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The gluten free fig bars my parents left taste just as bad as I expected them too

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Saw this post yesterday and I was compelled to make them this evening. “Why are you making brownies?” - B For fun my guy

I can only assume my parents saw this at a thrift store or garage sale and got it for me as a child because they thought it was a cute movie. It’s not a cute movie and was truly horrifying, especially to my sensitive temperament www.imdb.com/title/tt0306...

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I'm pretty sure my hooded hair dryer is busted. What I REALLY want is standing one, but where will she go?

Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jon Batiste is a one-of-a-kind musician and I’m glad I finally got to see him live!

Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mostly, she said I’m close to graduating and to come back in a month instead of weekly. I have compression in my spine which is causing numbness in my thigh 😒 Not painful but I’ve forgotten what normal feels like

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Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I walked away from the venue anticipating less surge pricing and standard was $30 more??? And Uber was worse

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This reflects my state of mind the last few months, but I bought a ticket to this show CERTAIN I would be in town and reader, I will not. I'll actually be in Chicago. Coincidentally, she'll be in Chicago while I'm there, so bought that ticket and someone just purchased my resale for the SF show 🙌

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To this day, I’m terrible with cardinal directions but the Thomas Guide, Mapquest, and being very familiar with local landmarks got me where I needed to go.

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I didn’t know I was getting some Easter bun so I had to improvise and use unexpected cheddar this morning, which is a delightful combo. I should look into a recipe to make it myself

Play Catalogues: Saturday, October 3, 2026

Catalogues - Saturday, October 3, 2026 1 guess 😻 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/catalogues/2026/10/03?

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Can you sort the items into the correct order?

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I need to remember to not cook when my parents visit. My mom today cooked: - stew peas - pea soup - stew chicken And that’s after we half saltfish and ackee, plantain, banana and dumplings for breakfast.

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I think I’m gonna take this ticket listing down today If it was GA I’d leave it up, but I think I’d enjoy having an empty seat next to me and not worrying about making small talk with a stranger all night

My dad brought his machete and some sugar cane from the house with him. Cut it up tonight and it’s delish 🥰

Amber Scholl's 'Yeah Duh' Moment

Me to my mom: “you’re asking me if I remember a man and his son coming to dinner on a Sunday 20+ years ago?” My mom:

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ALT: Amber Scholl's 'Yeah Duh' Moment

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This morning it was a slice of pizza, which I forgot about and she ate the rest of at lunch 🤣

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On their morning walk, he left her with a stranger at the market so that he could go inside, and also remarked at how fast she grabs food off the sidewalk.

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My dad has taken Cora out twice today. It’s cute because he always asks like I’m gonna say no and I didn’t really think he fucked with her like that.

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Ran this back again for my parents tonight. Still bomb af

Which is right on time because I was just googling where I can buy Walkerswood jerk seasoning

This is only a fraction of what they brought for us from home. But they didn’t leave out Cora ☺️ Nibblin on her new dog toy

Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Last quarter of 2026 officially starts tomorrow. It's been a tough year for me but I'm hoping to close out SKRONG in preparation for a better 2027.

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Completely out of the blue with no context “Candace what happened to Toby?” - my mom Who? “The soccer player” Oh, Cobi? “Yeah him, I haven’t heard about him in a few years” This is Cobi Jones, a man 18 years my senior who I watched play soccer growing up. Please be fr

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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026

B is a talk-to-the-players type of sports watcher and I’m seeing it in full screen 4k right now with this Padres game

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But even at my current if I have it you got it! I’ve always been that way

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Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have you seen the one where he hoops? I was shook

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Play Catalogues: Monday, September 28, 2026

Catalogues - Monday, September 28, 2026 1 guess 😻 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/catalogues/2026/09/28?

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.

Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.

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My new person started today and I forgot that’s half the battle because I need her to stay 🤣🤣 I hope the amount of work I have in store for her doesn’t scare her off

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Platform 18 in Phoenix had a $75 -$100 cocktail and it looks like they took it off the menu because who is paying that much for a glass of drink???

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I truly believe the good you put out in the world comes back to you. And I'm good to my peoples cause my peoples are good to me.

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