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@jortswubs.bsky.social
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The ハイテク・カウボーイ jortswubs.bandcamp.com Co-director of NotThatRecords notthatrecords.bandcamp.com Rawstyle kick sommelier. Featured in Club Fantastic, NOISZ, EX-XDRiVER, vivid/stasis, BMS. @candymeteor.bsky.social is stinkier

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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am so thoroughly grateful for the support with votes and sharing during the semifinals, and I'm excited to open a chapter with Andamiro. I'm looking forward to playing ELEVATE with everyone else once it is added. Congrats to all of the winners!
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Perfectly normal jorts studio time nothing to see here
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I ❤️ funkot!
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mixed some funkot for Funkot Channel, featuring tracks by me and @anplode.bsky.social and cover art by @haziqiyukii.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQF...
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Funkot DJ mix vol.96 by Jorts (NotThatRecords)
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
That's it. Andamiro has privated the semifinal videos. By my last measurement a minute before midnight KST, I had the most votes at 394. Thank you to everyone who voted, shared with friends, and spread the word. And congrats and good luck to the other participants.
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There's only a few days left. Please like and share if you haven't already! youtu.be/Wyso1YdyinA
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[The 5th AM Music Contest] 15. Jorts - ELEVATE
YouTube video by 펌프잇업공식 PUMP IT UP Official
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Very gracious for everyone that's voted so far... please keep liking the video so I can make it into pump 🙏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyso...
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[The 5th AM Music Contest] 15. Jorts - ELEVATE
YouTube video by 펌프잇업공식 PUMP IT UP Official
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Jonathan "The Bell" Campbell 🍻 @drinkfresca.online · 26/07/2026
please go and like this video to support my friend and get his awesome song into Pump it Up!!
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you can spare the time for a YouTube like, I would really appreciate your vote.
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cirbro/warpdrive @cirbro.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
did an interview with @jortswubs.bsky.social on my podcast regarding the PIU creator contest and his other projects - check it out here: open.spotify.com/episode/3WWA... More importantly, like the video to show support! youtu.be/Wyso1YdyinA?...
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Dancer in the Dark Episode 118: The Return of Jorts & The 5th AM Music Contest!
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Made it to the semifinals of the Andamiro music contest - please like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyso...
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[The 5th AM Music Contest] 15. Jorts - ELEVATE
YouTube video by 펌프잇업공식 PUMP IT UP Official
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@rilegoat @riley.gwar.club · 17/07/2026
GET JORTS INTO PUMP WATCH THIS COMMENT AND LIKE PLEASE SONG IS SO GOOD youtu.be/Wyso1YdyinA?...
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[The 5th AM Music Contest] 15. Jorts - ELEVATE
YouTube video by 펌프잇업공식 PUMP IT UP Official
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Made it to the semifinals of the Andamiro music contest - please like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyso...
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[The 5th AM Music Contest] 15. Jorts - ELEVATE
YouTube video by 펌프잇업공식 PUMP IT UP Official
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sat at hibachi next to a couple that ordered their fried rice without vegetables and substituted their grilled vegetables for chow mein, also without vegetables. Like they didn't even have any onions on their plates by the end of it. They even refused the ginger sauce. Is this the RFK diet
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I miss my dad
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mm..Food
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Violet Pulse 💜⚡ STARTING 08/01 @violetpulseiidx.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
VIOLET PULSE online IIDX tournament August 1 - 23, 2026 🔗 in bio
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Violet Pulse 💜⚡ STARTING 08/01 @violetpulseiidx.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Before we move forward with anything else regarding Violet Pulse, we want to define what femme-forward means to us. With permission, we decided to use Valkyrie Dimension's statement, with a few omissions and edits when necessary. Check our bio for a link to join the server!
(Violet Pulse logo)

Before we move forward with anything else regarding Violet Pulse, we want to define what femme-forward means to us. With permission, we decided to use Valkyrie Dimension's statement regarding this, with a few omissions and edits where necessary. Our elaboration is at the end.Can Non-Binary / Gender-Fluid / Non-conforming or Intersex People Participate in Violet Pulse?

Absolutely! We recognize the complexity of gender identity. Participation in Violet Pulse is your choice, and we respect that not every non-binary person may wish to join because of our feminine theming. If you're comfortable and interested in this setting, you're welcome to join!

Joining Violet Pulse doesn't imply that you identify as a woman, nor do we view any non-binary people as inherently gendered.Your identity is yours alone, and we won't police or question it. You won't be excluded based on your appearance, expression, or stage in any transition. We embrace all players who feel aligned with our community's spirit.

This space is dedicated to fostering friendship, friendly rivalry, and camaraderie, particularly among players in gaming spaces, which have historically been male-dominated.

