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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 22h

Properly socially-distanced hug, good sir.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have just as many Nobel prizes as the current POTUS. And, for the vast majority of humans, so do you.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

SAME! Where do they even come from?

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nordic language confusion is real.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Godsdammit you guys! I keep not getting any Nobel Prizes!

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

lol. Turns out that using "Reference" in PQ can still hit the source. #sadtrombone I ended up changing my second table to a calculated table instead of dealing with it in PQ at all and it fixed it. Still questioning reality a bit, but I managed to get around my doubts. :)

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I wish this would happen sooner... still doubting the nature of reality at this point.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Imagine you need to make a photocopy of a letter A. You put that page into the copier and the resulting copy is a letter B instead. That's... yeah.... that's my afternoon with a data problem that should be impossible...

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of the strongest lessons I have from improvised comedy in college is "Desirous of swordplay is ABSOLUTELY an emotion."

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just to put any rumors to rest, I can confirm I was not asked to join that cast of The Hunt for Gollum.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like to establish dominance by bringing a live possum.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ensure clean water by not intentionally pumping gasoline directly into lakes. It's the most anyone could possibly do, really.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Don't forget Treacle Please Mum, MN (near Lake City)

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Some folks will do anything for a good scoop.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel like I insert "Is that the one about the hooker with dysentery?" into more conversations than I probably should. #TheUsualSuspects #TeamFenster

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jessie's Girl has an AARP card by this point.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

On the plus side, we got some good movies based on our involvement.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Does anyone remember the US Military running out of weapons in previous wars? Even ones far larger than the Iran stupidity?

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wow. I don't even have words for how awful that is... Awful doesn't do it.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That's suboptimal for sure. Yikes.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have Misophonia. So, when I hear someone chewing with their mouth open, I have an intense desire to beat them with a wrench. My nose is blocked with stuff while I recover from surgery. Therefore I myself have to eat with my mouth open. I am steering clear of wrenches. Just in case...

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dude. That sucks. Glad you are OK.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just a reminder that the nightmare of the #healthcare system in the US is not because of providers. I had minor surgery this morning and EVERY SINGLE person on my care team was WONDERFUL.

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