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The Canes Stats Brand™

@canesstats.bsky.social
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I post useless stats. I don't make roster decisions. I don't believe in jinxes. Not associated with @Canes. Account is run by dog named Duke #RaiseUp

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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The amount of new Canes Twitter slop is funny to me. A few anon accounts started around the playoffs and now Canes Muse and Canes Sleeper. I guess good luck to them though the website is impossible to use with the new updates and it's still a cesspool.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What a year. So much love.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What a great day
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
For those who are interested, here is a GoFundMe I created where we can donate $32 on behalf of Brandon Bussi where all the funds will go to the Autism Society of North Carolina. gofund.me/2942d0829
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Donate to Support Autism Society of North Carolina, organized by Sterling Eby
Hi, I'm Canes Stats from Twitter, and I'm reaching out to you to support the ama… Sterling Eby needs your support for Support Autism Society of North Carolina
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
For those who are interested, here is a GoFundMe I created where we can donate $32 on behalf of Brandon Bussi where all the funds will go to the Autism Society of North Carolina. gofund.me/2942d0829
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Donate to Support Autism Society of North Carolina, organized by Sterling Eby
Hi, I'm Canes Stats from Twitter, and I'm reaching out to you to support the ama… Sterling Eby needs your support for Support Autism Society of North Carolina
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Brandon Bussi is up to 23 wins in his first 27 games of the 2025-26 season. He's the first goalie to start a season with these stats since Tiny Thompson with the 1929-30 Boston Bruins.
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Joe Wright @sctvman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Michael Wilbon calls the Canes rally "confusing" while Frank Isola called it "stunning."
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I did the most Boomer shit at my job today. I meant to share my screen with a coworker in another branch on Microsoft Teams and instead started a team meeting with every manager in my area because I was in the wrong chat. If you're wondering how my life is going.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Happy Tuesday! Enjoy 70 seconds of Alexander Nikishin killing guys. 💥
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The Hurricanes are 19-4-2 with Carrier–Staal–Martinook in the lineup. Without them? 4-7-1.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Brandon Bussi is the 3rd goalie in the last 40 years to win 9 games in his first 10 career games. The other two are Igor Shesterkin and Frederik Andersen.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Goodnight! Duke is back in the lineup. No more yellow jersey.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
What the hell. Did the campaign finally work?
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Cone has been shed. We are now wearing the yellow practice jersey.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I'll try to be back here more consistently in the next few weeks. Still dealing with a sick dog and other things in my life. I'm okay though! Just not using social media as much.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Haven't really posted here in awhile. Duke had a second surgery yesterday to remove a mass that was found in his ear. He also had staph infection and has been working through that too. He's been recovering, but currently on 6 different medications. So he's a very zonked good boy.
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Carolyn "Stanley" O @hmof2.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
From @canesstats.bsky.social "The Carolina Hurricanes are 76-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal. 21-0-2 in the last 23 games when Jarvis scores. And 1-0 in games where Jarvis scores a shootout goal." As if we coulda gone to bed at 2-1.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Shayne Gostisbehere now has 4 straight games with at least a +2 plus/minus and one point in each game to start the season. The last player to accomplish this was Wayne Gretzky in 1988.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Carolina Hurricanes are 72-5-6 in regular season games when Seth Jarvis scores a goal.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Bethany @bethmysoul.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
our cries are being heard!! keep it up caniacs!! frontofficesports.com/canes-fans-p...
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Buzz of Hockey Canada 5 Signings Provoke Backlash in Carolina
A group of Carolina fans are threatening to cancel season tickets if the team signs any of the players acquitted of sexual assault in July.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for. All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This orange fuck just said taking Tylenol is not good lol.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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jess 👻 @jneuandcats.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
@erictulsky.bsky.social it is a slap in the face of your female fans and survivors of sexual assault if you sign a single one of these players. You want what is best for the team? Don't sign them. Stand up for your fans and do not put these people on the Canes.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Fucking stupid
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
🎵🎶🎵
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Al Hood @albhood.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Also credit to @canesstats.bsky.social for catching this-the Captain’s C has the flags. So the A also is also the same font of the CANES official word mark-hence the different font on front and back
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Finally, I'm home from vacation. Went to Maryland. Gettysburg, PA. DC. And saw Oasis in concert in NJ. Ready to sleep.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Every movie in the 2000s had a plot just like this
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Al Hood @albhood.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
@canesstats.bsky.social Hard Same
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Whereiscaroline.com
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Where Is Caroline?
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Here you go @wademinter.com
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Spreading misinformation all day on the internet about the disappearance of Stormy's friend Caroline
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This is my favorite tweet of all-time
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Tom Edwards @mrworkrate.com · 05/08/2025
The Workrate Hockey newsletter is back today with @canesstats.bsky.social stirring up old bad Canes memories, the WWE back to being gross, and Billy Joel. Yeah, it’s August. Check it out anyway - it’s only available to subscribers, but subscribing is free! workrate-hockey.ghost.io/workrate-hoc...
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Workrate Hockey - August 5, 2025
A reminder how bad it was for Carolina not long ago, and tigers don't change their stripes.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I don't even care about the politics about this. Imagine being this unraveled before 9 in the morning. Who in the world cares about shit this pointless, this early in the morning? It's unhinged.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My favorite thing is when I block an account and they're like "no clue why 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️" and then a bunch of the biggest losers I've already blocked come out of the woodwork crying about being blocked lol.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
These guys will always be fucking losers.
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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The Canes Stats Brand™ @canesstats.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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