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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of the strongest lessons I have from improvised comedy in college is "Desirous of swordplay is ABSOLUTELY an emotion."

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just to put any rumors to rest, I can confirm I was not asked to join that cast of The Hunt for Gollum.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ensure clean water by not intentionally pumping gasoline directly into lakes. It's the most anyone could possibly do, really.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel like I insert "Is that the one about the hooker with dysentery?" into more conversations than I probably should. #TheUsualSuspects #TeamFenster

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jessie's Girl has an AARP card by this point.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Does anyone remember the US Military running out of weapons in previous wars? Even ones far larger than the Iran stupidity?

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have Misophonia. So, when I hear someone chewing with their mouth open, I have an intense desire to beat them with a wrench. My nose is blocked with stuff while I recover from surgery. Therefore I myself have to eat with my mouth open. I am steering clear of wrenches. Just in case...

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just a reminder that the nightmare of the #healthcare system in the US is not because of providers. I had minor surgery this morning and EVERY SINGLE person on my care team was WONDERFUL.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Please don't block me. I'm having too much fun.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RELEASE THE ARTAX FILES! Atreyu: Dude! Me: Too soon? #TheNeverendingStory

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RELEASE THE GRIZZLY ADAMS FILES!

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RELEASE THE FROG AND TOAD FILES!

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RELEASE THE BERENSTAIN BEARS FILES!

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RELEASE THE CURIOUS GEORGE FILES!

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RELEASE THE LADY AND THE TRAMP FILES!

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RELEASE THE CHILLY THE PENGUIN FILES!

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have a database table that uses TWO columns to represent a single binary state (On or Off) instead of a single boolean value. The Is_On column is True when the thing is On. The Is_Off column is True when the thing is Off. This makes me sad. #SchrödingersDatabase

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was not directly impacted by the events on this day in 2001. I saw it on TV. So, no one gives a fuck where I was or what I was doing. Same goes for you. Stop trying to insert yourself into places you don't belong. #FFS

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Armored vehicles that are not seized by the Houthis are woke vehicles. Biden vehicles.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If a chart/visual requires a second chart/visual in order to use it effectively, then it is not the right choice. #DataViz

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Can they touch ANYTHING without completely fucking it up?

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"A Surprising Number of Napkins" is the debut album of the jug band State Fair Cleanup Crew

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When I am viewing instructional videos, having the presenter's live video of themselves while they are sharing their screen distracts me from the content they are sharing. I would rather just see their screen sharing.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We are at the phase where that fact that he has not yet claimed to have single-handedly saved dozens of people is a positive thing. Yeah. That's where we are.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I made chili. I ate chili. I am happy. #faaaaaaart (my wife suggested this hashtag and I am here for it)

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The good news: The sinus plague I have had for 2+ years is NOT allergies. The bad news: It has been a profoundly deviated septum along with a few other things. The best news: Getting surgery to fix it in about two weeks.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Safe beef is work beef. Biden beef.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I feel like my chances of playing in the MLB All-Star Game decline with each passing year.

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Crispy Yuca with Citrus Mojo from Brasa is fantastic. Well, everything I have had there is fantastic. But I am focusing on the Yuca at the moment. If you're in the twin cities and have not tried Brasa, fix that. www.brasa.us

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Mark Vaillancourt @cantjuggle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If your characters work for the CIA and talk about their work for the CIA in crowded restaurants, you're not even trying. Come on...

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