Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The end of a voice memo my sis sent me today after we were exchanging how fuckin busy it was 🤣 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Saw this post yesterday and I was compelled to make them this evening. “Why are you making brownies?” - B For fun my guy 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jon Batiste is a one-of-a-kind musician and I’m glad I finally got to see him live! 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I walked away from the venue anticipating less surge pricing and standard was $30 more??? And Uber was worse 001
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I didn’t know I was getting some Easter bun so I had to improvise and use unexpected cheddar this morning, which is a delightful combo. I should look into a recipe to make it myself 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I need to remember to not cook when my parents visit. My mom today cooked: - stew peas - pea soup - stew chicken And that’s after we half saltfish and ackee, plantain, banana and dumplings for breakfast. 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My dad brought his machete and some sugar cane from the house with him. Cut it up tonight and it’s delish 🥰 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ran this back again for my parents tonight. Still bomb af 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is only a fraction of what they brought for us from home. But they didn’t leave out Cora ☺️ Nibblin on her new dog toy 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had to cut my Irish husband off last night, kept drinking, and I’m the one without the hangover today #blessed 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Met up with some old coworkers for lunch today and the city was really showing out. I’m so glad to have a few weeks of summer left here 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026NY mag has a very cute post over on IG of black babies at their first day of preschool 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Date “afternoon” at de Young for the Treasure of the Pharaohs exhibit 👑 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And so I go to their website because I’m honestly surprised they deliver (it’s takeout only) and I see that it’s FOCCACCIA pizza. Not Detroit style pizza. So all this time I’ve been holding Detroit style pizza to a standard she could never meet. Anywho, I need to have Golden Boy more often 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That wasn’t as painful as I remembered. And unlike last time, the bottoms didn’t stick to the foil 🙌🏽 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There was a whole other human being up and ready to take her out and yet here she is bedside this morning 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Now sis, what do you think you’re gonna do with this? 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026With my luck this is probably out of stores now that I’m finally trying it, but this is really good, especially if you’re a lazy tea person like me. 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So going for the blanket alone was worth it, but I got a chair massage, arm/hand massage, a quick color analysis, and food and drink. And also a new talent community to be locked into. Glad I went 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Had to make sure that wasn’t AI and I guess they’re for real 210
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This was such a crazy thing to see during my morning scroll half awake (he is not dead) 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cora has had the most FOUL gas all day today. And I don’t think she ate anything different so idk what the deal is 🤢 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I accidentally took the same photo with my phone and old digital camera today, it’s interesting to see the diff in quality 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You know what's never done me wrong? A bag of sour cream and onion toasted ritz chips 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This being the final takeaway of this article is absolutely bonkers 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Cora grabbed a bone I didn’t notice this afternoon and when I went to grab it out of her mouth, it was RIDDLED in ants. But she didn’t have a care in the world so long as the bone was in her mouth 😒 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My husband is a perfect mark for online advertising and so he bought a variety box of these. He doesn’t like bananas so he left one for me to try and took the rest to school. I tried it today & it’s one of the single worst things I’ve ever tasted in my life. Beef tallow is one of the ingredients?? 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh I went to Black House Radio Friday night and had a cute little time. Only stayed for 1.5 DJ sets though because I’m an old lady 👵🏽 020
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I hope this tastes as good as I’m expecting it to 220
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In spite of the intergalactic look, the strawberry summer sheet cake was a hit at the pool party today 110
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I don’t know who I thought sang “Henny & Gingerale” but I was definitely surprised to learn it was Mayer Hawthorne 000
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I forgot to cut the strawberries in half so this looks more alien than I’d like, but I hope it still tastes good 🤞🏾 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026She did me well, but two of the drawers on my 12-year old Hemnes dresser were beyond repair. I couldn’t find any drawers that were the same width (either too short or way too long), so I ended up buying it again in a new color. Shout out to my TaskRabbit Assan for putting this together 🙌🏽 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026as I am the daughter of an amateur magician and have always been interested in illusions. The lecturer, a professional magician, did his masters thesis on cognitive science and demonstrated both beautifully. 110
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've been wanting to go to one of those “lectures in a bar” events for a while and we went to our first one last night, hosted by the Big Brain series here in the Bay. The topic topic was The Psychology of Illusion: A Magician Reveals His Secrets, 100
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They have a mango Mai tai wine slushy at Almanac and they threw a little chamoy in there? 🔥🔥🔥 010
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The first photo shoot wasn’t super successful, but Cora did good for the beach paw-ty theme 120
Candy Robot @candyrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This reminds me that I do in fact like this product. Easily cuts at least 30 minutes from drying my big ass head of hair 100