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The Empire Prostate Building

@candymeteor.bsky.social
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✨ kristina ✨ SP十段 ✨ ワイルドアームズ ✨ 聖剣伝説 ✨ アイカツ ✨ Musical Opinions™️ ✨ painfully AuDHD ✨ HSD ✨ DJ Simon ✨ NSFWish ✨ @jortswubs.bsky.social is stinky ✨

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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
mahjong socks send skeet
socks with mahjong tiles on them
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have never had this happen before I know it means nothing But still interesting to see
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Why the fuck is Vietnam TRIPLE wrapping their candies. What purpose does this serve. Viet people, explain
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Wao!!!!!
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I need to go outside smh
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Konami really needs to get more creative with their style names/themes, next thing we know it'll be time for IIDX 528: CAR WASH
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Simon got a grooming today :>
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@alicesqueaks.bsky.social I can't send pictures in a DM because bluesky is poop for not having that yet, but I need you to know that you need this beaded possum bracelet I found doom scrolling
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
it should tell you how awful the aughts were on feminine body image when I remember not wanting to share this photo anywhere because I thought I looked fat as all hell (I unearthed a 20+ year old hdd)
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I Been Playin danielben.itch.io/dragonsweeper
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
be so fucking fr rn
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
puppies
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
lil’ warm up exercise gone awry lol, I got my gripes but I don’t hate it
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
911 joke (ignore my name please it was given to me by a homosexual)
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I am so happy idgaf about anime because what the fuck is this acrylic stand
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hot-Pot Stuff
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I got an iPad for school (ty tax refund) and decided to spend the $13?!?!?! (SO CHEAP?) on Procreate. here is a lil’ doodle spread I did Simon let out the LOUDEST fart I have ever heard from him right when I was drawing his ears. I’ll never forgive him also go watch aikatsu ‘cuz Kii is da bes
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Holy shit
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
サイモネミク
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm actually 35 but whatever
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is quite the flyer assortment, at an Irish pub where I had the best (albeit the only) sour cream enchiladas I've had in Michigan???? This place is weird man
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Spatchcocked Splooty Booty Boy
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
we are holding hands
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Cracking open a cold one with my boys
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
WWCJD
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
EXCUSE ME
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Today's gets
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
incredible gets today
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I FOUND THE AIKATSU CLEAR FILE GACHA IN DALLAS AND GOT THE SECRET ON MY FIRST PULL I COULD CRY RN
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
one of these things is not like the other
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
this photo was taken in the parking lot of a Whataburger in Memphis insane
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Drafting up an aikatsu tattoo for next week (!!), does anyone have anything better than these
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pizza is going on a Trip to Trumpton
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
holy shit they have usao at the whataburger
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
He got full after the soup qq
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
heh meh :3
Heh
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
And you should also be like @jortswubs.bsky.social and get a lucky table that seats 8-10 EASY when it's just dinner for three
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day you should be like @jortswubs.bsky.social and get your partner two sets of Whataburger Christmas ornaments 🥰
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Simon & Girlfriend
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ft. @karupiisu.bsky.social
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I never, and I mean *never* check what my smart TV suggests for me. Today I decided to look out of boredom, and a few entries past the usual suspects was... this... ???? Why?
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
why is he cross-legged in the bed
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Never forget what they took from us...
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I woke Simon up from a nap to come upstairs and, uh
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Don't even dare coming for me 'cuz y'all know it's true (I played more during those lower months, it was just with @jortswubs.bsky.social on his account)
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
One final note: some sets were designed to combine parts to make giant monsters. These are the parts from Graffias (scorpion, red) and Vespelio (bat, blue) to make a GIANT DRAGON You could do this with any of the kits (as said, every figure was compatible with others) but some were DESIGNED for it
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The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I'D* be happy** omg sorry I should not be replying to skeets when I first wake up 🥴 here is a better picture hahaha I also have a ton of puchigumi from the same era! They're in a corner and hard to photograph 😅
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