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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fetch me the fortnite and some mountain Dew, we're theming this.

Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

K no, tubi has both All three blade films AND All three human centipede films Pardon me while I have the cinematic experience I deserve.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Let's get some things straight here

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It might be late, and I might have smoked too much pot, But. What if the entire marvel universe is a dream made real by Samuel L Jacksons character Harry in the movie Sphere?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hitting up Dune awakening this morning, and the part of me that was OBSESSED with Dune is seriously upset. Right at the start Paul tells you "there's no kwisatch haderach in this universe" and, UMMMMM the entire story, literally everything revolves around that sooooo..........

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dune awakening has landed on gamepass, so obviously I must play it while also remarking to myself that I should stream it. But solo, or MMO launch mode?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Omg right? So many super famous actors when they were young. Plus the keeper stringing it all together is perfection

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Binging tales from the crypt, as you do. Season 5, episode 7 the crypt keeper finds you guilty of watching too much tales from the crypt, for the intro sequence and like, was anything about this show not way ahead of it's time?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know I know, this is more of a Twitter post, but I refuse to go back there

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

K I'm feeling frustrated. Someone explain to me why @amazonprimevideo.bsky.social cannot make a functional PC app while @netflix.com @disneyplus.bsky.social @crunchyroll.com Tubi and @paramountpictures.bsky.social have got it figured out. Paramount I'm being kind, your mouse support is lacking.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Omg right? Such a solid entry

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My wifes arrived in her maiden name, also an illegal ballot because that person cannot be proven to exist. How many bad ballots did you send out?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@elections.ab.ca why was my special ballot sent out in my deadname? this person does not exist. Everything was legally changed many years ago, this is an illegal ballot in my hand as the addressee is no longer a Canadian citizen. Is this how you plan to rig things for the seppies?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Elections Alberta sending out ballots in peoples dead names to stop them from voting is peak transphobia. That person legally does not exist. There's no ID for them, nothing.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey, I have really bad news for you, like terrible horrible devastating news. Painful right to your very core. I lost.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ohhhh I like this, I wanted one that commemorates the king!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

K battletech people, I need a name for a highway. We've got: The Kerensky Expressway, The Amaris Turnpike, Hyades Highway, Mackie Vaultway, Rasalhauge Pass. What's a good name for the next section?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

On top of that, this behaviour from you, hurts your entire extended ecosystem model. None of us can interact with any posts, watch any no man's sky streamers or YouTubers or anything else because the first spoilers are posted within the first hour. And it's EVERY UPDATE.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@hellogamesofficial.bsky.social every single time, you put out a massive marketing campaign. With dates. Then those dates don't apply to anyone on the Microsoft servers but you act like they they do. Can you fucking stop it? Like actually? Release for all platforms, at the same time.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

From any point in 3d space, you have 40,000 directions to expand from. It's ridiculous to waste energy on elimination on the off chance they pick the one direction your species is in. It's easier, cheaper, and better for the species in the long run to simply, not.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And it's fundamentally broken. There's no reason to waste resources on being a threat when you have an infinite universe to expand into. It completely ignores the core concept of resource management. You're stuck in the concept of limited resources, which doesn't exist in an infinite universe.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Army? No. Our enemies are not outside, they are inside the country. As the Army is banned from hostile operations on local soil I am instead joining the police forces to root out the rot that's already here

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Plague Star, PLAGUE STAR TIME BOO BOO!!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

guess that's my ride to Tau. Good thing, cause I didn't have a superpowered jump capable ship.... OH WAIT railjacks get shafted again, RCAF Event Horizon stays in dock, AGAIN. Maybe next time bud

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

so I'm like, plaque star is coming up, better get my warframe stuff ready, head to the dojo and WHAT THE F IS THAT? ( F it, painted it red)

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

K I'm going to force myself to walk past the historical question and point out the more comedic similarity and possible legal fun. Those designs are stolen from the 501st LMFAO

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fun fact, mechwarrior online is wholly Canadian. Based right here in the Great Big North. So all you elbows up and forever Canadian folks should like, get on board.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

k but check this incredible shot I got out at the interlake this summer

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me neither, but it gets even more fun when I start looking up stuff lol. Tenno created the military prefectures and districts. He modernized the army, like, it's plausible lol.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This is why the Warframe story keeps getting retconned. It's their memories, fragmented and disjointed.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The elementals lose their memory, the only thing they can remember is the word Tenno. Being the closest thing to a father figure they ever had it's the only thing that sticks. So they assume it must be their name, then do what Kuritans do, find a fight and try to win it.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Fight me, watch this. Mother Bear tells us the SLDF were playing with multidimensional travel, but didn't have it figured out. Combine finds the lab, gets it working under Tenno. Who wants to hide his new RC elemental project. But loses the both projects to the void.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

TIL I learned that Warframe and mechwarrior are related through the Kurita combine. Shiro Kurita, head of the Kurita combine, was succeeded by his son. FUCKING BROS NAME? TENNO KURITA. The combine made Warframes then sent them to another dimension. This is fact now

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gen X insists on telling you they drive better with a manual, no blind spot assist, no braking assist, and no HUD then they always drive like a drunken asshole in a crap car. Beamer, doing 10 under in the left lane, ALWAYS a Gen X or boomer. ALWAYS

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So these D&D questers, little lootbag minis, COME WITH A D20 INSIDE, IT'S THE CHEAPEST SOURCE OF DICE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

@gfreverseau.bsky.social LMFAO you guys suck and your lead singer needs professional help LMFAO. The Reddit band of Reddit bands

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

YEAH IT IS! THAT'S MY BOY LOOKING PRIMAL!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in class? A PRIVATE TOOTER!!!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Archer 2c! I was a tempest main till it came out then it was such a bountiful upgrade I immediately moved over lol

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Nobody talks about the real upside to your government selling out to data centers. I no longer feel guilty washing my car in the driveway with excessive amounts of water. Laugh at the dystopia, it's all we have left

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Mechwarrior online dropping a game crashing update mid event is so Piranha games. Come on dudes

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Full disclosure I cannot scroll bluesky. It's impossible to go more then 2 posts without coming across things that make me angry. So I just post alot. So like, if you're thinking "man that bitch never likes MY stuff" I just never see it lol. Mining for gold in the doomscroll pits, no no.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

K question I can ask you, but not my wife. Why does @papajohnspizza.bsky.social have the same textural appeal as a limp penis? Have you guys forgotten that the crust is supposed to be able to hold the pizza?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In comedy news, a Reddit mod went to a Reddit party and was such a Reddit mod there's no more Reddit parties ever.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Upstart little sh*t pulls up next to me at the light. Open windows, something terrible coming out of the speakers. I have adult money, that I used to get the Harmon Kardon upgrade. As Scotland the brave crushed the entire intersection I thought to myself there's indeed advantages to aging.

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