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@canray.bsky.social
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I'm me. Level 46. AuDHD, depressed, anxious, nearly homebound, almost entirely alone IRL. This can make me seem an asshole, and I can't tell when it's happening. Trying to learn to be smaller, and to silence myself. Blanks, AI, and OF blocked.

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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 23m
Canada should do the free sandwich thing too.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 26m
Remember, the school system is designed to teach conformity and obedience more than any other lesson. They're just really getting obvious about it now.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 45m
I want all the lore! Yes, I am Autistic, how did you know?
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 46m
The absolute knowledge that you're about to need brain bleach.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 47m
When Clanners hear bagpipes and know they're going to have a really bad day.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 49m
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The Claw Toy Story
Alt: Toy Story's "THE CLAW!" scene.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 53m
Blew the budget on big brained scientists.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 54m
Fair point.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 55m
I mean, streaming herself 24/7 on the eye would be something she'd do.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 4h
You'd think with her legion of mad scientists she could have gotten him a replacement eye.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 4h
Cuddling noises. Nice. I want cuddles now.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, he already knows. "*Slurs*" "They're not!"
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 9h
Media literacy is so poor these days we'd have to go back when the masses were illiterate! Which, considering my classmates in school, wasn't really that long ago.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 9h
*Cough* youtube.com/shorts/1e2o6...
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Story of Sisyphus by Tom Waits (Made-Up Karaoke Challenge)
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 9h
Fire hoses aren't that expensive, people!
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 9h
You've obviously either haven't watched the Mad Max series, or the parts of political commentary it has has escaped you.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 13h
"For space is wide, and good friends are too few." Space Shanties are just like Sea Shanties. Just, a bit more in the future... youtu.be/UBMhuPMM4gw
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Leslie Fish - Sam Jones [HQ]
YouTube video by rkt739
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 14h
What, it doesn't have "Free Hugs" and an arrow painted towards it?
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 14h
*Sighs* Look, I'm old. youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A
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Kinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" Dancing
YouTube video by GTA VI O’Clock
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 19h
One nurse. One pharmacist. One doctor at time. We can do this, Canada! ✅ Want to start a Healthcare Infusion chapter in YOUR community? Check out healthcareinfusion.org
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Canada’s Healthcare Infusions | Notion
The Healthcare Infusion is a volunteer-driven national movement connecting doctors, nurses, and other healthcare professionals with the Canadian communities that need them most.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
I don't know, Han Solo telling someone, "Then I'll see you IN HELL!" still hits just right.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
I respect the cat's gift more. He at least really did make that!
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Adib Khorram @adibkhorram.bsky.social · 16h
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Thank You, Alcohol: Aubrey Plaza Meme
ALT: Thank You, Alcohol: Aubrey Plaza Meme
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
Please, both of you, AIs have no class!
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
Now it's time to pull out that lightning rejuvinator you've been wanting to test!
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
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The Punisher: No, No, No, Wait, Wait, Wait
Alt: The Punisher: No, No, No, Wait, Wait, Wait!
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
*Cranky Birb Noises*
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
He will just have to make due with the perv pics on his phone.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 16h
Depends on if he does it in his sleep or not.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 17h
Now, if only certain platforms let us buy it.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 17h
Telegrams are no longer used?
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Blitzy Rodeo | CEO of Human Stolitz 🐎 (Comms open) @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Stolas #Stolitz I took this as practice for textures, the square brush is still hard to handle for me in digital but I really like it
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 17h
Loona, OTOH, is trying to drink Bee dry so she can either bleach the memory or or go blind to never see it again. There's a huge betting pool over when she blacks out. As always, Mommon is outright uninvited.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 17h
I used to be a puppeteer.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 18h
Thank you for sharing the trip with us. I just wish I could afford the books.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 22h
Gives new meaning to, "Come an' 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough!"
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's like putting a steak in front of a dog!" *Puts Steak In Front Of Dog, Firmly Says No* "Funny, dog can understand it. So almost all men have less impulse control than dogs?"
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I studied history, and corrected that sentiment often. "The politicians loved to surrender. The military, the people? Non."
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hated seeing this so very much back home. Damnit, dudes, the women learned to drive the same way you did! Blind drunk, forested back roads, on ice! Yes, I grew up in very redneck Northern Ontario.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hate those types. If you screw up, own it. Try to be better. Acknowledge when you can't be. Not won't be, can't be. There's a lot of things I wish I was better for, and try to do so. But I'm nit mad at others pointing it out. Mad at myself, certainly.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe he's known as a tough guy because his friends can really give him a pounding?
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe just strip the medium pulse laser for jump jets and either a pair of ER Large Lasers for range or Normal Large Lasers for heat management with those jump jets.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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🔞 ☁︎⋆𝕊𝕃𝔹'𝕤 𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕕⋆☁︎ 🔞 @slbskyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reject anti-human rights psyop trends, embrace witchery. (4th is a ♂️🏳️‍🌈)
Kiki (HELLS/Hells Angels)Dela (Magical Doremi)Viola (The Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch)Ayanojyo Aburatsubo (Magic User's Club)
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 06/10/2026
Based on my estimates, I'm going to be broke at the end of the month. And my savings will only last that long because I've started putting my groceries on a credit card (which was how they all got maxed out last year). Any help you can give will be greatly appreciated.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We all do. The people we want to meet are so very out of touch.
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now, the big question is: Wings?
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One that's trying to go sober?
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't have one. :'(
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̶C̶a̶n̶R̶a̶y̶ Undead Canary @canray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm wondering if bad translation.
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