Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Straight men desperately need to read more smut. Some of them see one boilerplate tsundere archetype, and they think they've seen the face of God. 110
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A little surprised to see overwhelming love for Guzran from Fire Emblem fans. I think mine got fucked over by bad RNG, cause he's doing nothing for me in Cai's route. Thankfully, Noctula slotted into his space pretty easily. 001
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I will NEVER get over the amount of people I saw, including supposed professionals, who swore that Microsoft buying Bethesda and Activision-Blizzard would be good for the industry. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Been playing around with WoW Forever's talent calc, and I'm really looking forward to trying out a pet-less melee survival hunter when it goes live. It probably won't be "viable," but considering I don't even do high tier endgame stuff on live servers, I'm not too worried. 001
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is what it actually looks like when weak men create hard times. We've gone so long with so many deadly diseases nearly eradicated that men like RFK Jr. believe they are simply immune to it, and anyone who isn't should be culled. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026WoW Forever sounds great, but the main thing I'm worried about are races. The vast majority of my characters are goblins and pandaren, and I don't know if I can go back to anything else. Hopefully goblins at least can come in a future update. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lamelo Ball does sound like a name he'd come up with. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No points for guessing why Grant is in the failure tier. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The other tanks need something to help them compete. Maybe give the power tank gadgets that give you armor on top of your health, and the tactical tank gadgets that provide direct healing or a heal-over-time effect. 001
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I love Splatoon Raiders, but if there's one thing that could be improved on in a sequel, it would be improved survivability. The reason the speed tank is objectively the best is because it's mobility based gadgets allow you to avoid damage, which the only form of enhanced survivability in the game. 100
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Her name is Sha Lan and she has a gun. She is perfect. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026AI bros are always saying they need AI art because their ideas are too unique and brilliant to just leave in their heads forever, and the idea in question is a dog podcast with a golden retriever and French bulldog named "Goldie" and "Frenchie." 163
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Well, at least I can feel less bad about Dragon Age being dead. 020
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Fortune's Weave has a pretty, blonde lady knight. This is about to be peak. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"I hate haranir! They're shoehorned into the plot, and they're Mary Sue's, and they should've been Amani trolls instead!" Ok, Ok, I hear you. But have you considered that they're also really hot? 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026YouTube keeps trying to recommend me videos called "I react to memes only BOYS will understand!" And the "memes" in question are always just "peeing standing up" and "sex." 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026George Sparklingwater Not great, but I can imagine Sparkling Water being a decent nickname before the drink took off. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'm just a LuigixRosalina shipper living in a LuigixDaisy world. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I've never gotten over the amount of people who defended Microsoft's ludicrous, decadent acquisitions with claims that it would make gaming better by "promoting competition." Genuinely want to know how those people feel now. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I especially like Falco's characterization on Titania, where he first tries to play everything off cool, but you can tell he's on the verge of panic over how worried he is for Slippy. 080
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I still like the first Jurassic World. Obviously nowhere near as good as the original, but it's a fun popcorn muncher. 020
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026How does a holiday compete with another holiday? Is there a holiday Olympics? 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026As somebody who just finished playing Dredge, I agree. Even the normal, non-Lovecraftian, fish can be nightmares. 010
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Thanks for staying on top of this, got mine pre-ordered. Now to wait until September 010
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Knicks, only because I'm a Wolves fan who wants to see KAT succeed. 020
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Mild TADC spoiler: I haven't stopped thinking about Ragatha and Pomni's hug all weekend. That scene was everything to me, so much catharsis released in those few seconds. I love this show. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I hate seeing people brush it off with "Well he's from Texas, what do you expect?" I don't 'expect' anything, because where are person is from does not dictate their beliefs. I grew up in, and live in, a red-as-wine conservative bastion and I'm a Communist, and I'm not the only one here. 2260
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Not only that, they want the ability to define what being a Christian means. Specifically, they want it to include a seething hatred of the poor, women, LGBTQ+ people and brown people. And if you disagree, you get your status revoked and are thrown into the pit with the other "undesirables." 120
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026That sucks to hear, I'm sorry they're giving you the run-around. I'll be ready to double dip if/when it ever does come to consoles, Switch or otherwise. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It really is remarkable what people can do with only two characters, one location, zero dialogue and some imagination. 011
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Thinking about getting ahead of the curve and making a 50 minute video essay about how the Mario Galaxy Movie is actually a deeply misunderstood avant garde masterpiece that people just weren't ready for. It'll probably do big numbers in twenty years. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I like to think I've done a decent job of keeping up with modern slang, but there are still moments that confuse me. Like, what do you mean 'having the sauce' is good but being 'lost in the sauce' is bad? What is an acceptable level of sauce? 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Found the gym bros hyping up the new guy on his fitness journey. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026No, YouTube, I do not want to watch "Vtuber reacts to alt-right ragebait." Please stop putting it in my recommendations. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Pokopia is doing things to me that no other game has done. I'm planning on moving and renovating the Pewter City museum, block by block, to my island and I'm actually taking reference photos and drawing up floor plans with a pad and pencil! This game is special, don't let anyone tell you it's not. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I dunno, if Tyranitar can set up sandstorm I think it's over for Snorlax. 110
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I just know there are children out there learning about humidity from Pokopia, and I think that's wonderful. 010
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"Pokopia is Switch 2 Animal Crossing!" "Pokopia is Dragon Quest Builders 3!" "Pokopia is Viva Pinata 2!" All of you are wrong, Pokopia is actually Dark Cloud 3. 021
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Not-so-fun fact: the North Dakota Historical Society had been trying for years to turn the Nekoma Pyramid into a state historic site, and as governor, Burgum sold it to a bitcoin mining operation instead. The man has always been a slimy suck-up only interested in lining his own pockets. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I appreciate Pokopia and WoW Midnight for letting me live out the ultimate fantasy of owning a home and having the money to decorate it properly. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026A reminder that "We were just following orders." was an excuse the Nazis came up with after the war was over and they realized everybody hated them. As the slaughter was happening, they loved it. They signed up specifically to terrorize and murder people they didn't like. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I've never understood the obsession with Pokemon walking on four legs instead of two, and I understand even less in a post-Paldea world where Meowscarada was easily the most popular starter. 000
