Reposted by Candy Bastard

>[modern talking growl]
>YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO
>[robot servo whirring]
KORPS RADIO
>[laser charging sound]
>WHERE WE MAKE YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM MOSH
>[vocoded effeminate moan]
>[dialup connecting]
>THIS ISN’T YOUR BROODMOTHERS STATION
>[Wesley Willis - Rock and Roll McDonalds starts playing]
#korps