Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Straight men desperately need to read more smut. Some of them see one boilerplate tsundere archetype, and they think they've seen the face of God. 110
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A little surprised to see overwhelming love for Guzran from Fire Emblem fans. I think mine got fucked over by bad RNG, cause he's doing nothing for me in Cai's route. Thankfully, Noctula slotted into his space pretty easily. 001
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I will NEVER get over the amount of people I saw, including supposed professionals, who swore that Microsoft buying Bethesda and Activision-Blizzard would be good for the industry. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Been playing around with WoW Forever's talent calc, and I'm really looking forward to trying out a pet-less melee survival hunter when it goes live. It probably won't be "viable," but considering I don't even do high tier endgame stuff on live servers, I'm not too worried. 001
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is what it actually looks like when weak men create hard times. We've gone so long with so many deadly diseases nearly eradicated that men like RFK Jr. believe they are simply immune to it, and anyone who isn't should be culled. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026WoW Forever sounds great, but the main thing I'm worried about are races. The vast majority of my characters are goblins and pandaren, and I don't know if I can go back to anything else. Hopefully goblins at least can come in a future update. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No points for guessing why Grant is in the failure tier. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I love Splatoon Raiders, but if there's one thing that could be improved on in a sequel, it would be improved survivability. The reason the speed tank is objectively the best is because it's mobility based gadgets allow you to avoid damage, which the only form of enhanced survivability in the game. 100
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Her name is Sha Lan and she has a gun. She is perfect. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026AI bros are always saying they need AI art because their ideas are too unique and brilliant to just leave in their heads forever, and the idea in question is a dog podcast with a golden retriever and French bulldog named "Goldie" and "Frenchie." 163
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Fortune's Weave has a pretty, blonde lady knight. This is about to be peak. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"I hate haranir! They're shoehorned into the plot, and they're Mary Sue's, and they should've been Amani trolls instead!" Ok, Ok, I hear you. But have you considered that they're also really hot? 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026YouTube keeps trying to recommend me videos called "I react to memes only BOYS will understand!" And the "memes" in question are always just "peeing standing up" and "sex." 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'm just a LuigixRosalina shipper living in a LuigixDaisy world. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I've never gotten over the amount of people who defended Microsoft's ludicrous, decadent acquisitions with claims that it would make gaming better by "promoting competition." Genuinely want to know how those people feel now. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Mild TADC spoiler: I haven't stopped thinking about Ragatha and Pomni's hug all weekend. That scene was everything to me, so much catharsis released in those few seconds. I love this show. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Thinking about getting ahead of the curve and making a 50 minute video essay about how the Mario Galaxy Movie is actually a deeply misunderstood avant garde masterpiece that people just weren't ready for. It'll probably do big numbers in twenty years. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I like to think I've done a decent job of keeping up with modern slang, but there are still moments that confuse me. Like, what do you mean 'having the sauce' is good but being 'lost in the sauce' is bad? What is an acceptable level of sauce? 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Found the gym bros hyping up the new guy on his fitness journey. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026No, YouTube, I do not want to watch "Vtuber reacts to alt-right ragebait." Please stop putting it in my recommendations. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Pokopia is doing things to me that no other game has done. I'm planning on moving and renovating the Pewter City museum, block by block, to my island and I'm actually taking reference photos and drawing up floor plans with a pad and pencil! This game is special, don't let anyone tell you it's not. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I just know there are children out there learning about humidity from Pokopia, and I think that's wonderful. 010
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"Pokopia is Switch 2 Animal Crossing!" "Pokopia is Dragon Quest Builders 3!" "Pokopia is Viva Pinata 2!" All of you are wrong, Pokopia is actually Dark Cloud 3. 021
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Not-so-fun fact: the North Dakota Historical Society had been trying for years to turn the Nekoma Pyramid into a state historic site, and as governor, Burgum sold it to a bitcoin mining operation instead. The man has always been a slimy suck-up only interested in lining his own pockets. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I appreciate Pokopia and WoW Midnight for letting me live out the ultimate fantasy of owning a home and having the money to decorate it properly. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026A reminder that "We were just following orders." was an excuse the Nazis came up with after the war was over and they realized everybody hated them. As the slaughter was happening, they loved it. They signed up specifically to terrorize and murder people they didn't like. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I've never understood the obsession with Pokemon walking on four legs instead of two, and I understand even less in a post-Paldea world where Meowscarada was easily the most popular starter. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I'll be honest, none of the new starters are jumping out at me the way Fuecoco and Grookey did. I don't dislike them, there's just not not a clear winner for me. Guess I'll hold off picking one until we see the evos. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I think I can live with the shaman changes in WoW Midnight, but Icefury and Ice Strike NEED to come back. They were such fun mixup to the usual rotation and, not to mention, Frost Shock is useless without them. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Y'know, you'd think that if Avatar had no cultural impact it would be easier for people who don't like the films to just ignore them. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I don't know why, but this new trend of people saying they "rolled credits" on a game when they beat it rubs me the wrong way. I guess it just reminds me of those awful days in the late PS360/early Ps4Xbone era when games were trying way too hard to be more like movies. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I've never understood why people don't like Mega Aerodactyl. "All they did was add spikes to it!" Yeah, and have you seen the fan-made Megas? 90% of them are just 'the same thing, but with more spikes.' This is what y'all want. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 16/11/2025It's gonna be really funny if Miles' role in Prime 4 is relatively small and people were freaking the fuck out over nothing. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 11/11/2025"I want to make a girl trainer in Legends ZA, but then I can't be lesbians with Taunie!" Clearly the solution is to be lesbians with Lida instead. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Was just forced to watch a Google AI assistant ad that made a "powerhouse of the cell" joke while the Trololo song played in the background. Genuinely, what year do AI bros think it is? 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Mega Emboar, much like Kleavor in the last Legends game, is reminding me how badly I need a Pokémon Dynasty Warriors. 010
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"Operation Rolling Thunder? More like Operation Rolling Pronouns, amirite?" 010
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025My fashion sense must be worse than I thought because I adore the Pandaren heritage armor, and apparently, everyone else hates it. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025If marriage/S-supports are still a thing in Fortune's Weave, I already know I'm going for the cleric who looks like Cheryl from Pokemon. 010
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 19/08/2025"Who asked for playable Haranir!?" Yeah, that was me. Sorry about that. If you want to yell at me about it, you can find me in Quel'Thalas playing as a spiky kitty. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2025The only way I'll accept Navirou in the new Monster Hunter Stories game is if I can feed him to Ratha. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2025That's it for me for Vollector's Bounty. Final mount tally: - Invincible - Al'ar - Midnight - Fiery Warhorse - Azure Drake - Blazing Drake - Onyxian Drake - Raven Lord - Clutch of Ji-kun - Glacial Tidestorm Really happy with this haul. Blackhand's mount is the only other thing I kind of wanted. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2025So, by all accounts, Superman is doing very well in its opening weekend. But according to Reddit, because it's not making half a billion dollars, James Gunn is fired, we'll never get another Superman movie ever, and Zaslav is going to personally burn down DC's headquarters. 110
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 25/06/2025BREAKING: Arthas Menethil, the Lich King, has announced at a surprise conference at Icecrown Citadel that he endorses Andrew Cuomo. 120
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Would it be burning the candle at both ends to say that I think Mario Kart World should add a couple more random animals as racers? I mostly just want the moose and crocodile, but I'll take the elephant too if Nintendo is feeling generous. 000
Cantrip @cantripcrow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I know it's a cliche, but the new Rainbow Road literally brought a tear to my eye. 000
