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The Ecologist

@cansasfrank80.bsky.social
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Studied ecology in the mountains and economics related to the environment. Public Servant, liaison between the environment and you.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 22h
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 21h
He’s a gun nut He fucking nuts in guns bro What do you not get He fucking nuts the guns His jizz is bullets He blasts LOADS
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 23h
Not sure how to feel about Le Creuset x Star Trek collab. Bet a bunch of you would be about it though
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 23h
Lady’s and gentleman this man is for the birds Still one of the funniest jokes I cannot get out of my head
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 23h
Why do Europeans make fries like that, just very sad cartoonish things
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jaguar is finally putting the Type 01 into public and of course people are like oh this is really cool, always has been . Bunch of fucking bandwagon dick riders
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Google’s very convinced that any time I check my mail I actually want to start a formal video call
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just saw Primetime crazy how the moral of the story is that acting causes you to lose friendships due to envy
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only thing guaranteed in life is, DOOM
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gavin Newsom smiling and revealing his new t shirt beneath his button up like Superman logo: When you see an unethical corporate merger situation Warna Brotha
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly why would anyone want to watch new HP? Chris Columbus classic is just stupid enough and you can’t recapture that magic
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unfortunately as usual, the people most affected by AI are advocating for the rights of AI to exist. We’re truly incapable of fixing them, it’s why RW people want to fix the AI from realizing Marx is right and corrupting the advocates of AI against them
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God I miss the early internet vibe this is giving.
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone know my opinion on e bikes hasn’t changed but this “dirt bikes aren’t allowed to do XYZ but e-bikes can” is complete bullshit. It’s bad enough the average inner city bike rider doesn’t have insurance and can cause serious damage to others/vehicles by not following the law
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My shoes made of sunflowers, shit crazy out here
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man , Lovell is in town in a couple months. I need to seem him but I wish it could have 10 years ago for Red Teenage Melody 😭😭😭😭😭
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Email subject : State Wide Rave planning Siiiiiixk we’re doing a big ass rave. Email body: DHS wants our help with emergency service app. Godddddd this sucks asssssss
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Women used to kill their husbands for a lot less back in the day. Now we have all of these wannabe influencers marrying for money and mansplaining why they’re boss bitches. You know what you need to do gain that title, too scared,
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think some accelerationists are suggesting impeachment because they want Vance both sides of the aisle. Just bringing to light how strange current method is when runner up policy has been gone for awhile but the mechanism still stands. Like trump really pushing this to the limit with Vance & Pence
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been eating Walmart brand bran flakes and it’s made my life significantly better. You can change too just dial
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[Jumping into the middle of a gamblers anonymous meeting] Guy 1: then I lost the house because I couldnt stop playing high stakes poker, my wife left me & Ive been trying to repay the debt for 12 years (Clapping & supportive gestures/nods) Guy 2: I’ve been opening pokemon cards like everyday
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cliché moment in a movie where girl asks best friend if she’s pregnant quietly after tipping her hand, tearing up nodding head. Guy noticing his bro is babying a beer at the bar and mouths out ozempic while miming stabbing a shot into his thigh, tearfully nodding in remorse saying yes
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anthropologists recalling early 2000s culture as obsessed with early centuries refusing to write down stories , obsessed with bits and hieroglyphics that tell longer stories. (We put all of our greatest minds creations on YouTube and twitter losing the data and context for ever)
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Turkish women in Germany like they got their own latinas up in there
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gen Z grandpa talking to his teenage grandson GS: grandpapa (The future kids talk like old kids because they’re obsessed with old movies) GS: grandpapa what was grey sweatpants season?? GP: that’s a time from long ago, of my grandfathers era
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AI thing on snap takes your pic then says who your future gf is, it was interesting because it generated a woman I’m pretty sure I fucked in the past. Not sure what Ai knows but it’s obviously fucking dumb because she was a bitch
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, it’s a living.
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drinking wine, Oregon Pinot noir 2023
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Medieval bishops finding the 27th instance of Jesus’s foreskin
Comic by Nathan Bulmer, 4 panels:

1 - Guy opening a pack of history dong trading cards
2 - guy saying cmon cmon cmon
3 - card that says real foreskin from the Pope with a patch of skin
4 - guy saying let’s goooooo the texture is crazy
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the AT&T store and I just got the new iPhone to stop working in 15 seconds of clicking
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Granny just narcan’d in the OR , got to turnt up by the resident on call
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On today's French Fuck Friday, where we take a look at a different fucked looking French airplane each week, we have this ugly duckling: the Dewoitine 700. Eventually developed into a less ugly swan, the 750 torpedo bomber, which still looks wrong thanks to that double decker cockpit
A weirdly proportioned, nose-heavy twin engine airplane with a shoulder mounted wing and twin tail style vertical stabilizers. The entire nose portion is glazed with geometric glass panes and juts out strangely toward the bottom. The landing gear look much too spindly, giving a kind of "chicken leg" effect to the whole appearance. The Dewoitine 700 in flight, the close inboard engine nacelles on the high mounted wing giving the plane a hunched, shrugged shoulders lookThe Dewoitine 750 prototype torpedo bomber. This development retains the general layout but improves aerodynamics and adds a weird hump on top of the fuselage with what looks like an extra cockpit.
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI is cumming on your jawb
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I AM, DOOOOOOOOOOOM
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All things considered really wild that Disney didn’t some how acquire HP and just fuck that up too
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also deleted IG from phone, too much adverts
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
unctober
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean if bono asks you to sing on a Ukraine song you can just say no you don’t have to explain anything as political. You can just say honestly dude sounds fucking dumb and move on
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ms Rachel fancam to magnolia by playboicarti
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cpt. Nao
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine if we had a news org from like 20 years ago in modern times. We’d have so many great headlines. RIP to all the good news we don’t have
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tv show was fine , I think Seth should stick to animation like this and just create entire new worlds every 15 years until he dies, more of a punishment really
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk I see everyone talking about insurance and shit and idk why you guys wouldn’t just burn the insurance buildings down or what not? Outsider looking in doesn’t really make sense how you’re all not just fucking pissed
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poke ATMs have developed a randomized dispenser ability to help spread out distribution but you’re telling me this website just front loads all of the most valuable product and it ends up getting taken by computers?
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GET NADER’D
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The Ecologist @cansasfrank80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tinashe still Bae
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