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Canoez

@canoez.bsky.social
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Too many boats, too little time. Democracy. Period.

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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 11h
😂😂😂
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 21h
I thought a Zacharia was 9/22 of a Scaramucci?
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
😶
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Uggi is suitably spoiled!
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Does one ride the horse with no name down the streets with no name, or just through the desert?
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay serious...we've already been thru this 4 times. So I'll say it again, and maybe it will stick. The cunningham tightens the luff of a boom-footed sail by pulling downward on a cringle in the luff of a mainsail above the tack. Is that really so hard to fucking understand!?
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would be hard to run the House from your exile location in the UAE to avoid "consequences of your actions".
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meh. What's one more goober added to the bunch?
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More fiber, maybe? 😶
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heard about Eric Schmitt's questioning of Jack Smith yesterday: "He pulled a grenade and threw the pin"
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People don't hear that he did his job often enough.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doesn't have to be an either-or situation.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"THIS IS THE WAY. Not only are they showing solidarity and pushing back—they’re depriving him of airtime and press coverage." YES!
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IMO, this is not a bad thing. That all of the news outlets to give the administration both targets for abuse in the form of their reporters, and a megaphone to spread his misinformation is bad in the first place.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Option B sounds pretty good.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Digital Clock Displaying 12:00
ALT: Digital Clock Displaying 12:00
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 09/09/2026
If there is a 10 percent chance your product kills everyone WHY ARE YOU STILL BUILDING IT
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🙄
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, now that I can't believe.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Very sorry for the loss of your friend, but kudos for picking up the torch to do good for others.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've had Hershey's Tropical Chocolate. I have no desire for Tropical Gummy Bears.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Actually very Zen. They have become one with everything.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Togetherness gummy bears”
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn it, Janet!
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Please. You don't have to sell us. 😉
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I would be more worried if it was the proctologist.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Natalie Braun.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's some things that *I* don't want to speculate about - that's one!
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Bin should have taken the day!
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
First, thank you for your service. Second, our service people should have the best equipment and the best available materiel - not necessarily the lowest bidder. If you’re going to send people into harm’s way, support them. Period.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I might reverse "Multiplies" and "Adds".
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Love Hegseth being named as a “low level aid”. 🤣
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Does Rebecca O. eat her beer cans, too?
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ah, the Orange Chicken in Turkey…
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Airline catering truck wtih chicken wings on side.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Taco cart loaded with Orange Chicken and Manchurian Cantaloupe.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump-sized.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For sheer irony - the BMW Pointer.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Was visiting Chinon and arrived too late for the market, sadly, but did find La Tour de l'Horloge. 👍
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thief in Chief.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Why, other than numbers, is he still in the workplace?
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Russians, Iranians, and Chinese are probably very happy to hear this. Denmark (Greenland) is likely relieved as well.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Marked safe from Capital One closing my bank accounts due to money laundering.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Emeril Lagasse's Dramatic Cooking Moment
ALT: Emeril Lagasse's Dramatic Cooking Moment
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Blanche rescinds Trump's "anti-weaponization" fund. Right until he gets confirmed. What about the IRS exclusion for Trump and his family to continue criming without any IRS oversight? Nobody is above the law. Nobody.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Joseph Heller would have had a field day with this.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
😞
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We can only hope he's taking after Inuit elders during hard times and walking off onto the ice because his time has come.
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Canoez @canoez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They’re sorta bossy:
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