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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Let's get some things straight here

Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It might be late, and I might have smoked too much pot, But. What if the entire marvel universe is a dream made real by Samuel L Jacksons character Harry in the movie Sphere?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hitting up Dune awakening this morning, and the part of me that was OBSESSED with Dune is seriously upset. Right at the start Paul tells you "there's no kwisatch haderach in this universe" and, UMMMMM the entire story, literally everything revolves around that sooooo..........

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dune awakening has landed on gamepass, so obviously I must play it while also remarking to myself that I should stream it. But solo, or MMO launch mode?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Binging tales from the crypt, as you do. Season 5, episode 7 the crypt keeper finds you guilty of watching too much tales from the crypt, for the intro sequence and like, was anything about this show not way ahead of it's time?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

K I'm feeling frustrated. Someone explain to me why @amazonprimevideo.bsky.social cannot make a functional PC app while @netflix.com @disneyplus.bsky.social @crunchyroll.com Tubi and @paramountpictures.bsky.social have got it figured out. Paramount I'm being kind, your mouse support is lacking.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@elections.ab.ca why was my special ballot sent out in my deadname? this person does not exist. Everything was legally changed many years ago, this is an illegal ballot in my hand as the addressee is no longer a Canadian citizen. Is this how you plan to rig things for the seppies?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Elections Alberta sending out ballots in peoples dead names to stop them from voting is peak transphobia. That person legally does not exist. There's no ID for them, nothing.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey, I have really bad news for you, like terrible horrible devastating news. Painful right to your very core. I lost.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

K battletech people, I need a name for a highway. We've got: The Kerensky Expressway, The Amaris Turnpike, Hyades Highway, Mackie Vaultway, Rasalhauge Pass. What's a good name for the next section?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@hellogamesofficial.bsky.social every single time, you put out a massive marketing campaign. With dates. Then those dates don't apply to anyone on the Microsoft servers but you act like they they do. Can you fucking stop it? Like actually? Release for all platforms, at the same time.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Plague Star, PLAGUE STAR TIME BOO BOO!!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

so I'm like, plaque star is coming up, better get my warframe stuff ready, head to the dojo and WHAT THE F IS THAT? ( F it, painted it red)

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fun fact, mechwarrior online is wholly Canadian. Based right here in the Great Big North. So all you elbows up and forever Canadian folks should like, get on board.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

k but check this incredible shot I got out at the interlake this summer

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

TIL I learned that Warframe and mechwarrior are related through the Kurita combine. Shiro Kurita, head of the Kurita combine, was succeeded by his son. FUCKING BROS NAME? TENNO KURITA. The combine made Warframes then sent them to another dimension. This is fact now

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gen X insists on telling you they drive better with a manual, no blind spot assist, no braking assist, and no HUD then they always drive like a drunken asshole in a crap car. Beamer, doing 10 under in the left lane, ALWAYS a Gen X or boomer. ALWAYS

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So these D&D questers, little lootbag minis, COME WITH A D20 INSIDE, IT'S THE CHEAPEST SOURCE OF DICE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

@gfreverseau.bsky.social LMFAO you guys suck and your lead singer needs professional help LMFAO. The Reddit band of Reddit bands

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

YEAH IT IS! THAT'S MY BOY LOOKING PRIMAL!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in class? A PRIVATE TOOTER!!!!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Nobody talks about the real upside to your government selling out to data centers. I no longer feel guilty washing my car in the driveway with excessive amounts of water. Laugh at the dystopia, it's all we have left

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Mechwarrior online dropping a game crashing update mid event is so Piranha games. Come on dudes

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Full disclosure I cannot scroll bluesky. It's impossible to go more then 2 posts without coming across things that make me angry. So I just post alot. So like, if you're thinking "man that bitch never likes MY stuff" I just never see it lol. Mining for gold in the doomscroll pits, no no.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

K question I can ask you, but not my wife. Why does @papajohnspizza.bsky.social have the same textural appeal as a limp penis? Have you guys forgotten that the crust is supposed to be able to hold the pizza?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In comedy news, a Reddit mod went to a Reddit party and was such a Reddit mod there's no more Reddit parties ever.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Upstart little sh*t pulls up next to me at the light. Open windows, something terrible coming out of the speakers. I have adult money, that I used to get the Harmon Kardon upgrade. As Scotland the brave crushed the entire intersection I thought to myself there's indeed advantages to aging.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This is what's great about battletech. I just called FASA my greatest enemy, to their face. (IYKYK) And they liked that, because that's how mechwarriors roll. Stronger by fighting each other

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

So, the main highway Network structure for the kids Minecraft server is finished and we have: The Kerensky Expressway The Amaris Turnpike (You know those two meet at a right angle LMFAO) The Mackie Vaultway And finally THE HYADES HIGHWAY! For my original home in the Taurian Concordant

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

other mechwarriors "the RAC-7 isnt real, it cant hurt you" me with a roll of tape, a RAC5, a RAC2, and a messed up dream MAN-O-WAR TIME BOO BOO!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Random battletech mechwarrior meme I found in the wild

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I hate that it's spelled Ouija but pronounced Wee'Gee. Like actually.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

That absolutely joyous moment at the end of a terrible but fun film when you find out they made SEQUELS!

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

LMFAO using Google AI to crack Google Algos in order for the kids to start getting my references. Peak 2026

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Because I'm a good parent, I've built the kids a nether Highway on the family Minecraft server. Because I'm also a chaos god, I've placed all the portals at a 90 degree deflection from their overworld counterparts so no matter what you do, you always teleport facing the wall.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Do you wanna know why you get married? We're watching the criminal minds there, guy fails at robbing bank. I lament it makes me want to play payday 2. She pauses the show so I can go start the download so it's ready after supper. That's what 10 years of marriage is, and why it's worth it.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

You can now just lootbox your next D&D character and, kinda down with this.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Pro tip. If you need both parents to manage the kids at the store. Leave one at home, with the kids. Smarten up eh?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The kids have invited me to the next furry convention. Is it inappropriate to go as a zoologist?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Trying to play Warframe and like, it's boring now? Even at endgame high level missions it's only spawning like, 50-60 dudes at a time? Have they actually nerfed the entire game that much lately? I'm skeeting during a conjunction survival steel path on Lua. Like..... Come on

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Molog bolognese. It's just regular bolognese sauce but you make lots of confusing statements to your guest about how it's "Molog Bolognese"

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today I was reminded of the existence of the film "Titanic 2" and I laughed for like 10 min.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A lime ricky is superior to a lime rickey. IYKYK

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Have a moment of real peace, turn the volume right up

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

@timhortonsofficial.bsky.social Y'all ready for a Canuck reckoning? That hateful rhetoric might sell in the US, but y'all about to be abandoned by your main market.

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

K problem. Observed and unobserved light, acts different. But how could we know what it did, if it was unobserved? We've established that measuring a thing changes it. But how would we know, if we didn't measure and therefore change both things?

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Tess @cannabiscourt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Y'all I'm still glued to tubi, they have death race 2000. That death race 2000, ALONG WITH ALL THE RIPOFFS!!!!!!

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