Cants @cants.bsky.social · 09/01/2026He just rang and said he's not talking to you until you clean your black bin 100
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I love it when people refuse to let people (me) merge. You petty little bald bastard, fair play. 190
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025He needed quietly fucking off in the summer and we could reinvest. Instead he got told we needed him, the manager sealed his fate right then 110
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Remember when Liverpool were a goal down and Gerrard would start Hollywood passing it in the last ten minutes? Bruno plays like that from the first minute, every week. 100 million we lost on that bastard 1101
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Not overreacting but that Portuguese bastard wants tipping in the canal 460
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Anyway, podcast coming next month. It's just me and @rondellehobbs.bsky.social sat in a Toby carvery slagging people off, so don't get carried away 1111
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I'd love to water cannon Tommy Robinson, imagine how far he'd go 3321
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Just wanna be sat in Cascais, half cut listening to Simon and Garfunkel 240
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 11/09/2025But he's got kids! They'll be better people without that poisonous wanker in their lives 280
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025It's weird how it's still getting away with it. Most animals have right but horses? Make them run, make them dance 320
