou Wilson fans are eating good tonight!
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Lou Wilson in CollegeHumor's Game Changer
Alt: Lou Wilson in Dropout TV’s Game Changer smiling and pretending to be at bat and then swinging the bat to hit a ball. His expression turns to surprise after he hits the ball and he points to where it is going off into the distance.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy birthday to you! 🎉 🎂 🎈
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🎼 Gimme My Points Big Dog! 🎶
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wow! I would say that I’m agog to learn that, but I guess I’m actually flabbergasted??
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a man is holding onto a pole and says `` that 's impossible '' .
Alt: Gif of Luke Skywalker, injured and holding onto a pole saying “No. That’s not true. That’s impossible”. Meant as a joke that about learning the real definition of ‘agog’.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I love that Ultros! Really captures his personality.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
What is the dip? Like a sauce or more cheese?
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A little voice inside my head said, “Don't whoop back, you can never whoop back”
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Backed! Thank you for reminding me!
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Done.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yes! I thought I was clicking something that was causing them to suddenly play but haven’t been able to figure out what.
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Mary (geographile) @geographile.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
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Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
For those curious, the bizarre movie is “Repo Man”. Full list of movies here:
Picture showing a poster displayed on easel. The poster says “New Years Day Movie Marathon curated by Paul Thomas Anderson. 9am - 11am Repo Man. 11am - 1am Casablanca. 1:30pm - 4:30pm Barry Lyndon. 5pm - 8pm Casino. 8:30 - 10:30pm Birdcage. 11pm - 1am Father of the Bride”.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Lemon pig! 🍋 🐷 ❗️
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
There’s always vtubing!
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pan-Tone Deaf
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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a man singing into a microphone with the words werewolves of london behind him
Alt: Warren Zevon singing playing piano and singing into a microphone with the words “Awooo, Werewolves of London” appearing below him.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
“You got it”!! 🎸
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Sounds like a fun project! Gotta say, I’m still partial to “It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)”, but to each their own. 🤘
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Bro could have at least used sculpt spell to protect the homies smh
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Love that episode of SU! We say “You know… my guys?” and “just the bits, please!” to each other all the time.
Still image from the Steven Universe cartoon. Steven holds a small figurine up to Amethyst, one of his fellow Crystal Gems who is purple with white hair. Amethyst has her feet up and is leaning back with her arms behind her head looking at Steven. The text at the bottom reads “Steven: Ranger Guy. One of my Guys. You know… Guys?” In the story, Guys is an acronym for Guys Under Your Supervision and they are collectible action figures that you can get from capsule dispensers.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This is incredible! Well done!
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I think it’s from this: www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
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Fentanyl peddler sobs as she's arrested by ICE for illegal reentry into US
ICE agents were reportedly tipped off by a confidential source who provided Virginia Basora-Gonzalez's place of work and schedule, court documents show
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Fun fact about this video: “Mehndi claims his music was often criticized for only being popular due to the abundance of beautiful, dancing women in his videos. The singer responded by creating a video that featured nobody but himself.”
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Tunak Tunak Tun - Wikipedia
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 08/10/2025
If you are a federal worker, there are several credit unions and other financial institutions that are offering zero interest loans during the government shutdown. Please go to my website for more information: www.sanders.senate.gov/resources-fo...
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Agreed! At least at the end of the day you can take some medicine and sleep, but at the beginning of the day you’re stuck with it. 😞 Hope you feel better soon! ❤️‍🩹
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I was shocked by that during the episode! I had no idea they only considered it a consonant! How does that account for words like “why” that would have no vowels in that situation? Wild.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Oh wow, that’s so cool! I’m still trying to get a basic mantyke but shiny Mew and shiny Clodsire are both so pretty!
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
When my friends hear that I finally got that apartment in Tokyo-3
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a girl in a red jacket says congratulations while holding a key
Alt: A clip of various characters applauding and saying congratulations from Neon Genesis Evangelion. If you saw this before when the gif wasn’t working - no you didn’t
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
“Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteri...
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Betteridge's law of headlines - Wikipedia
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Yes, I promise. I will wait as long as it takes. Thank you for everything!
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
🎉 🎉 🎉
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Screenshot from X of a tweet by @KatieDippold saying “Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend’s house had more of a grown ups drinking win vibe”. Below is a picture of a person in black attire and top hat with white face paint in the background of a picture of several people in a home with a bottle of wine in front of one. They look very out of place. The white and black makeup resembles Bruce the dog in coloration.
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Chris @capatton.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
For anyone interested, these can be found on the artist’s tumblr- magicalgametime.com. Many of them have minor animations that lend to the charm as well, for example: magicalgametime.com/post/1971834...
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I'll stop when I've saved the world and fallen in love.
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