Including non-binary individuals doesn't change this focus; rather, it adds a richer diversity to our community. We recognize that gender identity is a spectrum, and those who identify outside the traditional binary, yet feel connected to aspects of our community, are welcome.

We acknowledge that some might not find that our more feminine-focused messaging and atmosphere aligns with their identity. It's important for us to clarify that while our events might have feminine-feeling themes, our community space is open for support, friendship, and connection for all who respect and appreciate the space's intent, even if they choose not to participate in the events themselves.We understand gender identity and expression are both a spectrum, and we welcome all non-binary folks who are interested in participating. At the end of the day, Violet Pulse is intended to be a "femme-forward" tournament. Does "femme" mean the same thing as "woman?" The short answer is no. The word "femme" describes a form of queer self-expression, not a person's gender identity. Non-binary folks may make the choice on their own if this is a space they align with; we can't and won't enforce otherwise. We have no interest in policing what each individual defines as "femme" personally - we are choosing to leave that decision 100% to the participant.

At the end of the day, if you feel aligned to the feminine energy and spirit of this competition to any degree, you're encouraged to participate.

We look forward to sharing more information with you!

(Koko the dog)
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"My husband started dosing me with GLP-1s without me knowing, which caused loosening of the skin... Now my fupa is in a constant state of tremoring and trembling! 2 hours, 8000000 oscillations!" JIGL-067
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NotThatRecords @notthatrecords.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
[Announcement/告知] After 3 years, bass heavy bangers return with the latest entry in NotThatRecords flagship series!!! Featuring new artists JAKAZiD, S2i8, KikKuU, and Nhato, as well as a collab between Freezer & Nizikawa 🔥🎵🔥 “FlashBang 3”!!! Releases July 1st 2026 on Bandcamp!
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wish me luck...
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
hand dryers in public restrooms will be called shit like "JETSREAM TURBO DRYER 8000 ULTRA EDITION. Feel the power" and blow on you like they're trying to put out a birthday candle
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Garcon, un anime s'il vous plait
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
if I had a nickel for every time ed sheeran did a signature hollowbody baritone guitar with PRS I'd confoundingly have two nickels because they just did this again for some unknown reason
sweetwater screenshot showing the Paul Reed Smith guitars SE Ed Sheeran hollowbody baritone electric guitar in a tantalizingly beautiful warm pink/purple ombre
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
HEB brisket queso could get into AGDQ with a digestive system speedrun
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
😩🤌
a spectrogram showing a frequency representation of a kick drum and sub bass. the kick's fundamental frequency perfectly lands at the sub's frequency.
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
NOO STOP YOU'RE OVERFILLING IT
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Target will sell you a 40 of peanut butter but not a 40 of mickeys
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🤔
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
happy Saturday friends
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
weakest head I've ever gotten on a beer
Rochester Mills Red ale with like 3 bubbles of head on top. Looks like a glass of apple juice. Cmon guys...
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
NEW MUSIC Step Your Game Up, a song commissioned by @soraeee.bsky.social for TPE3, out now with an extended mix jortswubs.bandcamp.com/album/step-y...
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Step Your Game Up, by Jorts
2 track album
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
oooo yeah
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Disco pop jorts remix
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
the champagne of beers in the champaign of Illinois
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
For me, it's the bus
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
RIPpin it
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'll be pulling up to RIP15 to spin some tunes at AHYD... come thru www.awhellyeahdude.com
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Aw Hell Yeah Dude
Aw Hell Yeah Dude (AHYD) is the Saturday house party thrown every RIP. There will be drinks, food, music, beer pong, video games, and most importantly, awesome people.
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
not me explaining BL and heated rivalry to my gf's dad
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
boutta get my shit yunked
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
How come it's jakazid and not jakazed I thought he was British
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Systemically gaslighting the rest of the world that the superbowl is about enjoying superb bowls of dips for chips and crackers and other dried processed carbohydrates
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NotThatRecords @notthatrecords.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
We hit 1000 followers on Bandcamp!! Thank you so much for all the support To celebrate, we are doing some giveaways of our full digital discography Like and repost for a chance to win! 2 winners will be selected here, as well as 2 on Twitter and Instagram
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
results after 7 months in the kick making dungeon
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Probably some combination of life events, mental health, dissatisfaction with my output, and winter tbh but motivation to work on music is getting tougher to find
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm starting to play with JUCE for VST plugin development and the DSP math is forcibly folding new ripples into my brain
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
EXTREMELY reassuring But the language is vague... Is SynthV ok? Is ozone's AI assistant ok? If your music is falsely flagged, can you contest it?
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Jorts @jortswubs.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
New years jpop funkot
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