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CANNIBAL SOUP

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Freak in the Excel sheets.

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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
every single actor joining the new harry potter series saying "I don't agree with JK Rowling's opinions!"
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explore.org @explore.org · 03/07/2026
👑Queen Grazer arrives!! And then immediately leaves to rebuff Bucky's advances 🤣
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CarmenFFLV @carmenfflv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
saw this and saved it because I know I'll use it someday, you might too.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I can now wonder how 14 year old me would feel if he knew that 9 years later we would get all the Steam Achievements in Warframe.
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Kelly Stuart @skyspider.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 20/11/2025
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
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🌙 @awawawa.world · 04/11/2025
penis cheney lol
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explore.org @explore.org · 01/10/2025
Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑
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explore.org @explore.org · 16/09/2025
blog.explore.org/fat-bear-cam... If you want a dose of pure love, check out the fat bear poster winners!
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Fat Bear Campaign Poster Winners 2025
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I have figured out how to tell people which university I did undergrad at now.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I think Sisyphus would have loved doing Gacha pulls.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
🚨HIT THE PHONES TO SAVE MEDICAID - PLEASE AMPLIFY & ACT 🚨 TODAY the House will be marking up deeply unpopular massive Medicaid cuts. MANY GOP on the committee are in tight districts. Calls and pressure ARE effective here. Call today. Type your zip to get a script ⬇️ OcasioCortez.com/savemedicaid
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Save Medicaid
Please call your Representative right now and leave a voicemail, or first thing on Monday morning before the mark up session begins.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
or they’ll call slaw enforcement
Supermarket sign reads "PLEASE DO NOT THROW CABBAGES AT OUR STAFF."
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Can we take a second to appreciate how the Hollow Knight cake conspiracy turned out to be right on the money?
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TourmalineSky @tourmalinesky.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Did Sephiroth do this?
It's a shopping cart
On top of a fence post
I used to work retail, I would likely leave this forever. Not because I think it's super cool, but because I wasn't paid enough to correct something like this
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I made the mistake of knowing people who were getting back into Warframe a few weeks ago. Now I've added 120 hours to my account and beaten fashion frame with a trans pride Grendel.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I don't think I endorse its message despite countless hours trying to divine its meaning.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dear trains, I love you. Sincerely, CANNIBAL SOUP.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I think I'm just a Hatsune Miku fanboy now, and I don't really know how I got here.
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
they're making me work instead of playing balatro so in retaliation i am playing balatro instead of working
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Trying to gold stake Balatro's black deck makes me wonder who hurt Local Thunk.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
One Piece Fan Letter good. Go watch One Piece Fan Letter.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I wanna hate pharma reps for reasons that I hope are obvious, but sometimes they bring me Noodles and Company... and it makes it hard.
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faira @fluffielox.com · 21/01/2025
i genuinely wanted to draw all of them but i ran outta time
sketches of 3 kitties, a puppy, and 2 snakies

text says: sketches :) and 21 Jan 25‘
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Scott Pilgrim, but instead of fighting the evil exes to date Ramona Flowers, they just fight the evil exes because they're assholes and deserve to get jumped.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm glad tiktok is back, but I can't see the Donald Trump dick sucking as anything other than a bad sign of what's coming next.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
“I’m not autistic but here’s this thing I do that’s the MOST AUTISTIC THING EVER” - ancient undiagnosed proverb
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plush with a brush🩷 @kobupy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
balatro cards are called shit like "The Quiet Stillness" and "Goofy Ahh Joker" and one of them will give you 10 chips for making a pair while the other multiplies your score by your social security number every time you make a Royal Flush House
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 02/01/2025
balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I sat and thunk about it for a while, and I have decided my top 5 games I played in 2024 are: 1. Balatro 2. Into The Breach 3. Another Crab's Treasure 4. Windblown 5. Risk of Rain 2: Seekers of the Storm Reasoning for each is included below.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I've spent the last two hours watching my friend crash out over Balatro. I have never been more concerned and entertained.
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No The Robot @notherobot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If #SpiderVerse is a comic book, Venom would be ink spilled onto the page. This is the idea that inspired me to animate this shot of #Venom. I rotoscoped every frame of my 3D animation with India ink, then scanned it back into the computer. It took 2 months but I’m happy with it! #animation #b3d
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Just explained to a friend of a friend that the model for the snakes added to Snakewater in TF2 have more polygons than any single mercenary, and it made him do a factory reset. It's been a good night.
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TheNCSmaster @thencsmaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The painful yin and yang of gaming As a kid: Have the time No money As an adult: Have the money No time
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Saying a person has autism is rapidly becoming my biggest pet peeve. Like autistic people just find some autism in the street and say "Sure. Why not?"
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Melony🍈 @melonteee.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
One Piece brainrot is severe bro instead of "I'm locked in" I say "I'm getting Sanji pregnant" cause of this stupid post
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Balatro @playbalatro.com · 18/12/2024
This is absolutely wild! Balatro is in the top 5 of Steam Deck’s most played games. What an honour to be alongside these incredible titles! It's so good to see so many of Jimbo's Friends in the top five with us, talk about a stacked hand! 🃏
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
People keep calling me out today.
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Bear 🐻🎨 Art Witch VTuber! @bearthewitchvtuber.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
i do not fuck with any burrito without heft. If ur shit is convenient and portable, take it elsewhere, i want a burrito that is burdensome, unworthy....and when i raise it to my mouth, i should feel the weight of the mistake im about to make
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Something about getting Chef's Eclipse 8 badge with a Remote Caffeinator build feels so right.
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
staring into the void with this chubby cat
Me, a white guy with glasses and a beard zoning out, I am cradling a black and white cat in my arms. I have a tattoo of a skeleton on my right forearm
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I can't believe they didn't announce Concord 2. This is truly a loss for the industry.
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CANNIBAL SOUP @cannibal-soup.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Risk of Rain 2 patch notes look good. I'm sorry Balatro, but my ex is calling. And she's not interested in sharing.
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