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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 46m

Choosing to believe my ass has simply gotten too juicy since a mosquito decided to bite it 😒

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can't believe this is an actual book. Gimme 10 of 'em.

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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

the lessons we need to take are clear. Dolly said "find out who you are and do it on purpose", and Tim Curry's line is "don't dream it, be it" they would both be disappointed if we wrote that off as corny. so what? it's necessary. we have everything to lose if we are dishonest to ourselves.

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I'm actually so fucking gutted. Dolly AND Tim? 2026 can fuck all the way off.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Take care everyone. Live your life in such a way that people are genuinely sad when you pass on.

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026

I'll knock all of this shit over for Dolly.

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No for real, she threw me off so hard with that but like....shesnotwrong.

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

That's Kiana you're calling a villain! 🤣🤣

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Tell me why my cousin looked at a cemetery and immediately went 'When you think about it, cemeteries are just landfills for humans' Girl what!! 😭

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Those are literally some of the best aspects of her! 😭 These people are cowards.

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The LEAST popular? They don't know what they're talking about! 😭

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Lol that's wild!! I bet you looked cool tho, I have absolutely no coordination wearing them 😩😂

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Maaaaan I wish I were that cool 😮‍💨💦

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Had to go to urgent care earlier this week due to the worst eye pain in my life (it's improving!) but now I have to wear an eye patch for sensitivity and I have not known peace since my coworkers have seen it 😩😂

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Hi everyone! My cousin has made it public so I can now talk about it. She was recently diagnosed with Stage 2 Metastatic Breast CA and things have been very quick and scary for her. If you could share this or support her during her new journey I would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ha...

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Donate to Support Hannah's Fight Against Breast Cancer, organized by Hannah Baldwin

For those that don't know me, my name is Hannah, I am 26, and I'm curren… Hannah Baldwin needs your support for Support Hannah's Fight Against Breast Cancer

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

3 people? That definitely calls for More Dice!

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The last thing a fat lil groundhog sees before I get him

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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 28/07/2026

No one has ever looked cooler than this

John leguizamo as tybalt in Romeo + Juliet (1996)

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Aye wait...can we double back on that previous pic with the pb & j real quick............

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Times is tough but thank God there's so many banger horror flicks coming out in the fall. Other Mommy and Resident Evil look so damn good.

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

One of my friends who started taking it recently had some stellar results so I'm really hoping the same happens for you!! 💗

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm so fucking over cancer, Jesus Christ..

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

"You should take a break from the screens tonight if your eyes are hurting so much" Me, staring at all of the screens of my belongings that give me temporary serotonin in this hellscape timeline: ah

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Ooh not liking that energy, brother.

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

And yes, I agree! I had no idea they hadn't been involved for like a few decades prior to this. To see them come so far has been a true delight, I'll definitely be keeping an eye on soccer more after this!

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Oof yeah that definitely would not surprise me, this heat has been brutal. There was also some speak of a bug going around their camp so I wouldn't be surprised if that also added to it. That's so shitty, didn't the same thing happen in Argentina's favor too?? Fifa pls...

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I feel like this was my fault. Every team I start rooting for ends up losing lmao Why we tryna see lose? I'll start rooting for them 😔

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You're kidding!! They were doing so well!

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Every damn day there is some new fuck shit drama at my job and I am trying so hard just to get my 1 year so I can escape these demons!!

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

When I tell you with a QUICKNESS

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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Feel like I ghostwrote this 😔✌🏾

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Omg Nikki these look phenomenal !!

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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Yesss they have the perfect chewiness and tenderness to them, they're so, so good! 🥰

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

My coworkers are trying to set me up with our IT guy, so my rebuttal has turned into me telling them he's married with x amount of kids. Currently, he has 27. I'm so happy for him! 🤭

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Cardi B's Hilarious Laughing Moment

ALT: Cardi B's Hilarious Laughing Moment

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When you pull a 13 hr shift out of your ass and then you gotta go back the next morning and do it all over again

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I gotta be pretty to match my wifeyyy

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Most music of the last 20 years is just trying to chase the high of the Katamari Damacy soundtrack

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The day is hot and I am burning alive but these flowers are thrivinnng ❣️

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Candiest Kaiju @candykaiju.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I forgot how hilariously unhinged Goosebumps eps were. These kids' great aunt turns them into old men by feeding them prune shit and then she tries to sell them off to her girlfriend's who want them as boyfriends but it gets foiled because they throw prune juice on her and literally kill her. Likeee

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